YOU MAKE THE CALL
In the phrase "Nude Disco," which concept is more disturbing?
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster
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Posted by: xmnr | October 14, 2005 at 05:46 PM
Clothed Clubber Stumbling in Unaware: It's kinda warm in here, but...HOLY SH___ That's a lot of naked people doing the Hustle "
Posted by: russell | October 14, 2005 at 06:01 PM
OK, I'm picturing a bunch of middle-aged sagging disco fans dancing to abba the bee gees - great, now I'll be having nightmares for weeks
Posted by: TCK | October 14, 2005 at 06:03 PM
Won't they have to add one more beat to each song?
Posted by: pogo | October 14, 2005 at 06:17 PM
Sure brings another meaning to the term Disco Ball.
"But if I'm naked what will I do with my wide lapels?"
Will the soundtrack be Saturday Night Shrinkage?
...I'll stop now.
Posted by: Martinishark | October 14, 2005 at 06:24 PM
xmnr: if you didn't send it in, it's not gonna get blogged. at least not by me. i almost never click on links in the comment section, as i believe i post almost every time someone says something like this :)
Posted by: judi | October 14, 2005 at 06:45 PM
Gives new meaning to that Saturday Night Live line, "Watch the hair!"
Posted by: Kilmeny | October 14, 2005 at 06:45 PM
What a combo...
"You got nudity in my disco!"
"You got disco in my nudity!"
(Together)"Hmmmmmmmm" ('cause "mmmmmmm" is not quite appropriate, I should hope)
Posted by: glix | October 14, 2005 at 06:46 PM
Duh, that Saturday Night Fever line. Stupid me.
Posted by: Kilmeny | October 14, 2005 at 06:47 PM
TMI, I'm sure, but I enjoy slipping around in someone else's sweat when I'm all naked. However, I prefer to have known that person for a while and to keep things to one naked sweaty person at a time.
Posted by: Sallyacious | October 14, 2005 at 08:38 PM
So am I the only fat single girl that thinks this may be kind of cool?
&n#j@*t!f(agrhh...)
Sorry, was possessed by my alternate personality for moment. Hope I didn't post anything I'll regret ...
Posted by: Jacki | October 14, 2005 at 09:29 PM
At first I was afraid, being of middle age
At the thought of forty-somethings dancing in a go-go cage.
But then I realized that all our bodies went to pot
And took my birthday suit to the nudie disco spot!
I liked coming back to that sweaty place
Though it was all that I could do to focus on your face.
Did your 'disco balls' drop? Does my physique seem too strange?
As once-perky body parts do their best to rearrange?
The music stopped, we left the floor
It seemed as though our booties shook for several minutes more.
Did you say,"Looks don't matter" as you gazed into my eyes?
But you sang a different tune when you saw my flabby thighs!
Oh, no, not I, I will not strive
To recapture the same body I had when Nixon was alive!
I've had too many binge-y moods and too many deep-fried foods, I will not strive, I will not strive!
d
Posted by: insomniac | October 14, 2005 at 09:30 PM
This may be TMI, but I occasionally do some promo work for a swinger's resort in Jamaica. They have a disco, clothing optional. (So I don't have to work too hard to picture this.) The most amusing part of the whole thing is that, about every 15 minutes, the DJ announces, "Just a reminder. Penetration is not allowed in the disco." Not something you hear every day.
Posted by: AlanBoss | October 15, 2005 at 12:56 AM
um, insom? I don't *snork* often, but you are a genius!! ummm "fever nights"? No clothes, because they are detrimental to healthy growth.
Posted by: mr. peanuts | October 15, 2005 at 06:03 AM
insomniac, I know have your song lyrics stuck in my head, aaaauuurrrrrgghhhhh
I will not strive!
Posted by: Annie | October 15, 2005 at 06:48 AM
Well, you would save money on the wardrobe. Clubbing clothes can be expensive.
Posted by: slyeyes | October 15, 2005 at 07:21 AM
Insom: *SNORK* You are just amazing.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 15, 2005 at 11:27 AM
Dang I have enough problems trying to get the confidence to go up to the dance floor and strut my two left feet tied together stuff, let alone being naked too!
Ted.
Posted by: Ted | October 15, 2005 at 07:50 PM
"Disco"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | October 15, 2005 at 08:57 PM
I can just hear the pick-up lines now....
"Hi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Weren't you in that old James Bond movie...?
Didn't you play "Pussy Galore?"
"Oh yes, I see, I had that operation too."
"Oh,... I LOVE YOUR SHOES!"
"Did anyone ever tell you you look just like Modonna! She was in here last night! Really!
You could be her twin!"
"Really, my car's not far...where are you parked?"
"oh.... you took the bus?"
Posted by: Novanglus | October 16, 2005 at 01:30 AM
Insom: I got a little tear. Really.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 16, 2005 at 11:21 PM
Insomnia - As ear worms go, this is much better than the orignal song could ever strive to be.
Posted by: southerngirl | October 17, 2005 at 03:13 PM
MKJ - That is one lucky horse.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 17, 2005 at 04:32 PM
So, where are the pictures?
Posted by: d | October 18, 2005 at 07:42 PM