WORKING HARD IN LYNNWOOD
"Can you wait in the patrol car for about 20 minutes? I really need a little evidence of a felony."
(Thanks to Bob Kingsbery)
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October 17, 2005
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Officers making multiple visits to a massage parlor. I'm sure this is a FIRST.
Posted by: southerngirl | October 17, 2005 at 03:24 PM
Will someone teach me the secret handshake now?
Posted by: southerngirl | October 17, 2005 at 03:25 PM
OK, Judi. Did you use the phrase "working hard" in this post on purpose, or did you just nominate yourself for "Headline of the Day So Far"?
Posted by: Atticusser | October 17, 2005 at 03:27 PM
"We thought it was a reasonable investigation method."
Reasonable! That was downright public-spirited...
Posted by: jamester | October 17, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Oh, so it's ok for some people to "massage," their breasts as part of an acceptable health regime but as soon as a man tries to get some sort of equal treatment an investigation is launched.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 17, 2005 at 03:59 PM
Right on, Cheesewiz. Testify.
...and did anyone notice one of the women in the story is named "Suk"? Tee hee...
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 17, 2005 at 04:01 PM
"We thought it was a reasonable investigation method."
And I'm sure they drew straws to see who would have to be the lucky gu . . ., I mean the victim of the crime.
Posted by: Annie | October 17, 2005 at 04:02 PM
If only they spent as much as twenty minutes...
Posted by: Kilmeny | October 17, 2005 at 04:20 PM
Officer Pete: "Hey, Bob, what's up?"
Officer Bob: "uh ... investigation of a felony?"
Officer Pete: "Whoops! Yeah, that's not all."
Posted by: MOTW | October 17, 2005 at 04:35 PM
If you want the whole story....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1007053handy1.html
Posted by: Elmo | October 17, 2005 at 04:47 PM
"...and did anyone notice one of the women in the story is named 'Suk'?"
Note to self: Stop drinking water while reading this thread.
Posted by: Renee | October 17, 2005 at 05:26 PM
Unrelated to this, but hey, I've been away:
re: the earlier Playmobil Security Checkpoint, note the following:
What similar items do customers ultimately buy after viewing this item?
11% buy Playmobil - Getaway Car by Playmobil USA Inc (Rate it)
Posted by: sct72 | October 17, 2005 at 05:27 PM
Good link, Elmo. Nice to know what those tax dollars are going for. Considering the quote at the end of paragraph three, page two, of the affidavit, I wonder if Officer Moore is known around the department now as Officer Dribbler. The young lady sounds sort of disappointed with the results of her work.
Hmmm... Lynnwood's crime stats for 2003 include 3 murders, 4 rapes, 35 robberies, 26 aggravated assaults, 9 arson cases, and 2,528 reported instances of burglary, larceny or theft, and car theft. Guess they solved all those.
Posted by: Wahooligan | October 17, 2005 at 05:37 PM
Myong Gin Chow = Gym Goon Winch
Not much to work with
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 17, 2005 at 06:16 PM
*zips in*
HEY! A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | October 17, 2005 at 06:28 PM
Comments about massage parlor raids really rub me the wrong way....
P.B.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 17, 2005 at 07:02 PM
From The Smoking Gun:
The State is not opposed to releasing the defendants on their personal recognisance.
And neither is Officer Ron Moore (now known to his cow-orkers as Ron "The Handi-ma" Moore). Hey, someone tell Ron Moore's wife and kids to Google for "ron moore" handi.
Mrs. Moore: Honey did you have a hard day at the office.
Ron Moore: Yeah. You don't know the half of it.
Mrs. Moore: (inaudible)
Ron Moore: Yeah, it really came in handy today, but I didn't get anything to eat.
Posted by: Brad | October 17, 2005 at 11:51 PM
This investigation is a hard job but someone's gotta do it!
Posted by: shuKy | October 18, 2005 at 09:52 AM
20 dollar handy-handy? I remember when you could get 5 dollar su*ky-su*ky. darn inflation.
Posted by: Trillian | October 18, 2005 at 03:23 PM