THE USERS LOVE IT!

In case you haven't been checking, be advised that this product has received some strong reviews.

Comments

[lstarn]

golly

[Brainy Jello]

It's asstonishing.

[everysandwich]

Marketers should consider some kind of co-op program. We'll need another review.

[TCK]

One of the positive reviews:

Not only did this sucker get the job done, but I really enjoyed getting my rear end cleaned out. There was such a feeling of relief afterward that I felt a rush of pleasure. Then I used it again. And again. And again.

Does this make me a raging homosexual?

Maybe not a raging homosexual, but definately a flaming weirdo (NTTAWWT)

[RR]

Yeah, a co-op program might improve their bottom line.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I dunno, but I seriously doubt that I want to use anything on..or in...my body from a place called 'CheapLubes'...

[Jillywilly]

"What a douche!" -- SNORK!!!!

I was too afraid to submit my own review, lest someone checking out my Amazon rating of, say, a Kidz Bop CD might note that I also take a fancy to glow-in-the-dark butt basters. And I suspect that posessing both of these items may be illegal in Iowa.

[TCK]

"Cheap-Lubes" does sound like someplace you should take a 1972 Dodge truck for a lube job - it may indicate taht their target consumer group is [insert PC term for trailer trash here]...too bad its too late for baby shower gifts for Britney

[Aunt Nancy]

Jillywilly - you can own a butt baster in Iowa, but only if you belong to PETA and are drinking out of a toilet at the time.

[queensbee]

um - didint we do this today????

[KOW]

True queensbee, but the reviews have been updated. And I'm almost positive by members of this blog.

[Bumble]

*snork*

There's a little "report this" link next to all of them where you can tell amazon that the review has inappropriate content for the site. Wonder how long it'll take for that to happen? I'm not going to snitch, butt...

[JustLinda]

Because EVERYONE gets that not-so-fresh feeling....

[Somewhere North]

Someone with prolific and unusual tendencies and a sad, sad lack of a social life must have written these. If your big thrill of the day is the butt-douche, you need to get out more. Or get a relatively compliant sheep. Whatever.

[Brad]

If Amazon.com had been around 300 years ago, Dave's blog would have been snickering about the Oral-B tootbrush. Think about it.

[Somewhere North]

You put your Oral B toothbrush where?? Brad, that's not what is meant by oral s*x.

[RR]

A "tootbrush"? Does it have something to do with beans?

[insomniac]

so now I've got to analdouche after every meal? I don't think the men's room is set up for that! How 'bout I just jam some Dentyne up in there?

[Tamara]

Dentyne!!! Oh! Insom!! Too much!!!

[Powerhungry]

Butt (get it?!) why does it glow in the dark anyway?

I generally don't want anything that glows to enter any orifice of my body. (NTTAWWT)

[Mad "engaged to weasel" Scientist]

Oh Dave thanks or alerting me to this now I can add it to my wedding registry with the one quick click. Bloglits Weasel and I are registering for at least 10 of these.

[sct72]

Did Dave have a typo when entering his comment as "Davelog"?

[everysandwich]

Wedding registry! What a great idea. I think I just snorked. That doesn't make me gay, does it?

[sct72]

Maybe this guy could use it:
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"My prostate's as hard as an opal and ready to conquer Web 2.0"
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/08/otto_web_twoo/
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That doesn't make him gay, does it?

[sct72]

it does make me forget to close my tags! :)
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That doesn't make megay, does it?

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

The big red friendly bulb is just asking to be honked.

Uh oh, does that make me gay?

[Schadeboy]

Um...why does this product come witha Glow-In-The-Dark Spike? Maybe I don't want to know?

[Mad "engaged to weasel" Scientist]

schadeboy- the real question is much like the light in your fridge how can you know if it is really glowing when it is in use?

[Jeff Meyerson]

LOL for "glow in the dark butt basters"

[U.O]

... um ... I've got a question about the review posted here by TCK ...

Does this ... item ... function ... by propelling ... um ... stuff ... INTO the anal orifice?

If so, then why does the reviewer refer to it as "this SUCKER" ...?

Is he using it incorrectly? Or, is that why he uses it again and again and again and again ... ??? (NTTAWWT)

Just askin' ...

[Karen]

This is TOO funny. I'm laughing so hard right now. I love the guy who needs paper towels...NOW.

[annie-git-yur-fun]

Note the reviewers: Dr.Aas, Bill D(ouche) and DaveLog.....hmmmm.....methinks I see a trend here.

[shuKy]

JillyWilly - Kidz Bop CD. Lol. I happened to work for the company that creates these CD's. Imagine my happiness when I have to listen to these kids singing over and over and over....

[Mr. Completely]

Shuky, maybe you can just jam one of these things into each ear.

[sct72]

I think you're all gay if you look at this. And Bi-Trans if you order it. Does that make me gay?