TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are stealing trains with bows and arrows.
(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)
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October 11, 2005
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Wusses. The police should have shot this man on sight! Oh wait...Nevermind.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer! | October 11, 2005 at 03:25 PM
I should first point out that, coming from Ted "Mullet" Habte-Gabr, that no one was naked in this story.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 11, 2005 at 03:26 PM
Lets see, you have an indian, cop, train engineer..Are you sure the Village People weren't filming a music video ?
Posted by: Sean | October 11, 2005 at 03:27 PM
Thanks to Ted's mullet, I have been chosen to be a published poet. Did everyone who participated in the peotic assault on Ted's hairdo get an email offering them this opportunity?
Posted by: Jessica R. | October 11, 2005 at 03:29 PM
Curse those police and their 16th century technology!
Posted by: insomniac | October 11, 2005 at 03:55 PM
Jessica: No. Thank my non-mulleted God.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 11, 2005 at 03:59 PM
I, too, am stunned at the lack of naked nudity in this story.
Posted by: louis gehrig | October 11, 2005 at 04:17 PM
This guy must have won a heck of a bet...
Either that or next time he should pick "truth".
Posted by: Christobol | October 11, 2005 at 04:23 PM
Moral: Never bring a bow and arrow to a gun-fight.
Posted by: Ernie G | October 11, 2005 at 04:25 PM
Ah yes, another quiet week in my hometown...
Well, the next town over, anyway...
Good point, Ernie!
Posted by: jamester | October 11, 2005 at 04:28 PM
And this is just another sad example of how western movies and crack don't mix.
Posted by: Somewhere North | October 11, 2005 at 04:36 PM
" Jones also said he was unsure if the man was under the influence of drugs or alcohol."
Well, let's hope he was, 'cuz this gets waaaaaaay more embarassing to explain otherwise.
Posted by: Wahooligan | October 11, 2005 at 05:08 PM
Only in California...
While Union Pacific railroad officials don't know if the man intended to steal the cargo, they say no one has tried to overtake a train in years.
Shouldn't that be "take over" not "overtake?" I'm sure lots of cars overtake (i.e. catch up with) trains on the highway.
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | October 11, 2005 at 06:09 PM
You just know Ted Nugent is involved in this.
Posted by: scat | October 11, 2005 at 06:44 PM
Mike -- yeah, when a train takes off down the highway instead of on the track, it can't go nearly as fast ...
I've worked on some of the UP track in that area, and I know you live around there ... sure is interesting, how some of the folks think they can just "take over" the world ... or should that be "overtake" ...?
Posted by: U.O | October 11, 2005 at 07:51 PM
Poor guy probably just tied one on and lost track of reality. If not, his motive was loco.
*clicks post, file, close and goes to bed...*
Posted by: Dennis | October 12, 2005 at 01:02 AM
Jessica R., Yes, since I was foolish enough to provide my REAL address, I've received several offers to be published. It's funny to receive "snail mail" addressed to Sarcasmo Habte-Gargled.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | October 12, 2005 at 10:00 AM