TECHNOLOGY STAGGERS FORWARD
If this product had existed when this blog went to college, this blog would never have finished college.
(Via Gizmodo)
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October 18, 2005
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I did'nt this blog ever finished college in the first place.
Posted by: Down in Texas | October 18, 2005 at 10:40 AM
finally, modern technology creates something i can appreciate!
Posted by: crossgirl | October 18, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Hey, whatever gets beer out of the keg faster, I'm all for it.
FIRST, btw? Yay me.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 18, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Super Uber - is that what the blog's son had when he was in college?
Posted by: MOTW | October 18, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Uber-Quadro Simulpost - Woohoo!
Posted by: MOTW | October 18, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Oops. Apparently not. Oh well.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 18, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Here, here. Same boat, different college.
Posted by: Karen | October 18, 2005 at 10:43 AM
Some dream of a 3-way of a different sort. For this blog, however, this is the perfect 3-way.
Posted by: powerhungry | October 18, 2005 at 10:45 AM
umm, power, that was a foursome. it was good for me though.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 18, 2005 at 10:47 AM
I think I'd have missed the dirty joke opportunities that stem from the old hand pumping and the presence of young ladies......... Upon reflection, the foot pump most likely would have increased my chances at serious interaction with the young ladies, since most were understandably unimpressed with pump jokes....hehe...pump jokes...
Posted by: russell | October 18, 2005 at 10:54 AM
The perfect present for the high school graduate.
Posted by: John | October 18, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Just great.
Now they come out with a tap for people too lazy to bully eleven people into handing over their beers.
I suppose these people think a$$hole CEOs just grow on trees?
Posted by: Christobol | October 18, 2005 at 11:01 AM
Seeing how today is my birthday (Me and Jean Claude van Damme woo hoo) I now know what my present to myself is.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | October 18, 2005 at 11:03 AM
*clink* A toast to Addicted - Happy Birthday!
Posted by: MOTW | October 18, 2005 at 11:13 AM
That foot pump is the best feature. Now you can keep a mug in both hands and you have an instant sobriety gauge. Once you can't operate it you are through.
Posted by: Martinishark | October 18, 2005 at 11:13 AM
My husband and several of his co-workers graduate from their Dual Masters Degree program in December. They so need this thing for their graduation party. Three taps, two dozen engineers...I'd better tell the local farmers to hide their sheep.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | October 18, 2005 at 11:35 AM
As a proud alumnus of the University of Wisconsin, I must point out that this gizmo was created (as were the movies "Airplane" and "Top Secret") by fellow graduates of Wisconsin.
Go Badgers!!
Posted by: Joeski | October 18, 2005 at 11:51 AM
happy birthday 24.
if i knew where you lived, i would stalk you, er, send you a nice gift.
Posted by: jean claude van damme | October 18, 2005 at 12:14 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADDICTED!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | October 18, 2005 at 12:25 PM
YAY! Its Jaen Claude Van Damme!! Now you must strip naked and explain to me why you made so many stupid movies! Maybe he could star with Stalone in his new one...
Posted by: MzVette | October 18, 2005 at 12:26 PM
My frat was "Tappa Nua Keg".
Posted by: Dr. D. | October 18, 2005 at 12:35 PM
Three taps means that one would constantly be changing kegs. Is this a good thing? It's up for you to decide!
Posted by: Goog L | October 18, 2005 at 12:49 PM
In honor of Addicted to 24's birthday...
Drinks are on the house!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | October 18, 2005 at 01:02 PM
Aunt- A Texas 6 pack.
Posted by: Down in Texas | October 18, 2005 at 01:44 PM
You guys are the best thank you very much
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | October 18, 2005 at 02:02 PM
Does this mean that during a keg-stand fraternity members can now put one tube in their mouth AND one in each nostril?
Excellent.
Posted by: elle | October 18, 2005 at 02:36 PM
It's a good thing it has a foot pump, cuz now ya need three hands to hold the mugs.
Posted by: Sunny | October 18, 2005 at 02:53 PM
Happy birthday, 24! Hey, you also share a birthday with Mike Ditka, Dawn Wells (half of "The Rest") and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Hey, I share my birthday with William Shatner.
Go Sox & Spos.
Posted by: scat | October 18, 2005 at 03:43 PM
A-24 - The most important person with whom you share a birthday is Chuck Berry, who is 79 today.
"All Chuck's children are out there playin' his licks"
- Bob Seeger, Rock and Roll Never Forgets
Posted by: pogo | October 18, 2005 at 04:12 PM
1. Happy birthday, A 2 24.
2. I don't like this gizmo. Empties the keg too fast.
Posted by: golfwidow | October 18, 2005 at 04:26 PM
Happy Birthday 24. Go Stros!
Posted by: southerngirl | October 18, 2005 at 05:14 PM
Oops. Spos are/were the Expos. Go Stros!
Posted by: scat | October 18, 2005 at 06:29 PM