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"Bogey" is a bad word. She should have used "birdie" or "par" instead.
Posted by: Steve | October 14, 2005 at 08:58 AM
Key Quote: teachers became upset because he used the words "crap, poo, fart and bogey" in his talk at Penair School
I think George Carlin needs to update his routine...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 14, 2005 at 09:13 AM
I read another article on this that claimed he was kicked out because he declared that Harry Potter was evil. You just don't mess with Potter...
Posted by: Jacki | October 14, 2005 at 09:17 AM
he was quoted as saying something which implied harry potter was gay.....hence the hostility
Posted by: blurkerette | October 14, 2005 at 09:21 AM
You're aware that 'bogey' is the English equivalent of the American 'booger'? Highly appropriate for this blog, I'd have thought.
Posted by: martinn | October 14, 2005 at 09:27 AM
Apparently, nobody has ever secretly listened to these kids talk among themselves.
Posted by: John | October 14, 2005 at 09:35 AM
If this school denounces the use of the words "crap, poo, fart and bogey" it's a pretty safe bet that they won't have The Adventures of Captain Underpants in their library.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | October 14, 2005 at 09:36 AM
say what you like about her, J.K.Rowling keeps it clean...
Harry: Blimey, the last time I saw Voldemort, I just about crapped my uniform!
Ron: Ssh! Here comes tht old fart, Professor Snape.
Snape: Today, class, I will teach you a spell that renders your bogeys invisible. Now raise your wands...
(Ron drops his.)
Snape: 20 points taken from Gryffindor!
Hermione: Oh, poo!
Posted by: insomniac | October 14, 2005 at 09:44 AM
She's gotten a little more edgy, insom...
Hermione: Here Ron, I'll help you get your wand up.
Posted by: Christobol | October 14, 2005 at 10:14 AM
Dave, not sure where you got the "Australia" bit from, this all took place in England.
But too funny- imagine, "booger" being outlawed as swearing!
Posted by: bodi | October 14, 2005 at 10:55 AM
The "Harry Potter is gay" comment is wrong, as explained in one of many retractions collected here.
The comment that "he's not the only gay in the village" was apparently a pop culture reference that the kids would get. My guess is that it is meant to indicate that there exists another option, not that the person referred to is gay (NTTAWWT).
Posted by: spinner8 | October 14, 2005 at 11:44 AM
Clearly this man needs to be invited to post on this blog. As a fellow proliferator of crap, poo and fart comments, he would fit right in. And then there's that whole penis thing.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 14, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Clearly the school doesn't have it's story straight as to why the good Reverend Taylor was asked to leave. I bet the real reason is that he was banging the (married) principal and she didn't want her hubby to find out.
Posted by: Brad | October 14, 2005 at 01:04 PM
Gee, this wasn't just a big ad for his new book was it??
Posted by: Brainy Jello | October 14, 2005 at 01:09 PM
I've been reading this site for a while now, but I've never posted (cause you are all sooo funny, and, well, I can't compete. Not yet, anyway.) I know ignorance of the acronyms is no excuse, but someone please tell me, what is NTTAWWT? I did check the acronyms link and I couldn't find it. Help?
Posted by: Southerngirl | October 14, 2005 at 11:47 PM
southerngirl - not that there's anything wrong with that (an homage to Seinfeld)
Posted by: insomniac | October 15, 2005 at 01:02 AM
Actually, "Crap, Poo, Fart, and Bogey" was the original name for Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | October 15, 2005 at 02:55 AM
This guy needs to quit while he's behind.
Or come here, as other's have said.
Posted by: lmd33 | October 15, 2005 at 02:03 PM
Have any of you seen this before (kinda unrelated)
http://www.aquarionics.com/journal/2003/08/22/Harry_Potter_and_the_Philosopher's_Wang
Posted by: glix | October 15, 2005 at 07:26 PM
Hey, have any of you seen this?
Posted by: glix | October 15, 2005 at 07:33 PM
Try this
here
Posted by: glix | October 15, 2005 at 07:37 PM
Insomniac - thanks! It all makes sense now.
Posted by: southerngirl | October 17, 2005 at 01:09 PM
What a poo, fart, and bogey, Pwour it's gross!
My bum smells pooey when i was in the looe.
Posted by: Leigh Kent | November 19, 2005 at 06:29 AM
Sit Down Miss Jones a done the fart.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Sand.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Flowers.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Breakfast.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Police, who is from Disney's Lady And The Tramp in 1955.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Postman.
Sit Down Miss Jones A Stinky Fireman.
Posted by: Leigh Kent | November 19, 2005 at 06:32 AM
I'm Miss Smith from 'Maltese Canary- Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries episode.
Why Is In The Canary Catch!
and my boy said to me and he tell me 'Sit Down Miss Jones', and i said to him 'My name is Miss Hyden Smith' Not Miss Jones.
Posted by: Miss Jones | November 19, 2005 at 06:34 AM
My name is Policeman and i'm from an old film 'Disney's Lady And The Tramp' in 1955.
I'm having a go with that woman named 'Miss Smith' from 'Maltesed Canary- Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries' episode. My bum smells of sewage and stench like the 'Whitley Whiff'
Sit Down Miss Jones I picked my nose with my finger to get some bogeys from my snotty nose.
'Auhhh! ih!' i've done a poo.
Posted by: Policeman | November 19, 2005 at 06:38 AM
Sit Down Miss Jones- 1996
Posted by: Leigh Kent | November 19, 2005 at 06:39 AM
I picked my nose with my finger to get bogeys from my nose.
Posted by: Zephir Monkey | April 08, 2006 at 03:31 PM
yuck, it's gross. My bogeys smells of cheesy feet and white smelly socks, i poke my trunk.
Posted by: Young Babar Elephant | April 08, 2006 at 03:32 PM
mille mille mille, i poke my nose trunk too. yeah!
Posted by: cousin arthur | April 08, 2006 at 03:35 PM
yuck, uuh, gross! My bogey snots smells of Blink cheesy feet and white smelly blink socks, i poke my little beaver nose.
I'm a female animal character from Woodland Lake in Franklin.
Posted by: Beaver | July 02, 2006 at 09:04 AM
oops, i will most forgot to say, my farty bum smells of blink pea poo and my feet smells of blink bogeys. poo!
Posted by: Beaver | July 02, 2006 at 09:05 AM