GOOD NEWS, LADIES
Something new to blame for those extra pounds!
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
(UPDATE: Whoops. The link should be right now.)
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October 18, 2005
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Huh?
Posted by: Sarah J | October 18, 2005 at 04:31 PM
It's times like these where I just hate being downstream from Canada. hahahah
Posted by: JustLinda | October 18, 2005 at 04:39 PM
*snork*
Posted by: LabSpecimen | October 18, 2005 at 04:46 PM
Wrong link, eh?
Posted by: OtherDave | October 18, 2005 at 04:46 PM
Mr. Floatie is bummed out?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I missed the weight joke.
Posted by: Kilmeny | October 18, 2005 at 05:16 PM
Wow! I've been looking for a list of arbitrary conclusions! My book of unsubstantiated nonsense is almost complete!
Posted by: Brainy Jello | October 18, 2005 at 05:43 PM
*zips in*
Huh???
Whatcha all talking about?
*zips out to get cake*
Posted by: Eleanor | October 18, 2005 at 08:02 PM
Hard, crunchy mastication... sounds kinda like gettin' busy with yourself using a handfull of corn chips. And yes, I am fully aware that there's a Cheetos/orange appendage joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Jillywilly | October 18, 2005 at 08:40 PM
All I have to say is: Bite Me.
Posted by: Sallyacious | October 18, 2005 at 09:33 PM
Personally, I prefer chips. Until I get to work and read this blog. Then I get to put them away!
BTW, Eleanor, how was the cake?:)
Posted by: southerngirl | October 18, 2005 at 09:34 PM
Imagine how frustrated Starr Jones must be.
Posted by: louis gehrig | October 18, 2005 at 10:52 PM
I knew that it couldn't just be me!
I mean, that is totally shocking.
Posted by: Kalyani | October 18, 2005 at 11:03 PM
Jillywilly - That's the line ("hard, crunchy mastication") that got me, too. They make it sound so dirty!
Because I often visit this site at lunchtime, I'm often masticating while reading this blog.
THERE'S a visual for you.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 19, 2005 at 04:15 AM
And did everyone notice the link at the bottom of the article to this story? So stop eating your cake and get out there and get some.
[Please note the very phallic tombstone picture]
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | October 19, 2005 at 12:05 PM
If only those women engaged in more "hard, crunchy mastication", they may not need so much cake. It works for me.
Posted by: Scott M | October 19, 2005 at 05:35 PM