FROM THE "INTELLECTUAL CHICKEN" DEPARTMENT
I have a Jack In The Box complaint that needs addressed immediately!
I went to Jack In The Box and ordered a "Spicy Chicken sandwich with Lettuce and Tomato Only". To which the little speaker replied ... "No Mayo?". To which I replied "Well, just lettuce and tomato". Again the speaker responded "No Mayo?". I said "I just want the sandwich with lettuce and tomato". The reply ... "Well, they come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. No mayo?". I replied "Whatever it takes to get it with lettuce and tomato only!".
What is wrong with people? It's like I had to say it the way they wanted or I wasn't allowed to have a Spicy Chicken sandwich. If they know it comes with 3 condiments and the person asks for only 2 then common sense should take over. Right? But NO, they want to argue about "No Mayo" versus "Lettuce and Tomato Only". They know what I want. Why are they arguing about the semantics of a Spicy Chicken sandwich's condiments? Just give me the damn sandwich!
Thanks for listening,
You know what else is fun? When people call me on the phone and I say "Hello," and they say, "Is this Judi Smith?" and I say, "May I help you?" and they say, "Is this Judi Smith?" and I say, "May I help you with something?" and they say, "Is this Ms. Smith?" and I say, "What can I do for you?" and they say, "I need to know if this is Judi Smith" and I say, "And I need to know what you're calling about," and they say, "Is this Judi Smith?" and I say, "May I help you?"