AMERICANS: A BIG-HEARTED PEOPLE

We also have large butts.

Comments

[PirateBoy]

Boy, we're flush with envy for that guy's job....

(Another pun, right down the toilet...)

[Targetgirl]

Heeeeyyyy, I resemble that remark!

*john*

[kibby F5™]

*wonders how they work with low flow toilets*

Let's see,

1. bigger the guy - bigger the seat
2. bigger the guy - bigger the dump
3. there is no #3
4. bigger the dump - SAME AMOUT OF WATER!?

unconstitutional

[insomniac]

Donald Trump : "Buy Big John. It's huuuuge!"

[MzVette]

I like big butts...
(ok, now C'Bol or Mudstuffin need to finish the song, I havn't had enough coffee)

[KOW]

Sir Mix-A-Lot would love one I'm sure.

[rita]

Kibby--ewwwww.

[galetea]

Like most of us NEED a reason to stay in the bathroom longer! If I have a good book, I only leave when I can't feel my legs anymore.

[Christobol]

Wish I'd have heard of this before I cut a hole in my couch.

[Nobody]

Do you remember when you were a little kid, and you'd do the "Potty Dance" (TM) because you didn't want to miss something good if it happened while you were in the bathroom? At what age does that point-of-view reverse?

[insomniac]

American bottoms are plumper
In need of a reinforced bumper
New 'Big John' though plastic
Is truly crap-tastic!
Brings a smile to both cheeks of the dumper!

[Amy]

Speaking of toilets, I just came back from a trip through the Czech Republic (yes, some people elect to go there).

I stayed in an old monastery and was shocked to discover my toilet looked like an electric chair with a hole in the seat!

Have you ever gone to the bathroom in an armchair?

Intentionally?

[Targetgirl]

C'bol, that is so gross.

Good work.

[Eleanor]

Amy - *snork*
And
how was the trip? E-mail me....

[kibby F5™]

Amy! Should have stopped to visit me!

e-mail Eleanor!

[Jessica R.]

Ooooh, how thrilling, a toilet seat in my gift bag! Of course it is a "luxurious" toilet seat, but still! I don't think I'll be getting anything that encourages my family to spend MORE time in the bathroom.

[Artchick]

I notice this is in the gift bag at a guy related activity. Somehow I don't think Paris Hilton would've been too thrilled to find it in her gift bag at the Emmys.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Big John has a spacious 19" of luxurious sitting surface that is more comparable to that of a typical office or dining room chair.

Remind me never to eat dinner at Mr. Levy's house.

[U.O]

The last time I suggested tp My Bride (remember her?) that we put toilet seats on our dining room chairs, she was -- shall we say -- less than 100 percent enthusiastic about the premise ...

[MzVette]

(its my first attempt!)

Americans have big butts I can not lie
We'll need bigger toilets we can't deny
When you walk in McDonalds and order that big Mac
And stuff all those fries in your face
Your fat gets sprung, it breeds some young
Then you try and stuff your bum
in those jeans last week you was wearing
but everyone's laughing and staring
Oh baby, please no more stew
And to the gym with you
My homeboys tried to warn me
When I saw you orderin' that oversized john
But, you cooked so good, Hon
So we had a meal or two
and now I can't see my shoe
But it is all good in the loon
cause we have been dancin'
To the gym we're prancin'
We'll sweat, wet,
Gonna fit back in our 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average American and ask him that
Lookin like Rosanne ain't bad
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
Do you want to eat all your lunch? (Hell yeah!)
Tell em 'don't bake it! (don't bake!) Fry it! (Fry it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
My toilet just backed!

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