WHY THE WORLD NEEDS GUYS

Because guys are always meeting challenges that we didn't even know existed.

(Thanks to Mollenkamp)

Comments

[laura]

uhhh... first?

and what flavor popsicles? grape tends to stain the stick...

[Christobol]

I saw this, and I believe it's a fraud. There cannot be more than 14.9 million popsicle sticks forming that ship.

[Amy]

Comforting to know there will be toothpicks all around for the family of sharks waiting for that boat to capsize.

[Bumble]

That's actually kind of neat, but I wouldn't get on a body of water in it. Hope they're all wearing life vests.

[Christobol]

Yes, life vests!

Then when the sharks show up they can be bobbers.

[insomniac]

scene: on Baffin Island, as millions of splintered popsicle sticks wash up on shore...

Inuit son: I told you! I told you!

Inuit father: You're right son, I guess the ice cream man isn't coming this year.

[TCK]

is it just me, or does robert mcdonald have way, way, way too much spare time on his hands?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Bummer, Dave. I think I deserve co-credit for this one since I sent it in at 8:52 this morning. I'm only asking for half credit as my story didn't have the picture, but I bet I was first.

I really want to see how fat Captain Rob is after 15 million popsicles.

[Punkin (corn in her teeth) Poo]

Useless imagined factoid: If they'd used tongue depressors (which are 18% larger), they would only have needed 13.35103 million. Now, don't they feel silly...

[Eleanor]

"A dream come true.."

Some dreams are loftier than others....

Now if they had used tongue depressors, as punkin suggests, that would have been something else....*snork*

good one, punkin!

[Guin]

HEY, I sent this in at 6:33 am! How early did Mollenkamp get up, anyway?

[louis gehrig]

"I never want to sniff, uh... I mean look at glue again.

[Mollenkamp]

I sent it in at 6:23 a.m. Central time--yesterday.

[Guin]

*snork* D'you live in Europe, then?

[Mollenkamp]

Nope, I live in the USA.

All this obscures the fact that the ship actually floated.

Also, Viking Lollystick WBAGNFARB.

[Eleanor]

Mollenkamp - that's a pretty cool picture, and it is great that it floats! Think, if after 2 years, all that glue-snif -er, I mean , well, you know what I mean, if the boat went into the water and sank with a thud!

[slyeyes]

Question: Who is this Mollenkamp and why is he competing with Claire Martin? That's Jeff's job.

[KOW]

And next week on the news, and update on Amsterdam's new obesity problem.

[Josh]

Waaaaaaay too much time on his hands.

That is all.

[Marvin]

Ah, sailing across the Atlantic with your first mate by your side and a hot glue gun on hand for emergency repairs. Just like the vikings of yore.

[cyn]

hey, he's from my hometown! never let it be said that us J-action-viller's don't follow our mickey mouse dreams. (just hope he didn't use elmer's glue)