PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY

What doesn't kill you makes you faster.

(Thanks to Andy the tropichunt.com guy)

Comments

[go_fish]

It says it takes 2.01 cans of Coke to kill me. Does that mean I can drink 2 with no problems?

[judi]

you only weigh a pound?! what's your secret?

[Bumble]

No kidding. It takes 300 odd cans of Sunkist to kill me, and 400-something of Cream Soda.

[Bumble]

*wondering if I should have admitted that in a public forum* :blaming it on the drugs

[Nick]

Update on our plastic surgery obsessed friend.

[Bumble]

Argh! My eyes!

[Amy]

My goodness. His breasts are perkier than mine.

[louis gehrig]

Bumble,
That ought to take your mind off of your teeth for a while, now to deal with the suffering in your brain....

Thanks Nick(not really)

[Bumble]

*wondering if Amy should admit that in a public forum*

[Amy]

I didn't say "bigger," I said "perkier."

[Amy]

You're right. I probably shouldn't have admitted that, either.

[aimee]

Oh my god, after seeing that freaky pic I actually WANT to drink the 230+ cups of iced tea in order to kill myself.

[Eleanor]

judi - I was going to comment on the weight thing too - 2.01 cans - HAH!!
Methinks go_fish needs to work on his/her math OR go to McDonald's immediately and order everything on the menu!!!!!

[louis gehrig]

*wonders what he to the blog to make them educate him on how to commit suicide with softdrinks, then show him a picture of Ken-doll to give him a reason*

[Marie in Barcelona]

It would take 432.25 cups of green tea to kill me.

Has anyone read the comments section of that site yet? It's, ummm, interesting... to say the least.

[go_fish]

I'm assuming you have to ingest that much caffeine in one sitting, because otherwise I'd be dead by now.

[go_fish]

Did anybody notice that if you input 0, it says you're a freak of nature and should be cleansed with fire?

[louis gehrig]

*gets back from reading comments Marie mentioned*

*thanks the Lord for the people of this blog*

[britta]

gosh, I think befor I could drink 55 cups of coffee my blader would burst!

[Ian Woollard]

Cool. This website tells me that caffeine is one of the safest chemicals known. I will greatly increase my intake posthaste!

[Sondra]

"you are a freak of nature and should be cleansed with fire"

This is the kind of answer that all the combinations of weight and beverage should have. Much more fun!

Coffee - 150 pounds

Drinking coffee turns your ears black, unless you add milk.

[ahhm Clem]

I poured the milk in my ears but they're still black

[ahhm Clem]

How long do I have to keep the milk there? It's hard to type with my fingers in my ears.

[ahhm Clem]

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[slyeyes]

92.4 cups of coffee and then I'm dead.

Most Mondays, I just miss that by 4.2 cups.

[slyeyes]

I just read the comments over there. After being nearly bored to death, suddenly a world war broke out between the Americas and Europe. Sheesh!

[cyn]

60 cups of coffee here.
"war broke out" no thit. couldn't ya just feel the warm fuzzy love?
geezly folks, try the decaf.

[Martinishark]

I'll need over 10 pots of joe to put the kibosh on my mortal coil. So next time they tell me I'm quaffing too much at work I can have a slide chart made and tell them to go pound sand. (A tand cranky w/o my fix)

[Stupendous Man]

82.7 cups of drip coffee and I join the Choir Invisible. But how many can I drink and just slip into a coma?

[slyeyes]

sometimes, a coma sounds so relaxing. Just a little one, two weeks tops.

[cyn]

weird factoid. you can drink about 20 more cups of brewed coffed than drip(ped) before you croak.

[cyn]

coffed?? oh why not. it is so a word!

[Jillywilly]

Wow... the site's comments sound like they were all written by sociopathic PMS sufferers who've never left their homes and have a collective 3rd grade education. I toast them with 530.3 bottles of Lipton Rasperry Tea. Cheers.

If I haven't mentioned it before, YOU people ROCK!

[Bumble]

cyn ~ We'll take your word for it. (har!)

[Chris]

If you ever see me with a 6744.72-ounce glass of Coca-Cola, get help!

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

cyn - thanks for the 411 on the coffee! It's good info to keep in mind when one is on a coffee jag!

*zips out*

Toodles!

[cyn]

El, de nada! (snork;)

.......
n a collective Thanks Jillywilly ... yer (not you're or your) a pretty rockin' addition y'ownself:)

[Sondra]

ahhm Clem,

ya onlyist needs tuh put milk in yer ears when ya's actchully dranking cawfy.

[judi]

-snif-

[just sayin']

*ppffttsnorksnorkchoke*

[Y. B. Normal]

It would take 332.93 cans of Dr Pepper to convert me into an ex-parrot.

[Mrs. Swooshman (formerly known as Seatazzz)]

246 cans of Diet Pepsi and I'm sleepin wit de fishes...

[yanya8]

Man, did you read the comments section? Those people are vile! It's a good thing they closed it before WWIII broke out over the Internet.

[Amy]

They would basically have to hook me up to an oil tanker.

[VictoriaE77]

I'd need to drink 71 cups of coffee to die. That's ok, because I only drink 50 cups of coffee a day. Much like
Wally.

[crossgirl]

oh my,
i go off for the weekend only to come back to read that we are all contemplating suicide. isn't there a more efficient way? like say, grape kool-aid?

[silver]

154.77 cups o' tea. That was before I was pregnant though. Bet it is more now, but I ain't sayin'!

[Aunt Nancy]

How does dying of a caffeine overdose enhance my productivity?

Wait...don't answer that.

[VictoriaE77]

What the flip?

I can't open the comments on the gator update. The firewall is blocking it.

[sct72]

227 1/2 cans of Diet Coke - I better get started!

[ceeg22]

I can drink 197 cans of Diet Coke, as long as I don't drink an additional 0.17 cans.

[sct72]

So I can drink 9 24-packs of Diet Coke and still be ok!

Anyone have a 2592-oz. glass?

[Jose Armstrong]

brilliant site! happy to be here. Small brain blog: http://skys.jp/blog/archives/200504/06-1228.php , About a year ago I started

[ALDentist]

MAN! I am sorry I didn't see this sooner. Where can I score some "Beaver Buzz" (it's in the list--I didn't make it up.)

[drew]

you can get the best Dam energy drink, Beaver Buzz at 7-Elevens. It kicks red bull's ass.