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August 21, 2005

NEW TERROR FRONT IN THE WAR ON DRUGS

Now the squirrels are getting involved.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Spanky??? First?

Well, at least he's behind bars now! More than we can say for other terrorists.

Never try to get between a man and his bitch.

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Could you imagine if the offices last name were Oak (do I need to elaborate as to squirrels and what they gather)?

Exactly....acorns.

That sounds like the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. They had better get out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

I say, bb, that squirrel is dynamite.

So, how does one stand "shoulder-length" away from someone? Inquiring minds want to know...

Key quote:

"I guess he mistook me for a tree," officer Flowers said.

Officer Flowers should be grateful his attacker was not a canine.

Let us taunt it louis! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

bb-
Like what???????????

(I'm sorry, this is like a sickness with me)

**sigh** El beat me to the Not Perky News Team. I really have to get here earlier in the day.

Well, ummm...I know, consult the Book of Armaments!

Perhaps the squirrel was replacing a dead parrot?

So squirrels eat Flowers. What's thr big deal?

I meant what's the big deal. Stupid #%^$*%*$ brace.

Was it an apocalyptic squirrel?

AN!! didn't think you even knew that word.
(hpoe it's beter soon)
hugs

#%^$*%*$ (hope it's better soon)*snork*

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