MEANWHILE, IN THE HOLY PIEROGI STORY

We have this breaking development, brought to us by the perky NewsNet5 Team.

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[Christobol]

"Holy Pierogi, Batman! I don't think you should have eaten that!"

"Don't worry, Boy Wonder. It's going to hook me up with the spirit in the sky..."

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Oh Jesus Christ!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Or howzabout some Love me, tenders

[I Hear Dread People]

A traveling museum of really old food items is not as wacky as it sounds: if I owned it, I wouldn't want it anywhere close to me, either. And how long before Jesus starts sprouting a green "beard"?

[KOW]

*SIGH* Excuse me while I go reserve seating in the handbasket. If we're all going to hell, I at least want to go first class.

[Mike]

Why is it always Jesus? Why is it never a Disiple?

Why, when people remember past lives, always remember Julius Ceasar, Cleopatra, and Alexander the Great? Why does no-one remember being the guy who spent his life making chamber pots?

[Christobol]

*meanwhile, in heaven*

Mary: What's this I hear about you appearing on a Pierogi? I'm doing the food appearances, capiche? And you failed to show up on a bridge stain in Chicago.

Jesus: Dude, my bad. Here's the thing. I stopped off in a field in Wales, or maybe it was a field the size of Wales, anyway, they were burning drugs and just saying 'no' and somebody must have prayed or something, anyway, then I totally had a craving.

Mary: Oh alright, you little rapscallion! But don't call me dude.

[kibby F5™]

*gets a craving for grilled pierogies with cheese*

Where's that food wagon!?

[qetzal]

Jesus: "Rapscallion?!" Don't gimme that chive!

[qetzal]

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[insomniac]

Tis the gift to be simple
Tis the gift to be free
Tis the gift when our Lord's on your pierogi
And when we find that Jesus has appeared in our stew
You know there's just one thing that we have to do
When our publicity is gained
To put it on Ebay we'll not be ashamed
To earn, earn will be our delight
In a holy deli in the Vegas night.

[Russell]

Intrepid Field Reporter just back from the whale roast, I mean contraband destruction: "Dude is that a pierogi? Cool.."

Traveling Museum Curator: "SIR! You cannot eat that!"

IFR: "S'Okay, I'd rather have this grilled cheese wrapped in this tortilla"

[BlogMaid]

Grrrr that should have fixed it.

[snif]

I made a quiche that bore the face of Shemp...guess I blew that pay day after eating it...

[pogo]

How's come when we see Jesus and Mary on food they always look like Northern European Caucasions? They were Middle Eastern Jews, and probably looked like Arabs.

[pogo]

Lemme try to turn off the bold.

[kibby F5™]

Q. What should I do when I see The Last Supper in my soup?

A. Change drugs.

[Somewhere North]

And after a light lunch at the travelling display of food items with holy people on it, you can wash it all down with a water from the Museum of Modern Art.

[Sean]

I'm going to carve up a kielbase into the shape of Jesus , cook it and see if the image of a pierogi appears on it ..

[Sean]

I'm going to carve up a kielbase into the shape of Jesus , cook it and see if the image of a pierogi appears on it ..

[queensbee]

well, i sent this in as well, because i was STUNNED by the holiness of it. it wouldnt have been nearly as powerful if it had been a kreplach or a ravioli.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I must say, the commentary on the last few topics has been exceptionally stellar as of late. While I would love to credit y'all with exemplary capacities for wit and wisdom, I've been monitoring this blog far too long to believe such a miracle is possible. More likely you've discovered Dave's well-kept secret and the reason he can afford so many cabana boys for his infinity pool - the super-secret steroid-type drug for bulking up your comedy. It's known in the industry as 'Humor-roid.'

-Not to be confused with "Hummer-oid", which is when an overpriced SUV tailgates you...

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

pogo: almost always . . .

[Sean]

Two ...Kielbasa ..

[VictoriaE77]

I'd like to make a comment, but my co-worker just violated my inbox with an email suggesting that I hate Jesus if I don't send it to everyone I know in the next ten minutes. Otherwise I'll have a lifetime of misery and be just like Job or maybe Peter Parker in Spiderman II.

So I'm gonna need your guys' email addresses.

[pogo]

Mahatma - That's interesting. The skin is dark, but the features are still Caucasion. I wonder if it was an attempt at a Mexican/Spanish appearing Jesus. Seems that most cultures picture Jesus looking like them.

[mudstuffin]

I once made a fart that smelled like peanut butter.

Or potato chips, I forget which.

[crossgirl]

i'd like to see Jesus' image on a matzo ball.

[VictoriaE77]

I hope you guys are happy. Now I'm going to hell.

Thanks.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

crossgirl: Howzabouta matzoh necktie instead?

[Christobol]

Vic,

I had it checked, and you were already previously slotted for hell because of that thing you did.

So, don't feel bad. Or do. It's your call.

[VictoriaE77]

C'bol ~ I had my suspicions, but I was hoping the email thing would pull me out.

And at the time, it didn't seem so bad. Plus, it was kinda fun.

[crossgirl]

speaking of Jesus and pierogies.....everybody sing along! (thats the 12 days of christmas tune for those not in the know)

The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas (Veggie Tales)

Oscar: The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party:
A boiled potato topped with dillweed.
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party:
Two steamed pierogies.

Jimmy: What's a pierogi?

Oscar: It's...a...dough, wrapped around...meat.

Jimmy: Oh...

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

[Christobol]

Vic -

Generally speaking, holy spam will get you out of hell.

However, in the event it doesn't, I think you should decide that the thing that got you into hell was very fun, rather than just kinda fun. Otherwise, you risk hell depression, which I hear is a bit of a downer.

[VictoriaE77]

Or maybe I could just try some new very fun stuff.

[Nigel Pond]

I have no idea what Jesus looked like, but I do know what Charles Manson looks like and that looks like Charles Manson.

[louis gehrig]

My wife once cooked a meatloaf that had a perfect image of our neighbor Morty in it. She was totally unimpressed, though. Something about "it doesn't count if you smashed his face into it to get it that way...blah blah blah"

[Jessica R.]

Hey, that's my favorite perky news team, but I haven't gotten to email the blog in days and days. Something about four kids that'll end your blog participation!