HUMAN RIGHTS OUTRAGE IN ENGLAND

I say we send in the troops.

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr, always right on top of big world events)

Comments

[kibby F5]

Dave, I think they're photo contest has SLIGHTLY out done yours.

And I suppose this ban is to be in effect during the winter months too!?

*goes to send The Sun a picture of our own Pampart pinup girl*

[the Gypsy]

Hmmm... can I order a Double

[mudstuffin]

(Insert your own "Click to Enlarge" joke here.)

[Punkin (swab me, baby) Poo]

Cleavage is a known breading ground for disease causing bacteria and fungus. I move that England institute a Health and Safety group to go around to all the bars and swab every exposed set of cleavage with an antibacterial lotion. Preferably cherry flavored. This could be an all-volunteer organization.

*notes increase in passport applications*

[queensbee]

Arent't there Hooter's lobbyists there on pLANET GROW UP, where you guys live?

[TCK]

Po-faced penpushers those Brits really know how to stick it to ya

(ALSO, Po-faced penpushers WBAGNFARB?)

[mudstuffin]

The blouse of a young barmaid from Wales
was printed with the prices of ales
whilst on her behind
for the sake of the blind
the same was written in braille.

[observer]

Send in the troops? Sign me up!
*thumbs through military enlistment criteria, curses age limitations*

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

muds: I clicked, and it did!
bada bum! ('ya didn't specify that it shouldn't be lame)

[seatazzz]

I myself am a bartender and I am OUTRAGED that bar owners in the US don't pay for a certain surgery (hooteraplasty) so we get more tips. Write your congressman! Include photos.

[seatazzz]

Punkin, I myself have never "breaded" them for fear that someone (Mr. Seatazzz perhaps) would want to deep-fry them. But that's just me.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Some say cleavage should not include the navel [mild caution on link]. I beg to differ!

[crossgirl]

OH, this is about cleavage. i assumed the outrage was that the girls were still being referred to as barmaids.

[GDogg]

I'm fairly certain this has been blogged before.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Chest perfect ... Nicola T (left) and Keeley know how to pull
Ya gotta love 'The Sun' (or maybe not . . . )

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Oh no, I did close the tag, honest!

[crossgirl]

oh dear. it was me. apologies.

[spinner8]

Do we still want the italics on?

[crossgirl]

help?>

[spinner8]

Fear not, crossgirl, it's just like leaving your turn signal on, only more permanent.

[M.C.]

Annie Powell, of real ale group Camra, raged: “It’s just another blatant example of Europe gone mad.”

At least there's a bit of sense in the article because, come on... really... How can men truly be expected to live without this?

[Higgy]

Agreed, MC - men do need beer....

And Mudstuffin - so glad that my country could serve you so well in limerick form...

(waits for cries of "There was BEER in MC's link????")

[Punkin Poo]

Seatazz, I'm sure that typo can be credited to my lunch time hunger pains. I got the chicken breast with TWO baked potatoes. Tell me Freud wouldn't have a field day with THAT!

[VictoriaE77]

I have a hunch that M.C.'s link is going to be turning up in the blog pretty often.

[TCK]

have they not heard of sunblock in the EU?

[seatazzz]

And now tell me about your childhood....

[seatazzz]

*the above must be spoken with atrocious German accent*

[M.C.]

Oh, there's more, Victoria.

SAVE OUR BARMAIDS!
Would you put these ladies out on the street?

Amy, Emma, Katy, Tash, Orlaith, or really anyone looking this good carrying this much beer?

I certainly couldn't live with that kind of guilt.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

merci emcee

[aqstreet]

What will they ban next???breathing??aghhhhh i was only joking!!!

[Somewhere North]

What is really sad is that some overzealous and probably unattractive female decided this. Someone should look into it. Then offer said person a chance to be on The Swan and the whole issue will go away.

[M.C.]

S.N. - Agreed.

And, Weird! judi, what happened to everyone's links on this thread?? And all of the other html tags, etc.?

I hope the Fabulous ThunderTechs bring them back at some point...

[KOW]

Next they'll ban the beer because it leads to public drunkenness I'm sure.

[Eleanor]

nothing

[Maud]

To address an overlooked but at least equally important issue: Ted is always on top...? Dude, variety is the spice of life. (This applies to haircuts, also. I say nothing of mullets, only that change is good.)

[Jeff Meyerson]

At last a cause we can all boost, or at least get behind.

[M.C.]

De rien, MKJ.

Jeff - I am both boosted by and getting behind the fact that my links are back. Enjoy, if you haven't already. Or just drink actual beer and have actual s-e-x if that's your preference.

I'll be in the lounge with Bill Clinton if you need me.

[666]

In the EU, they're legislating about skin cancer??? In the EU???

In the EU, they don't know what skin cancer even is!

*looks out window*

Yep. This is still Phoenix. The only place on Earth that gets more skin cancer than we do is a small part of Australia.

And I'll guarantee yuh that nobody in Phoenix is gonna try for legislation like this!

Now, to the question: What's their [not they're or there] *real* reason for this attack on freedom and liberty?