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August 05, 2005

HUMAN RIGHTS OUTRAGE IN ENGLAND

I say we send in the troops.

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr, always right on top of big world events)

Comments

Dave, I think they're photo contest has SLIGHTLY out done yours.

And I suppose this ban is to be in effect during the winter months too!?

*goes to send The Sun a picture of our own Pampart pinup girl*

Hmmm... can I order a Double

(Insert your own "Click to Enlarge" joke here.)

Cleavage is a known breading ground for disease causing bacteria and fungus. I move that England institute a Health and Safety group to go around to all the bars and swab every exposed set of cleavage with an antibacterial lotion. Preferably cherry flavored. This could be an all-volunteer organization.

*notes increase in passport applications*

Arent't there Hooter's lobbyists there on pLANET GROW UP, where you guys live?

Po-faced penpushers those Brits really know how to stick it to ya


(ALSO, Po-faced penpushers WBAGNFARB?)

The blouse of a young barmaid from Wales
was printed with the prices of ales
whilst on her behind
for the sake of the blind
the same was written in braille.

Send in the troops? Sign me up!
*thumbs through military enlistment criteria, curses age limitations*

muds: I clicked, and it did!
bada bum! ('ya didn't specify that it shouldn't be lame)

I myself am a bartender and I am OUTRAGED that bar owners in the US don't pay for a certain surgery (hooteraplasty) so we get more tips. Write your congressman! Include photos.

Punkin, I myself have never "breaded" them for fear that someone (Mr. Seatazzz perhaps) would want to deep-fry them. But that's just me.

Some say cleavage should not include the navel [mild caution on link]. I beg to differ!

OH, this is about cleavage. i assumed the outrage was that the girls were still being referred to as barmaids.

I'm fairly certain this has been blogged before.

Chest perfect ... Nicola T (left) and Keeley know how to pull
Ya gotta love 'The Sun' (or maybe not . . . )

Oh no, I did close the tag, honest!

oh dear. it was me. apologies.

Do we still want the italics on?

Fear not, crossgirl, it's just like leaving your turn signal on, only more permanent.

Annie Powell, of real ale group Camra, raged: “It’s just another blatant example of Europe gone mad.”

At least there's a bit of sense in the article because, come on... really... How can men truly be expected to live without this?

Agreed, MC - men do need beer....

And Mudstuffin - so glad that my country could serve you so well in limerick form...

(waits for cries of "There was BEER in MC's link????")

Seatazz, I'm sure that typo can be credited to my lunch time hunger pains. I got the chicken breast with TWO baked potatoes. Tell me Freud wouldn't have a field day with THAT!

I have a hunch that M.C.'s link is going to be turning up in the blog pretty often.

have they not heard of sunblock in the EU?

And now tell me about your childhood....

*the above must be spoken with atrocious German accent*

Oh, there's more, Victoria.

SAVE OUR BARMAIDS!
Would you put these ladies out on the street?

Amy, Emma, Katy, Tash, Orlaith, or really anyone looking this good carrying this much beer?

I certainly couldn't live with that kind of guilt.

What will they ban next???breathing??aghhhhh i was only joking!!!

What is really sad is that some overzealous and probably unattractive female decided this. Someone should look into it. Then offer said person a chance to be on The Swan and the whole issue will go away.

S.N. - Agreed.

And, Weird! judi, what happened to everyone's links on this thread?? And all of the other html tags, etc.?

I hope the Fabulous ThunderTechs bring them back at some point...

Next they'll ban the beer because it leads to public drunkenness I'm sure.

nothing

To address an overlooked but at least equally important issue: Ted is always on top...? Dude, variety is the spice of life. (This applies to haircuts, also. I say nothing of mullets, only that change is good.)

At last a cause we can all boost, or at least get behind.

De rien, MKJ.

Jeff - I am both boosted by and getting behind the fact that my links are back. Enjoy, if you haven't already. Or just drink actual beer and have actual s-e-x if that's your preference.

I'll be in the lounge with Bill Clinton if you need me.

In the EU, they're legislating about skin cancer??? In the EU???

In the EU, they don't know what skin cancer even is!

*looks out window*

Yep. This is still Phoenix. The only place on Earth that gets more skin cancer than we do is a small part of Australia.

And I'll guarantee yuh that nobody in Phoenix is gonna try for legislation like this!

Now, to the question: What's their [not they're or there] *real* reason for this attack on freedom and liberty?

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