HEY MAN

Got Milk?

(Thanks to Reddsuss)

Comments

[Sarcasmo]

no milk dude, but i got some cookies.

[Lis]

There's finally something to wash down those "special" brownies!

[TCK]

cows with the munchies?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Time to get in a shitload of Twinkies for the winter, dude.

[random thunking]

And all those ads on TV claim that California has the happiest cows. I, for one, beg to differ.

[Higgy]

Make a lot more sense putting milk into Happy Meals now...

[TCK]

I think maybe this guy got some of that happy milk

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

Have empty glass and package of Oreos, will travel!

Anyone want to caravan to Russia and volunteer to help milk the cows???

[blt]

Funny the article should mention drug smuggling; will we see the rise of milk smuggling? Cheese smuggling? Daring dairy heists? And what consequences might this have if those cows are ever butchered?

And over here we just worry about hormones in the feed . . .

[queensbee]

hhhaaaaa. farm out. or was that far out. anyway, they are outstanding in their field,

[rick h]

"no no no no i don't smoke it no more..." but

i have a recipe for "special" brownies (left over from the '70s) that would go great with that milk.

[KJP]

I think we may have just stumbled across the cure for Mad Cow Disease.

[Sean]

It is the stoner cow pie people will be after...The locals will probably collect them and burn the doo doo in the house to keep warm and , well , happy ..

[Monster from the Id]

"Stoner Cow Pie" WBAGNFARB!

[Martinishark]

Well this is just great. As if it doesn't take long enough now, at midnight the drive-through at Taco Bell will be filled with a line of Gurnseys.

[slyeyes]

If the sunflower and maize crops have been destroyed, what will the cows eat when they get the munchies?

[insomniac]

gives 'milk from contented cows' a whole new meaning...

[TCK]

will a cowpie fit in a bong???

[TCK]

also - what the heck is maize? can you smoke it?

[Monster from the Id]

TCK: "Maize" is another word for the cereal grain known as "corn". I have HEARD of smoking cornsilk, but have not tried it myself.

COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC: Who else would like to hear William Shatner bring his inimitable musical stylings to a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

I feel stupid and contagious, Monster from the Id

[MOTW @ home]

I'm in the mooood for milk
Simply becud you're chewing
Funny, but when you're chewing
I'm in the mooood for milk
*hiccup* *happy giggle*

[MOTW @ home]

A happy childhood memory: my parents often liked to tell us kids funny stories. Like, where do Tootsie Rolls come from? Farmer Brown would feed his cows nothing but cocoa beans for a week. This would make their milk turn very thick and chocolatey. Then while Farmer Brown milked them, Mrs. Brown would stand next to him with some scissors and cut off the Tootsie Rolls as they came out. Their kids would help to wrap them and the family would take them to market at the end of the month.

[djtonyb]

Hey, I thought that California Cows were the happy ones...

[TCK]

corn huh? well, i guess i'd like to hear captain kirk covering nirvana about when i start smokin corn

[AlanBoss]

"Dooooood!"

[crossgirl]

will they do away with cartons and start selling milk by the bag?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

"Moo. I think the goat is a narc. Moo."

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

"Moo-hoo-hoo-hoooo"

[mudstuffin]

*beef*

[Funny Name]

MOTW: That story is absolutely disgusting. But not as disgusting as the story MY parents told me re: where Tootsie Rolls come from.

[observer]

Medicinal milk.

[Cand Tutt]

So...let me get this straight: They found maryjane, growing in fields with sunflowers and corn...so they destroyed the ENTIRE CROP? Out here in sunny California, the cops just walk into the field and yank out the plants.

D'ya think maybe Cousin Ivan is a little slow on the uptake?? (or, Why Communism Really Failed...)