GATOR UPDATE

It's California; of course he's in therapy now.

We assume there's no need to mention that Defiant Alligator would be a good name for a rock band.

(Thanks to Mollenkamp)

Comments

[AllieKat]

My what big teeth you have...

Also, Gator Therapy WBAGNFARB

[Aunt Nancy]

It has not been seen since Wednesday.

Of course it hasn't been seen - it's off pouting somewhere because USC was picked #1 in the AP Top 25 poll, and the Gators are tenth.

[Amy]

Probably out scouting for Captain Hook, or for writers who build storylines around the pirate. Anyone seen Dave?

[Chianca At Large]

Visitors have been tempting the alligator with food such as tortillas, French bread and doughnuts, but to no avail.

Time to start trying cats.

[Kilmeny]

Just what we need, an alligator in touch with his inner child.

[insomniac]

How much caffeine would it take to kill a gator?

[Amy]

There's got to be a Gatorade line out there...

[Wally Ballou]

They're trying to tempt a gator with "tortillas, French bread and doughnuts"? - balderdash! How about a dead chicken (or a live poodle)?

[SoCalGirl]

*zips in*

judi - is that a "dig" at those of us who live in su.so.ca.?????

If, so, have some of our favorite so.ca. food! :)

*zips out*

[steven]

Unlike California therapy, South Georgia Gator Therapy consists of an army of rednecks with shotguns!

[Aunt Nancy]

*sits down to read blog*

*seven year old daughter enters*

Daughter: Ooh, Mommy, what a cute kitty picture!
Me: Yeah. Adorable.
Daughter: What's the kitty picture for?
Me: Some guy wants to feed it to an alligator.
Daughter: (sniffle) That is so mean!

*daughter runs out crying*

Me and my big mouth.

[slyeyes]

Alligators are not native to the state of California.

That hasn't stopped anyone else from living there.

[tamra]

Exactly what is the gator eating? And when will he be hungry again? Instead of worrying about the gator's mental state, somebody should note the stats of people killed/maimed/eaten by gators in other parts of the world!

[MOTW]

"tortillas, French bread and doughnuts" is what you feed park DUCKS, not gators.

[Minsc and Boo]

I know he is the Croc hunter but I bet Steve Irwin could catch him.

[azred]

deja vu! this happened when I lived in denver in 1982 or 83 (geezer memories.) the nice reptile escaped from the zoo which was near the city park, and swam around in the lake for a few weeks (6 maybe???) before giving itself up. it was the biggest tourist attraction of the year. ah..... memories......

[Fountainhead]

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