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August 26, 2005

FROM THE "GEE, THANKS" DEPARTMENT

Bryce Donovan, noting that Katrina was about to hit our coast as he sent in his submission, pointed out that "one can never be too careful about this."

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At least it's a COMPLETE guide. You'd hate to get a half-a$$ed one.

frankly, it strikes me as piss-poor

If you have this book, does this mean urine good company?

BTW - nice to know you're alive and blogging, judi!

I wonder if that book is selling better than: Hey Stupid! Go Drink Your Piss!

I checked the "Customers Who Bought This Book Also Bought" section expecting (okay, hoping) to see 'the Brooklyn Bridge' or 'Many shiny objects'.

Thank you Amazon, but I'd rather not "Look Inside!" that particular selection.

***WARNING*** You may not want to read the reviews of this book, which were written by some men and women with very pissy breath. BTW, I have it on good authority, namely The Harvard Lampoon Annual True Facts book, that Mahatma Ghandi drank his own urine each morning and practiced copropophagy (but only with his own dung).

"Coen van der Kroon was given the opportunity to experience the therapy's benefits first hand, following an accident."

What kind of an accident? Did he inadvertently pee in his beer mug?

Jillywilly, van der Kroon claims it happened when his aim was deflected by an envious poltergeist.

Eeeeeeeeewwww. I have no other comment. I take that back----YEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHH.

Bring me another six-pack! I'm about to cure the common cold!

It's free! And worth the price...

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Mr. van der Koon, urine a glass of urown.

Hey! Who stole my "r"?

Gee Thanks!
Now every time I visit Amazon, I have this book on the front page....

I would have to feel pretty darnd sick to do that. I think the cure is worse then the ill applys here

From one of the reviews...

"Detailed instructions are given on drinking, bathing, gargling, douching, eye and ear drops, sniffing, massage, compresses, rubbings, foot and hip baths, scalp and hair massages, and other applications."

My girlfriend's always wanting me to massage her feet. Wait till I surprise her with my special massage oil!! Hey, and now that I think of it, I'm running low on shampoo and eye drops. Forget going to the drug store, I'll just pick up a six pack of beer on the way home and make my own "toiletries".

By the way, do you think it's best straight from the tap or chilled?

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