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"Slightly less than I want to eat paté de foie gras."
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First, and not especially.
Posted by: Bumble | August 19, 2005 at 04:04 PM
*snork*
Good one, Judi!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | August 19, 2005 at 04:05 PM
You're soaking in it right now..
Posted by: Sean | August 19, 2005 at 04:05 PM
*zips in with hands on hips*
hmmmph!
What kind of a newspaper is this anyway? They used the word turds!
I for one am shocked!!!
*hee, hee, I said that word*
*blushes and zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 19, 2005 at 04:17 PM
Canada geese hang out at the beach and overnight on the docks leaving behind large bacteria-laden turds. Some end up in the water, dissolve and create a nasty tea.
So someone actually tried to drink it? I'm sure 'nasty' is the understatement of the day, if not the week.
Posted by: KOW | August 19, 2005 at 04:18 PM
Haneisen: Do you want to swim in goose crap?
bbescuela: Do you want me to force feed you pig testicles with a manure spreader? ...Well, keep at it then.
Posted by: bbescuela | August 19, 2005 at 04:19 PM
"...Revere Beach, which was closed for weeks this summer due to raw sewage pollution, re-opened two weeks ago but nobody is going to the beach. Why?"
He has to ask why? Even my 4 year old daughter knew enough to get out of the tub when her 3 year old brother pooped in it (you might say that she realized "the poo-poo level was again too high")
[I speak in the past tense cuz they're 6 and 5 now, and my daughter now refuses to bathe with her brother - I think it may be because he surpassed her acceptable poo-poo level]
Posted by: TCK | August 19, 2005 at 04:20 PM
Congrats, Amy!
Good one!
Posted by: Eleanor | August 19, 2005 at 04:21 PM
"Get ahead of the poo-poo curve".. *snrk*
"Ron Haneisen and Nasty Beach" mightbagnfarb
Posted by: Russell | August 19, 2005 at 04:27 PM
I'm not sure, but this
might help.
Posted by: xmnr | August 19, 2005 at 04:32 PM
Kudos to the author for fitting the phrase "poo-poo" into his article.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | August 19, 2005 at 04:34 PM
. o O (I kinda like foie gras)
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | August 19, 2005 at 04:35 PM
?????
Someone just found Babelfish....
Posted by: Mrs. Swooshman (formerly known as Seatazzz) | August 19, 2005 at 04:48 PM
Is that Babelfish spam, Mrs. S.?
Posted by: Eleanor | August 19, 2005 at 04:53 PM
I gotta get a new search engine. My routine search for "poo" didn't turn this one up. How am I supposed to stay up to the minute on goose poop news if the Internet won't work? I sure can't count on the media to provide unbiased information on this critical subject.
Posted by: spinner8 | August 19, 2005 at 04:54 PM
M. S. fkas-
thought me now was fish babble it
Posted by: louis gehrig | August 19, 2005 at 04:54 PM
people are suddenly talking like master yoda - did i miss something?
Posted by: TCK | August 19, 2005 at 05:00 PM
TCK - missed things you have not. Normal this is. More beer must you consume.
This has been your "long-distance aunting" tip for the day.
P.S. All your Babelfish are belong to us!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 19, 2005 at 05:04 PM
OK Aunt Nancy, but I'm thinkin' beer may not cut it - this looks more like a rum & coke problem (was looking for an excuse to sneak out of work early anyway)
Posted by: TCK | August 19, 2005 at 05:07 PM
Ever notice that when anybody steps in poo , like dog or goose poo , the motion with which one rubs the shoe into the ground to try to wipe it off is universal ? It's like laughter ..a universal cross cutural language that knows no bounderies ..You can always tell when someone has stepped in it ..I think it's beer 'o clock here in the Buckeye State ..
Posted by: Sean | August 19, 2005 at 05:11 PM
TCK-
AN-
Have you had your Weed-eze today?
Posted by: louis gehrig | August 19, 2005 at 05:17 PM
Beer I have not. Long at work I am. Fish that babble do bubbles blow. May the force be with you (and also with you) (and I dare the Catholics to deny that every time someone says "may the force be with you" they want to use that reply). Alcohol need I, in quantities large.
Posted by: Mrs. Swooshman (formerly known as Seatazzz) | August 19, 2005 at 05:24 PM
Weed-eze - not just for breakfast anymore?
Posted by: TCK | August 19, 2005 at 05:27 PM
TCK - *major snork* ROFL!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | August 19, 2005 at 06:46 PM
To those who just posted in Yoda-ease ~ I think I may have just popped my dissolvable stitches snorking, but it was worth it. Thank you.
Posted by: Bumble, sister of a Star Wars Geek | August 19, 2005 at 08:30 PM
Ugh. That lake is not too far from me. I should let them rent my dogs to chase away the geese. They (the dogs) do an excellent job de-geesing the golf course when we go for our walks.
Posted by: Guin | August 19, 2005 at 08:41 PM
louis - sorry, I prefer my sedatives in legal form.
TCK - If you'll share the rum, I'll make you the best pina colada smoothie you've ever had.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 19, 2005 at 09:12 PM
Is this an example of what happens when you establish a public beach on a major Canada Goose flyway? I guess a Canada Goose has no rights in Framingham.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | August 19, 2005 at 09:42 PM
creates "a nasty tea"?
"helps cook the stew"?
urp
alla sudden m'uh "mudslide" don' wanna stay put.
Posted by: raaaalph | August 20, 2005 at 04:07 AM