AN ETHICAL QUESTION
I have a professor, who is quite possibly the nicest man I've ever met in my life, and will undoubtably play a huge role in getting me into grad school. On the other hand, he looks like this:
http://www.davidson.edu/math/chartier/
Is it OK for us as students to make fun of his mullet?
-- Dilemma in Davidson
We'll defer to Mr. Aristotle-Gabr.

I say yes, although I'd be more inclined to make fun of his goofy bug eyes.
First?
Posted by: Mrs. Swooshman (formerly known as Seatazzz) | August 18, 2005 at 06:18 PM
It is not only OK, it is your Duty!
i said duty
Posted by: Sarcasmo | August 18, 2005 at 06:19 PM
And anyone who can read (and understand) his bio without going bug-eyed themselves completely deserves the title of Supreme Mugwump of Geekness.
Posted by: Mrs. Swooshman (formerly known as Seatazzz) | August 18, 2005 at 06:20 PM
He looks like he is someone who can take a joke. Either that or he is sitting on something sharp.
Posted by: kingw MBE LP OBDE | August 18, 2005 at 06:24 PM
I hope everybody noticed that, not only does he have a mullet, he is also a mime!
Posted by: xmnr | August 18, 2005 at 06:24 PM
You folks may also be interested in seeing his mime web page.
Here.
And yes, that's my prof...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | August 18, 2005 at 06:26 PM
It's North Carolina; that's just the way they look there.
Posted by: Calendar | August 18, 2005 at 06:34 PM
Dear 'Dilemma in Davidson'
It is always correct to make fun of any one who wants to "... motivate the importance and potential cost(s)...' of anything.
Dang, Martha. You haven't motivated my importance since last week!
And I thought Fortran was now taught in the Dead Languages Departments in colleges.
Posted by: hwc | August 18, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Are we sure that photo wasn't taken in the late 70's or early 80's?
Posted by: slyeyes | August 18, 2005 at 06:46 PM
(Pondering Missed Possibilities)
Too bad to see that he is married, (on the mime page). Based on the first photo I had thoughts of hooking him up with the Runaway Bride.
Posted by: Martinishark | August 18, 2005 at 07:49 PM
"And so, as you can see...by segment addition, it can be stated that c = d + e. Using the resulting right triangles and the Pythagorean Theorem, it can be stated that d2 + h2 = a2 and e2 + h2 = b2..."
"Um, sir?"
"Yes?"
"What's with the mullet?"
"Dude, I'm trying to teach math here."
Posted by: Christobol | August 18, 2005 at 07:57 PM
Dilemma in Davidson must have a LOT of courage. If I wanted to get into Grad School, I wouldn't post my prof's pic on Dave Barry's blog. No matter HOW nice this prof seems.
Did anyone else feel the urge to email this prof and share their sympathy with him? I wouldn't want to be the laughing stock of people like me.
Posted by: melody | August 18, 2005 at 07:57 PM
I'm not sure you should make fun of him considering most of the math faculty at Davidson don't even put pictures of themselves on the web (in other words, he's one of the "lookers" there).
Posted by: spinner8 | August 18, 2005 at 08:00 PM
hmmm. i think he's kinda cute. but then, he's a man. so there ya go.
Posted by: judi | August 18, 2005 at 08:47 PM
Shields and Yarnell are back!!!
Best keep your mullet comments to yourself. He appears to be one of those people who makes his own kind of music no matter what anyone says. He probably also thinks mullets are cool.
And SHE likes it, too!
Have I provided you with enough of 70's and 80's flashbacks? Man, I'm gonna have visions of Shields and Chartierses interfering with my sleep all night.
Posted by: scatillogical | August 18, 2005 at 09:02 PM
In math there is a paradox that asks if one does not think is is it still not a mullet? Ask naked habre-whatever and then disregard his response.
Posted by: ahhm Clem | August 18, 2005 at 09:30 PM
When I clicked on Tim's page I scrolled to the bottom and found http://www.tctarts.org/
I think the mullet looks appropriate on a mime and/or clown.
Posted by: Barry | August 18, 2005 at 09:38 PM
Wait. Isn't that David Cassidy? When did he start teaching math?
Posted by: qetzal | August 18, 2005 at 10:53 PM
Oh S**t, he went to Kalamazoo! Well, kids, doesn't that expain everything?
Posted by: Bundolo | August 19, 2005 at 12:24 AM
"Mimes With Mullets" WBAGNFARB!
Posted by: AlanBoss | August 19, 2005 at 01:02 AM
Um...he's also a MIME. Isn't being a mime with a mullet a felony in several states?
Posted by: tourguide | August 19, 2005 at 07:41 AM
EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.
Posted by: Morty | August 19, 2005 at 09:02 AM
Martinishark ~ Can you imagine the children?
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | August 19, 2005 at 09:54 AM
VE77 - I'm imagining the children. No screaming fits: every time they throw a tantrum, they act it out in silence. Must be heavenly.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 19, 2005 at 10:15 AM
Aunt Nancy - *Snork!*
Great point! Would've come in handy this morning, when child #2 was forcibly peeled from my body, screaming and sobbing for what should prove to be an exciting second day of school. Tomorrow I'll try to remember his whiteface and little white gloves.
"Zach! Get back in your invisible box right this minute!"
Posted by: Jillywilly | August 19, 2005 at 10:30 AM
Jillywilly - *Snork* back atcha!
"invisible box"......that's good!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 19, 2005 at 10:36 AM
Maybe in addition to making fun of him, you should suggest a more flattering look.
Posted by: Sarah | August 19, 2005 at 01:01 PM
Hey! At least this guy has hair.
Posted by: Baldman | August 19, 2005 at 02:14 PM
I'm not sure a mulleted mime should be in the position to help determine who is admitted to graduate school. This man is someone whose judgment we trust? Wow, I'd hate to see what some of the mistake decisions.
Posted by: t2ed | August 19, 2005 at 05:00 PM