A NEW TWIST ON AN OLD SAYING
An elderly woman is worth two in the hand. Or something like that.
(Thanks to Andy, the tropichunt.com guy)
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August 18, 2005
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Reminder to self: be kind to little old ladies . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2005 at 05:28 PM
She grabbed his ball$!
ahh HAHAHAHA AHAHAH HEHHEH HEE HEEHEE HA HA HA
"FIRST?
Posted by: Morty | August 18, 2005 at 05:30 PM
Mort: sadly, no.
;-)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2005 at 05:31 PM
dangit!
Posted by: Morty | August 18, 2005 at 05:31 PM
Oh well, at least I didn't try to rob a poor defenceless...uh...
I'll take my 2nd and like it.
Posted by: Morty | August 18, 2005 at 05:33 PM
"Out-quicked" by a 93 year old? Surely there are other career choices for for a man in his 20s with a pathetically slow reaction time.
First base for the Dodgers comes to mind...
Posted by: jamester | August 18, 2005 at 05:36 PM
If you mess with Zoja Popova
Be careful; she's not a pushover
Try a Raskolnikov
And get your balls ripped off
And thank God she don't want a lover!
Posted by: insomniac | August 18, 2005 at 05:54 PM
Judging by her mode of defence I'm guessing her to be a divorce'. Of course things come to mind to also suggest she's maybe a widow, but I'd rather not go there; Judi's use of "twist" in the header already has me wincing.
Posted by: Martinishark | August 18, 2005 at 05:58 PM
The robbers tried to escape through a window, but were caught by private security guards and handed over to the police.
1) 'Privates' caught robbers who were caught by their privates...
2) What methods did the security guards utilize that were seemingly more effective than what the old lady used...?
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | August 18, 2005 at 05:59 PM
{grinning at martinishark} thanks for noticing ;)
Posted by: judi | August 18, 2005 at 06:01 PM
tee hee
♪ Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go ♫
Posted by: cyn | August 18, 2005 at 07:21 PM
judi, the saying is:
An elderly woman's hand in the bush is worth two inept criminals.
I'd always thought it was nonsense.
Huh.
Posted by: Christobol | August 18, 2005 at 07:49 PM
Judi, you're welcome.
Uh, what I mean by that is "I acknowledge your graciousness", and not "I grant you permission to emulate the self-defence tactics on the nether regions." Forgive if I sound touchy on the subject.
And when I said "touchy" what I meant was is--Oh Forget It!
Posted by: Martinishark | August 18, 2005 at 07:57 PM
I was hoping it would say something like:
"The old women pick the man up with one hand and threw him 7 yards(14 hectolitres)"
Posted by: James | August 18, 2005 at 08:05 PM
Good job Dave. You're back to funny.
Posted by: ahhm Clem | August 18, 2005 at 09:25 PM
judi - poor Clem. He just doesn't know how to read the "posted by" line. Argh.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 19, 2005 at 12:37 AM
Police: "Are you ladies ok? What is the world coming to, thugs trying to rob two elderly women. I'm so happy you were able to defend yourselves."
Zoja Popova: "They came to rob us?"
Police: "Yes. You can let go now."
Zoja Popova: "No thanks, I'm good."
Posted by: observer | August 19, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Observer: Waa ha ah ha ha ha ha!!! LMAO!!! good job...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | August 19, 2005 at 10:23 AM
CT: Thank you. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then...
Posted by: observer | August 19, 2005 at 11:58 AM
Judi: Can we all call you Dave? Or is that limited to Clem?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | August 19, 2005 at 12:07 PM