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June 03, 2005

WHY THE WORLD NEEDS GUYS

Because guys get things done.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

Oftentimes useless things, but the point is that we did them.

Fifteen children?? Apparently his talents extend beyond ear- train pulling.

Jeff, you truly are the new Claire.

That's to match the insole in his right shoe.

I thought China had laws against more than one kid per family?

Fifteen children? Maybe it's not his ear he should try pulling with.

i noticed the article says "the father of a 15", a 15 year-old ? a 15 pound ball of earwax? inquiring minds want to know!

"I don't want others to copy my stunts, since they may get hurt"

Don't worry. The gene pool is well rid of anyone who would do that. Why can't people settle for harmless diversions like setting their pop tarts on fire and driving weinermobiles?

OK, I get it. In China, they are allowed only one child. This guy had 15; so his punishment is pulling a train by his right ear.

If he has one more, he has to use his right nut.

Reason # 15 gazillion and one why men are just plan stupid.

The iron clamp device probably could have been put to better use right after the second kid.

His 15 kids worship their mother, though. Put'er right up on a pedestal. They had to do it to keep him away from her.

I've never even heard of a train having a right ear, much less having to be moved by men.

That just sounds like bad mass transit to me.

My mind is so blown from ms. scat's YATTA! clip that I don't even remember what the post was about. Makes me nostalgic for that Russian lesbian girl group.

Oh. Right. Ear pulled trains.

I got nothin'.

Scat - I'm totally writeless.

King Wingbipeekaboo sincerely wishes that this man achieves the international fame and fortune that only years of practice at this venerable soon-to-be Olympic Sport can bring, and that the man will soon retire to a beachfront house on a remote island in the Pacific, because King Wing wants never to come in contact with a person who pulls trains with his ear as a hobby.

ok. pull my finger.

Mebbe he's from Easter Island ... or has relatives there ... ???

(Really obscure reference ... anyone get it?)

ms. scat: thanks for that, I think . . .

ms. scat - I LOVE the Yatta guys - they're very cute - I watched the whole video and added it to my WMP library!
Thanks for a fun way to start off a rainy morning here in su.so.ca. :)

Yeah, but they have some kind of weird fungus growing out of their crotches.

sly - I didn't say I would "do" them, for heaven's sake!!! Cute faces, I meant!!!

*zips out on a fig leaf!

*

In the immortal words of Pee Wee Herman... "WHAT?...HUH?"

One ear is bigger than the other? In the immortal words of Pee Wee Herman... "WHAT?...HUH?"

With his ear? Hmph, big deal...Here in Taiwan, some students at a very famous Qi Gong school made it in the papers pulling buses and such with their never-you-minds--that school enjoyed a great upsurge in popularity after that article came out! (though they wouldn't let us women in...)

So - how many times has this guy been pulled around by the ear by his spouse/mother/grandmother?

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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