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June 23, 2005

THERE IS A GOD, PART 2038

The God of eBay.

(Thanks to Kendall Avery)

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Go girl!

(Also, am I actually first? Did everyone else sleep in today?)

Wow... what. a. bargain.

sweet

sweet

That story was pretty great, but scrolling down to this one was even better:

Gee, I Must Have a Bullet in My Tongue

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Police say a man who woke up with a serious headache walked 12 blocks to a hospital with a swollen lip and powder burns.

Doctors discovered the problem — 47-year-old Wendell Coleman had a bullet lodged in his tongue.

Coleman told police that a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during a dispute around 2:30 Tuesday morning and that he heard the gun go off.

Police say Coleman then went home to sleep.

Goes to prove there's nothing like a women's scorn!

AND she sold it for only half a curly "L" thingy. All hail the Queen!

Why did she wait so long? I'd have done it years ago.

Judi, now THIS time my header read DJ's wife sold his Lotus for 50p.

What did I do wrong this time?

And I even said you were "hot". Sheesh.

("Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me")

Mr. Shaw was on in the early hours
Before the early dew was glistenin'
Said some things that he shouldn't have
Didn't know that his wife was listenin'

Chorus:
Poor, poor, pitiful Tim
Poor, poor, pitiful Tim
Says dumb sh*t on a brainless whim
Lord have mercy on him,
Woe is Tim!

One time he talked 'bout his pregnant wife
But it wasn't how much he missed her
It wasn't concerning the brand-new life
He said he like to do her sister!

(chorus)

But the last straw came on a fateful day
Tim was talking to some bimbo
Said he'd gladly leave his wife and kids
Now his marriage is in limbo!

(chorus)

So the moral is, think before you talk
And on this you can clearly quote us
"If your brains are located in your pants
,then she'll austion off your Lotus."

Judi, I don't know what happened to the post I just posted, but to repeat myself: THIS TIME when I sent this (YESTERDAY!) my header was clear:

DJ's wife sell his Lotus for 50p.

So why am I being excluded from my rightful credit again? It's that whole Former Student of the Month vs. Nerd thing isn't it?

And here I said you were cute.

(P.S. - Jackie just saw your picture. She said, "She's cute.")

Insom - totally, completely brilliant!!

*goes to get window cleaner and towel for computer monitor*

As for the wife - what a nasty, evil yet hilarious thing to do. He got what he deserved.

Dayum! Great story!

Dayum! Great story!

I am Woman, Hear Me Roar!

insom, Brilliant!

Memo to Bloggers: We need to thing of more superlative adjectives for insomniac.

Jeff,
You've just got to come to the realization that Judi likes me better.

Awesome, a Zevon reference.

That is "think", not thing - duh!

El...i second that emotion!;D

When country songs come to life...

well, we found out the price for dumba** .. you go girl.

Yeah, it's almost a shame that the whole thing was a publicity stunt, isn't it? The "person" she allegedly sold the car to only joined eBay a few days before, and all her feedback is faked... hmmmm... smells like a PR stunt to me.

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