SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE

Russia's Homeland Security threat level has reached "insolent."

(Thanks to Theresa Hogue)

Comments

[Jessica R.]

When squirrels go bad, can they be rehabilitated? No, but they can become squirrel stew.

[Bumble]

A squirrel threw a nut at me and hit me in the head once. I'll bet he was a member of this faction.

[snif]

"Squirrels Gone Wild"

*heh*

[slyeyes]

They say that squirrels have been really guilty of "illegal entry and burglary" this year, Newsru.com reports.

*singing*

Bad squirrel, bad squirrel
what you gonna do,
what you gonna do when they make stew with you
bad squirrel

[ALDentist]

No wonder detente--they knew it was only a matter of time before we sent over our intercontinental ballistic rodents.

[Punky]

Anybody else notice how the name of this town looks a lot like "Armaggeddon"???? Coincidence?

Probably...

[ScottMGS]

It has to be said: Insolent Squirrels WBAGNFApunkB

[Cyn]

sly,...luv it...`cept now stuck on it.
*bad squirrel, bad squirrel*...snork

[alanboss]

I was going to say that I wonder if this attack was led by that squirrel from the earlier thread. You know, the one with the web site. And the pictures of him with a gun. But I've forgotten the little guy's name. Sugar-something. But it just isn't funny, if I can't remeber his name.

Oh well.

[Kid Charlemagne]

Comrades, these are all friends of imperialist flying squirrel and moose!

[Haus]

A very interesting part about Novisibrsk. Durring the USSR, Novisibrsk was not on the map. It had something Nuclear going on so the USSR said the entire city did not exist. So when we talk about Squirrel Terrorists keep in mind what your going against.

[PG]

Re: Haus

As someone who grew up in Novosibirsk and went to school in Akademgorodok (which translates into "Science City", by the way), the part of 'not being on the map' is not true. You are probably confusing it with Arzamas-16, Chelyabinsk-70 or something...

Speaking of squirrels, though - that's like 1 squirrel per 10 people in Akademgorodok (it's only a small part of Novosibirsk) - getting a bit crowded.

[PG]

Re: Haus

As someone who grew up in Novosibirsk and went to school in Akademgorodok (which translates into "Science City", by the way), the part of 'not being on the map' is not true. You are probably confusing it with Arzamas-16, Chelyabinsk-70 or something...

Speaking of squirrels, though - that's like 1 squirrel per 10 people in Akademgorodok (it's only a small part of Novosibirsk) - getting a bit crowded.

[PG]

Re: Haus

From someone who grew up in Novosibirsk and went to school in Akademgorodok (which translates into "Science City", by the way) - the part of 'not being on the map' is not true. You are probably confusing it with Arzamas-16, Chelyabinsk-70 or something...

Speaking of squirrels, though - that's like 1 squirrel per 10 people in Akademgorodok (it's only a small part of Novosibirsk) - getting a bit crowded.

[alanboss]

Sugarbush!

[sct72]

"The residents of the above neighborhood have been keeping their windows tightly shut for the second week in a row due to insolent squirrels who sneak into kitchens and turn them upside down by knocking off spice containers, breadboxes and other kitchen utensils while searching for tidbits."

The squirrels turn the residents upside down?

[Haus]

RE: PG
Oh I stand corrected.

[Will]

Aren't we talking about Russia here? Haven't they had a nuclear meltdown or two in their day? Are we sure that these are really squirrels and not some form of irradiated field mouse or something? Has anyone checked to see if these things glow in the dark?