PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

The Taiwanese toilet restaurant story AND the man-who-blew-up-the-porta-potty story have both been blogged. If you stop sending them in, the stealth bloggerette hereby promises not to re-blog them.

Comments

[Sarcasmo]

I promise to comment as close to First as possible on all blog topics, even repeats.

[Brad]

Did you blog the one about how they were flushing Koreans down the toilet at Gitmo? I heard it started deadly riots in Elbonistan or something.

[VictoriaE77]

Does Dave know that you're making promises that he has to follow through on?

[judi]

good point.

[Someplace Else]

The stealth blogette has the mighty powers to wipe all of our memories of said promise, as well as the servers containing the blogged promise in question should she be called upon to explain why she would make such a promise.

*fears the blog goddesses powers*

[queensbee]

that was this morning. i'm working on the christian insoles story now.

[pogo]

Why can't the blog cover the same stories over and over again. The news media does it all the time.

Some days it's All Michael All The Time and other days it's The Runaway Bride Show.

[D'Artagnan]

Was there a Runaway Bride somewhere?

[Jessica R.]

Pogo,
I think that the media should combine those two stories and let the bride run away with Michael to that hospital that he keeps going to to try to drum up sympathy. I don't think that the judge is getting sympathetic yet, but the jury might be. IF he really hurt those boys it makes no difference to me WHERE they lock him up, just get him off the street. (I'm not saying that he is or isn't guilty because I wasn't in the courtroom.)

[Christobol]

One time I blew up a Taiwanese Toilet Restaurant when I was trying to light a candle in the windy city by the sea shells by the sea sure did hurt when I got burned baby burn disco infernoed but my doctor wasn't in that hmo so I had to order the soup. The main thing is, stay in school, kids.

[pogo]

Jessica - I could go for that.

It's hard to tell whether Michael is guilty of anything other than looking like a mutant Kabuki actor with strange tendancies. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Victoria: I'm not sure of the relevance of the picture you linked but I can certify you've progressed beyond the "deserves a badge" level.

Next step: find some semi-naked guy pictures and send them to Judi to post.

[VictoriaE77]

Will do. But why "semi"?

And I linked to video. Did it not load for you?

[Christobol]

judi,

didn't you already post about already posting those posts?

[Somewhere North]

Don't worry Judi. We're all ADD sufferers anyway so we never remember what we've already commented on...

LOOK! Something shiny....

[Boo Augustus]

C-Bol's post . . . in Dutch.

Een tijd blies ik een Taiwanees Toilet Restaurant op toen ik probeerde een kaars in de winderige stad door de zee schalen door de zekere zee heeft gekwetst toen ik baby brandwonde disco infernoed werd verbrand aan te steken, maar mijn dokter was niet in die hmo zo dat ik de soep moest bestellen. Het hoofdzaak is, verblijf op school, kinderen.

[M.C.]

The bloggerette just said we're redundant
With the voice of Dave Barry the Pundit
"We're sorry," miss judi,
"We're just doing our duty!
For alas, such 'odd news' is abundant!"

And on that note, I've got a new book to go out and buy (yellow caution for sh!t).

[Gary]

Now there's a daring book reviewer. Coming out with an anti-Bush rave in an "alternative" newspaper. That dude is brave and certainly thinks for himself.

I'm sure the book is full of, well, never mind.

[Shasqueel Omeal]

If Dave's around I'd like to pay for his lunhg. I wouldn't be me without Dave.

[Shasqueel Omeal]

If Dave's around I'd like to pay for his lunhg. I wouldn't be me without Dave.

[M.C.]

Gary, the book looks pro-

BU**
SH**

to me. ;-)

[Duke Rama Llama Ding Dong Woopei IX Esq.]

I need to make poopie, but am scared of Taiwaneese explosions now. Will go outside and use leaves instead. Hopefully not poison oak like last time. Big itchy in my sit-down region.

[long tall texan]

people, before I sign off for the day, let me just remind everybody that today is my birthday.

I am 36 - also known as thirty-six.

in lieu of cash, I am requesting that you keep your cash for the adult beverage of your choice, if adult beverages appeal to you.

once again, please do not send cash - I don't need it, as I recently won the texas lottery.

instead, please send fresh peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.

that is all.

good night.

[Eleanor]

The guy who wrote the book "On Bullsh*t" is a professor and it's a scholarly tome! I saw him on The Daily Show!!

[alanboss]

Hey judi! I've got stories about an exploding whale and a Weinermobile. Should I send 'em?

[Anne Campbell]

Today the lead story in The New York Times -- right column, above the fold -- is a huge feature on ways the new, very weathy are vulgar. They love to flaunt their money with enormous homes, airplanes and $500 bottles of wine.

I guess the world is a pretty quiet place right now and I should head for the beach. I live in New York and right after 9/11 exploded my life, remembered a Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times..." Don't worry, I'll use a 75 block.