ATTENTION, ARMED ROBBERS
Don't even go there.
(Thanks to Vrouw Zero)
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June 15, 2005
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Rock on, about time we saw a curling iron throwdown.
Posted by: Lognatus | June 15, 2005 at 12:42 PM
You go girl!
Posted by: snif | June 15, 2005 at 12:43 PM
That's awesome!!
Posted by: Tamara | June 15, 2005 at 12:44 PM
Oh that is so great. I'm still laughing a little bit.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 15, 2005 at 12:48 PM
I'll bet he just wants to curl up and dye (har) from embarrassment.
Posted by: Zaphod | June 15, 2005 at 12:52 PM
This reminds me of that guy who flashed a bunch of Catholic schoolgirls in Philadelphia a while ago. They beat him up.
Posted by: Smithie00 | June 15, 2005 at 12:58 PM
Freaking awesome!! I spent my kindergarten year in Bosier City, just outside of Shreveport. This is how things are done there. However, the armed robber obviously wasn't from Shreveport. The first thing we learned in school was to go to the bathroom before robbing a beauty salon, so that there's no chance you'll wet your pants if the beauticians turn on you.
Posted by: Brad | June 15, 2005 at 01:19 PM
You KNOW this dude's gonna have a rough time on the inside. Heck, he's probably already someone's girlfriend.
Posted by: Rick | June 15, 2005 at 01:24 PM
Favorite line from the story: He will be booked into the City Jail once he is released from the hospital.
Posted by: U.O | June 15, 2005 at 04:59 PM
Blalock's Beauty College where we will make a more beautiful you or die trying!!
Posted by: insomniac | June 15, 2005 at 05:04 PM
What is she doing to that woman's head?!?!?
Posted by: slyeyes | June 15, 2005 at 05:45 PM
Judging from the photo, the beauty college has been robbing its students with poor instruction. To quote Redd Foxx, those women look like "...King Kong suckin' mustard outta an elephant's ear." But at least they pack a punch!
Posted by: Stupendous Man | June 15, 2005 at 06:01 PM
U.O., I thought the story peaked with: "Blood and urine splattered from the victim." But maybe that's just me.
Posted by: bbescuela | June 15, 2005 at 06:47 PM
bbescuela --
Good point, and I'm not disagreeing, but I like the concept of criminals having one more thing to worry about ... i.e. getting the crap beat out of them by citizens/non-victims who have decided they don't wanna take this garbage any more ...
Posted by: U.O | June 15, 2005 at 08:54 PM
Is there some kind of prize for Most Creative Citizen Arrest? Seriously. This was the best thing I read all day.
Posted by: Glo | June 15, 2005 at 10:07 PM
U.O.- Just to correct something you wrote. This guy had the piss beat out of him.
Posted by: Brad | June 15, 2005 at 11:21 PM
yeah. you gotta be respectful of the beauty shop ladies, go girls!
Posted by: queensbee | June 16, 2005 at 03:12 AM
Brad -
Well ... considering the weirdness of some of these "access not allowed -- questionable content" features ... I din't know if I could get away with piss ... apparently you can ... or, I coulda said "micturitive waste products" I s'pose ...
Posted by: U.O | June 16, 2005 at 05:25 PM