This is ridiculous. Miami is number four? NUMBER FOUR?? Yes, Phoenix, Las Vegas and Tucson are hot. But -- as the residents of these cities are always pointing out -- it's a dry heat. Whereas Miami is a WET heat, which makes it a much sweatier city.
Q. How sweaty is it?
A. Our statues have armpit stains.
(Thanks for the link to Jess Rigdon)