THOUGHTS OF AN IMPORTANT POKER CELEBRITY
This is a parody, right? Right??
(Thanks to Gavin Taylor, who writes, "While reading, keep in mind that this guy plays POKER, and it's fantastic unintentional comedy.")
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May 23, 2005
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riiiight
Posted by: gina.g | May 23, 2005 at 03:13 PM
sorry, dave- not only is he serious, but he is paid to write this crap
Posted by: 69 of hearts | May 23, 2005 at 03:17 PM
And then he wakes up.
Posted by: opiesgirl | May 23, 2005 at 03:23 PM
Poker, indeed. This guy reminds me an old Chinese proverb:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Posted by: Master Chief | May 23, 2005 at 03:25 PM
[the girls wonder]...have they seen us on TV or what? To help them out, "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter.
They're laughing alright.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 23, 2005 at 03:26 PM
Ugh - I blew it with my cut-and-paste. Here's what I meant to post:
[the girls wonder]...have they seen us on TV or what? To help them out, I give them my trademark "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter.
They're laughing alright.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 23, 2005 at 03:27 PM
I just spent the two large on cocaine. For me.
Posted by: Balanchine | May 23, 2005 at 03:38 PM
"You're born broke, you die broke, everything else is just fluctuation."
I wondered what that smell in the limo was...
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 23, 2005 at 05:48 PM
Right, AN, that smell is either heavy fluctuation or the burnt smell of this jerk's refried brain.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | May 23, 2005 at 05:52 PM
Yeah, he wrote this - he wrote his name on the back of a check is what he wrote. This has staff writer all over it.
Posted by: Tom Terrific | May 23, 2005 at 08:41 PM
First rule of nightclubbing: Don't talk about nightclubbing.
Otherwise, someone will club YOU (as if that hasn't already happened to this guy too many times).
Posted by: Alex | May 24, 2005 at 04:09 AM
What a complete a$$whole.
Posted by: Leetie | May 24, 2005 at 04:23 AM
I'm sorry. I had too many adjectives and need an antacid.
Posted by: golfwidow | May 24, 2005 at 04:53 AM
Odd, but I didn't find it humorous at all. I thought it was written perfectly for the target audience.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 24, 2005 at 06:45 AM
As a longtime follower of the poker world I can assure he is for real.
Even tools are allowed at the table
Posted by: hofzinser | May 26, 2005 at 07:36 AM