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May 23, 2005

THOUGHTS OF AN IMPORTANT POKER CELEBRITY

This is a parody, right? Right??

(Thanks to Gavin Taylor, who writes, "While reading, keep in mind that this guy plays POKER, and it's fantastic unintentional comedy.")

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riiiight

sorry, dave- not only is he serious, but he is paid to write this crap

And then he wakes up.

Poker, indeed. This guy reminds me an old Chinese proverb:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

[the girls wonder]...have they seen us on TV or what? To help them out, "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter.

They're laughing alright.

Ugh - I blew it with my cut-and-paste. Here's what I meant to post:

[the girls wonder]...have they seen us on TV or what? To help them out, I give them my trademark "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter.

They're laughing alright.

I just spent the two large on cocaine. For me.

"You're born broke, you die broke, everything else is just fluctuation."

I wondered what that smell in the limo was...

Right, AN, that smell is either heavy fluctuation or the burnt smell of this jerk's refried brain.

Yeah, he wrote this - he wrote his name on the back of a check is what he wrote. This has staff writer all over it.

First rule of nightclubbing: Don't talk about nightclubbing.

Otherwise, someone will club YOU (as if that hasn't already happened to this guy too many times).

What a complete a$$whole.

I'm sorry. I had too many adjectives and need an antacid.

Odd, but I didn't find it humorous at all. I thought it was written perfectly for the target audience.

As a longtime follower of the poker world I can assure he is for real.

Even tools are allowed at the table

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