THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using ducks.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
« Previous | Main | Next »
May 17, 2005
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
Normal,Ill?
the ducks aint.
Posted by: !! | May 17, 2005 at 08:07 AM
Judi, you're quackers!
And The Terrorist Ducks wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 17, 2005 at 08:11 AM
Of course he couldn't lure the duck out of the house. Lures are for fish, not ducks! Jeez.
Posted by: casey | May 17, 2005 at 08:13 AM
Those AFLAC people will stop at nothing to pull in new customers. . .
Also: Sufferin' sucotash!
Posted by: Lairbo | May 17, 2005 at 08:21 AM
Your Insurance Agent Responds:
No, of course it's not covered. You neglected to purchase the duck rider...
Posted by: jamester | May 17, 2005 at 08:21 AM
I guess there's not much going on in Illinois today...
Posted by: snif | May 17, 2005 at 08:30 AM
russell....aaaaaaaahgggg
Posted by: hmm | May 17, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Duck riders? Must be big ducks....
Posted by: qetzal | May 17, 2005 at 08:32 AM
We need an authoritative comment from Federal Duck.
Posted by: ErnieG | May 17, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Rise up, my people! We shall not go softly into that good...
Ooh, shiny!
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 17, 2005 at 08:35 AM
And if you are ever faced with a similar situation, just give it a few beers and it'll probably lose interest and wander off.
Unless you're a sexy bloggette, in which case it'll try some lame pickup lines on you and hope for the best.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 17, 2005 at 08:41 AM
DUCK!!!
Posted by: snif | May 17, 2005 at 08:43 AM
Russell,
That ducky's got the hiccups.
Posted by: Sondra | May 17, 2005 at 08:51 AM
On a slow news day, reporters will duck reality as much as possible.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 17, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Duck Theason!
Wabbit Theason!
Posted by: queensbee | May 17, 2005 at 09:48 AM
He was able to scare the duck? Show me how! The ducks near where I live just stand in the middle of the road, blocking traffic. If you honk at them, they just wiggle their tails at you. If you get out of your car you can sometimes herd them, but usually just into one lane of the road, rather than all the way off it. This is almost a daily morning routine for me now.
Posted by: Lizzy | May 17, 2005 at 11:39 AM
Lizzy - if you live anywhere near Iowa, I'll loan you my duck-chasing half-rottweiler-half-black-lab dog. Once he chases away the ducks, he'll gladly jump back in the vehicle with you. Don't know what you'll do with him at work, but...
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 17, 2005 at 12:51 PM
When ducks go bad!
Film at 11!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | May 17, 2005 at 12:52 PM
Comic book writer Alan Moore used to have a band called "The Sinister Ducks." AGNFARB!
Posted by: AlanBoss | May 17, 2005 at 01:44 PM
Julia Child,
You don't fool me! You're dead! And that Rum Cake recipe was posted here last week!
Posted by: Sondra | May 17, 2005 at 05:58 PM