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May 17, 2005

THE GODFATHER, PART IV

Coming soon to a theater near you.

(Thanks to Honkerdude and Punky)

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giddyup!!

Is that a Viagra-fueled horse in your pants or are you... Oh MY GOD!!
It is a Viagra-fueled horse!

label:
if your horse gets a 4 hour erection...shoot it!

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Hi Ho Silver.....AWAY!"

It was not clear how Viagra affected the horses' speed.

Eh, maybe it's like with those well-hung, slow swimming fish recently reported on hereabouts, and the horses given the viagra were supposed to lose.

"And...they're off! Painted Monkey is on the inside, with Naked Sister closing in, Hairy Monk is giving chase and Gladly Dead has moved into fourth. It's Painted Monkey, Painted Monkey by a length and Gladly Dead has moved to third as Painted Monkey leads, and Naked Sister is losing ground. Hairy Monk remains in third and Gladly Dead has jumped to second as Painted Monkey increases his lead...What's this? Ginormous Member has bolted into third! Ginormous Member is making his move, and what a move it is as we take the final stretch. Painted Monkey can't withstand the onslaught of Ginormous Member! Does he have five legs? What the, oh dear! Ginormous Member has a three length lead! How can he run that way? Ginormous Member by five! Painted Monkey has faded away, as Gladly Dead and Naked Sister clump together with Hairy Monk in a dash for second as Ginormous Member takes the cup by seven!"

Huh - I wonder if that causes grooves to form on the track. Aah well - what's teh big deal? I'm sure "Miss Charmet" has her fair share of satisfied customers at the end of the day regardless.

Huh - I wonder if that causes grooves to form on the track. Aah well - what's teh big deal? I'm sure "Miss Charmet" has her fair share of satisfied customers at the end of the day regardless.

When I was in Italy, EVERYBODY warned me to stay away from Naples. I didn't realize it was the horses that were arousing their fear.

I hope they weren't trying to use Viagra on the geldings.

If they weren't clear how the Viagra affected the horses' speed, they should have asked the female horses.

won by a ... nose?

Whoops, sorry Judi, LTTG. I sent it before I checked the new posts.

Talk about your Italian stallions! I didn't know horses had that problem too.

Thug: Gee, Boss. The bottle says it enhances performance.
Boss: *smacks thug* Moron! Sheesh. Go see if there's a jousting competion startin' in the 4 hours.
Thug: Right away, Boss.
Boss: *mutters angrily*

"'We are able to ascertain the use of the famous [drug] Viagra to increase the performance of these horses,' police commander Mario Pantano told local television.

It was not clear how Viagra affected the horses' speed."

He didn't say 'speed.' He said performance.

hehehe, judi sd "coming soon"

What's the difference between a unicorn and and Italian racing horse?

If you can't figure this out, I have a bridge you might be interested in.

I had a boyfriend whose nickname was The Italian Stallion!

No, no, don't ask - I can't say anything else.

Punky? Our Punky?

Where's she hiding?

Yaaaay, Punkyyyy!

Damn! qeztal beat me to it again!!!!

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