TESTING

This is just a test to see if I can blog from a cell phone. There is no need to comment on this test. Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience.

Comments

[JimW]

Wow!

Oh...we weren't supposed to comment, were we?

(first)

[judi]

Praise Jim!

[mb]

Yeah, when I tried earlier, all I got was a 404 not found error. How sneaky!

[Eleanor]

Is there nothing that Dave can't learn?!?

Let's give it up for Dave -
*cheers ensue*

I hope I can speak for the whole blog and say how proud we are of you, Dave!!!

Oh, and BTW, now you know you can blog from you cell phone, but can you read us from it too??

[sandy beach]

judi, what happened to your phantom thread? It vanished before I could comment!

[sandy beach]

judi, what happened to your phantom thread? It vanished before I could comment!

[sandy beach]

So I made up for it with a double-post here.

[D'Artagnan]

Dave, can you also upload a CrapCam photo to go along with the new thread? That would be cool.

And watch this become one of the biggest threads in history, thanks to your demure remark that 'there is no need to comment on this test'.

[Alex]

Don't worry, Dave. I'll be sure not to comment on this post.

[Christobol]

Dave, I assume (which makes an ass of Barry Manilow and Cher) that you posted this by just talking into your phone, yeah? So your blog is now voice recognition equipped. I mean, I'm sure you had to follow some menus and whatnot. But what I'm getting at is, you didn't have to type the letters from the phone keypad or something, right, because, in that case, I'm guessing this test will be the end of that.

[Marcel Marceau]

My kind of thread.

[tyler]

This is just a test to see if I can rebel against the orders of the blog master. Yes! James Dean, eat your heart out.

[Master Chief]

Static domains on the web = websites
Diaries on the web = Weblogs/blogs
Moviews on the web = Wovies
Blogging from you cell phone = . . .

Wexting? Blextogling? Messelodge?

[King Wingbipeekaboo HCGSPTFCS]

This noncomment is not a comment. But since I am here, not commenting, I would like to say, in this noncomment, that, boy, Dave, you are really getting high tech, using a cell phone! Next thing you know you'll be watching TELEVISION and using EMAIL.

This noncomment has not been brought to you by the letter A, the number 6, and noncommenters like you.

[wilbotsgirl]

Master chief - PRICELESS !

[ty]

MC- I think it should be called Phlogging.
ie: Leave me alone, I'm phlogging my blog.

[Brainy Jello]

MC - How about:

Blogging from you cell phone = Phlogging

[Brainy Jello]

ty - Whoah!

[ty]

BJ: Great minds think alike, and post at the same time, was it good for you?

[gina.g]

stop it with the phlogging talk you guys- i'm getting too hot

[Leetie]

Get a room, you two.

[Brainy Jello]

Leet - What's the point? We already got our simul-post.

Gina - Didn't mean to stress you out. Here. Let me massage your shoulders.

[Josh]

I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.
I WILL NOT POST WHEN DAVE SAYS NOT TO POST.

I have been very very bad today.

That is all.

[Trystan Shout]

Eleanor writes "Is there nothing that Dave can't learn?!?"

Well, yes, there is.

He can't learn an appreciation for any shirt that is not blue.

(Still posting from one's cellphone IS impressive. Unless it's a Blackberry or something, I *hate* trying to type on a phone keyboard. Yuck.)

[Steve]

If Dave can learn to blog from his cell phone, maybe Dave can learn something about RSS Aggregators.

(just kidding, everyone! no need for hateful emails here...)

[go_fish]

This is a test to see if I can post to the blog from my washing machine. There is no need to comment on this post, unless you are missing a green wool sock, size 4.

[qetzal]

Voice-activated blogging? Kewl! Let me try!

[ahem]

"Testing. One, two, three."

Did it work?

[Cheri]

Since this is not an actual thread, then this is not an actual post. Which is a good thing cause I would hate for y'all to discover my deepest darkest secret....

Dave is my FATHER!

Oops, sorry, overidentifying with Luke Skywalker again...

[Chris]

Soon will come the day when cell phones will no longer be used for calling people. We must rise up, and find other ways to annoy people with cell phones!!!

[Jeff Meyerson]

D'Art: you got my thought exactly. Where is Dave's crapcam photo of him blogging on his cellphone wearing his blue shirt?

[Jessica R.]

I just found out that my phone has a Web browser and text messaging. Now I just have to figure out how it all works. I have had this phone since Thanksgiving, and I still haven't set up my voice mailbox! I think that I will read the directions soon.

Someone try commenting from their phone and see if that works too...let us know. Soon we will be the Dave Barry Invincible Blog of the WWW. *evil laugh*

[Your green wool sock]

go fish: I'm never coming home, never! I'm free, free, free! Please send money.

PS FYI:The whole RSS Aggregator thing works better in the rinse cycle.

[curley]

I got stetson.

[Christobol]

This comment is from my cell phone. I hope it works! This is so cool. Erm...so anyways, like I said...Hey! I'm roam blogging...thru Singapore! End! Stop! Why won't it stop?

[Jessica R.]

C-Bol,
Roam blogging!? I love it. I wonder if you can like roam blog REALLY loudly? Loud enough for Dave to throw his crapcam at you and to earn stares of disgust from people who hear your random rampart blogs.

[U.O]

It's easier to not comment since I broke my arm ...

[geezly]

oh hey...UncleOmar!...really?....

*wellofcourse*

are you ok?....how'd it happen??

[alanboss]

Jeff Meyerson, Dave can't post a crapcam™ photo of himself blogging from his cell phone, because his cell phone is the crapcam™.

Which brings me to my comment. (I mean non-comment.)
So His Daveness can now blog from his cell phone, but he still can't take decent pictures with it.

U.O., Sorry to hear about your (not you're) arm! Med quickly! But, you know, I've always assumed that this most of this bunch uses there computers with one hand anyway.

Or is it just me?

(Did I blog that out loud?)

[alanboss]

Shoot! I meant "Mend" quickly. Although medding quickly might not be a bad idea either.

[alanboss]

And of course, I meant "their" not "there."

I really should proofread my posts before I hit the button.

[Josh]

Uncle Omar: get well soon!

[Josh]

There. With the sympathy out of the way, give us all the details! Was it kinky s-m three-way? Running from the cops in a stolen car? Caught under a derailed train that fell on top of your truck? Let's have it!

[U.O]

tnx gang ...

putting stuff into cargo area, (just returned from R&R @ home) & putting personal luggage atop load, foot slipped off step, stumbled & fell, reached out to break fall, din't stop with fall, not satisfied until radius & thumb also frxed ...

sorry, no train wrex, no triples, this was a solo shot -- AND I'd prefer if y'all kept those other (obvious) thots & lines 2 yore ownselfs ... I've already heard 'em ...

besides which, installed Tiger @ home, & ISP would no longer authenticate my attempts to even start up ... so, after several phone calls, I now have a new ISP ...

(this just show how much I need/luv the blog ... with all I hadda do to get back here ...)

minor upside is the pain meds (not really -- they're not THAT good) 'cuz when it's time for another dose, the pain wakes me up, I change the ice pack, and then the 'net/blog is not as crowded ... not that I'm recommending this route to getting more blog time ...

youse guys & gals keep up the good work ... I can enjoy your efforts just fine ... it only takes one hand to click or scroll ...

another upside is that y'all do not (not dew knot) hafta read nearly as much of my brand of crapola ,,, NTTAWWT ...

new motto: Here's lurking at you, kids ...

[Marvin]

hmmmph! And nobody even thought to make more of Eleanor giving it up for Dave?! This blog must have been too busy phlogging itself...

[queensbee]

this is me not posting.
i dont have a cellphone. is this going to become a punishable offense?

[Federal Duck]

Dave,
Just do what I do! I've got my voice-activated cell phone with hands-free earpiece linked to my pda, which transmits blog posts to my email, which shoots off to my secretary, who faxes it to the IT department which then, through wireless networking and satelite linkup, beams it through the inky void of space to my house, where my dog "Wanko the Wondermutt" relays the message through the MS Woof Translator 3000(tm) into readable text on the blog, thereby causing other bloggers to read my posts, and say, with wit and vigor: huh?

I never miss a chance to let technology make my life easier.

[Charlotte]

Uncle Omar, I broke my arm last year. Broke off the tip of the ulna and dislocated it. Just a friendly word to let you know, eventually you won't need the pain meds, although I switched to Advil gelcaps.
You will love physical therapy! New kinds of pain in a new enviroment! :)

[Mr.Fishair]

Testes
Testes
Testes 1, 2
Testes 1, 2, 3?!

[Mr.Fishair]

"Hello there sir, Hi, I'm a reporter for the Miami Herald, Can you tell me what the meaning or purpose (not porpoise) of this particular thread is?"

"No comment."

[Cipher]

Oh, Poor Uncle!
I broke my arm too. Did you have to get plated?
...hm... would that make you a cyborg?