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May 24, 2005

TEST TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE, AT HEART, AN ADOLESCENT MALE

See if one sentence in this story makes you eject coffee through your nostrils.

Update: Whoops. Bad link. It has been fixed, I hope.

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Sorry Dave, can't see it.

Uh, Dave?

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I think that Dave must be blogging through his cell phone again, or something, because this is the second problem to crop up this morning...

Uh, Dave?

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um, the link worked, and is there really any reason to care about benecio deltoro and penelope cruz.... is this the line you were looking for: "It was pretty hairy but I only did what any other man would do. I was glad to be able to help out."

this message has been brought to you as a public service...

Ok, there it is and there is a nice coffee stain on the wall from where I shot it out of my nose.

Maybe it's cause I'm not an adolescent male....

Ok, there it is and there is a nice coffee stain on the wall from where I shot it out of my nose.

Victoria - me either. I had to read it twice thru to try to find the spewage inducing sentence.

Moving along ...

guess i'm not ,dave, *sigh* but did you see the link where Mr. Del Toro is supposed to have had an uplifting experience in an elevator with Scarlet Johansson ?

wow, and I don't even drink coffee

I don't get it. Can someone clue me in, please?

Penelope Cruz stuck in an elevator...do I care???

No coffee spewing. But then, I'm not drinking any coffee. Still, even if I were, I don't think I'd be spewing it - from my nostrils or any where else for that matter. Mainly, I guess, because I'm not seeing any particularly humorous aspect to this article.

However, Mr. Deltoro is correct when he says he was doing what any other man would do. I'd help Miss Cruz out of an elevator any day.

Schade, I'd help the mother out first, then climb back in and shut the trap door.

Hmm.... wait... I've never seen the mother....

to make up for my cluelessness earlier...

'Mister Benicio Del Toro' = 'bit more solid erection'

"Encarna?"

That's special.

So he lifts her up, and "it was pretty hairy...".
Wonder what she was (or was not) wearing?

"It was pretty hairy but I only did what any other man would do."

My Adolescent Male (AM) apparently just kicked in...I get it now.

Must be getting old if my AM is taking so long to get started. Maybe I need new batteries.

I think a new 2005 Mustang GTO convertable and my wife in a very revealing bikini sitting by my side should do the trick...

Hey Benecio!

What'd you expect? Feathers?

Love,

Penelope and her mom.

Schadeboy,

Real adolescent males would know it's a 2005 Mustang GT (no Oh!). You're thinking of the Pontiac GTO, which is nice, but not 1/2 the car.

Brad -

Not so, mon ami ...

I have it on good authority that the new electronic throttle linkage system on the Muskrat is sloppy and mushy ... the Goat, however has 400 romping horses and is even lighter than the '70 Judge I once owned, which had an identical 400 HP ...

... um ... why are you all looking at me as if I was an adolescent male ... ?

*zips in*

Why, Benicio, why???
Couldn't you have just left them there?

*zips out* hmmmph

Well put, Eleanor, very well put.

And I could think of one or two others I'd like to leave there with them. (nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?)

I have always thought Penelope Cruz had questionable personal hygiene, so the idea that she is hairy in . . . places . . . is not surprising to me. Also, it has often been said that she was a "beard" for the reputedly gay Tom Cruise, and that carries the "hairy" concept to whole 'nother level.

The last line says it all.

BTW queensbee, it was a PUBIC service.

Did anyone else notice the pic before reading the last line? That got me first. How many drugs did it take to make that face?

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