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I'll take a baby possum over a snake any day.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 26, 2005 at 05:28 AM
possum is [are] little pink-eyed rodentia. ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | May 26, 2005 at 05:40 AM
Daddy, what's that possum doing in our potty?
The backstroke, honey ,,, or maybe the dog paddle ...
Posted by: U.O | May 26, 2005 at 05:45 AM
I wonder if the possum remembers to put the seat down.
Posted by: Goob | May 26, 2005 at 05:53 AM
Utility Response of the Day
"Having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."
Ex. 1:
"Wow Cletus, them boils ain't lookin' too good."
"Yeah, and having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."
Ex. 2:
"Lurleen, is Earl still bringin' that hussy over when you're out at the skeet shootin' range?"
"Yeah, and having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."
Ex. 3:
"Little Billy, you know we love you, but you've got to get over your fear of evil squirrels in your closet."
"I know, but having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 26, 2005 at 05:56 AM
My septic system is very much underground, and as far as I know, so are most septic systems. Possums, as far as I know, are not subterranean.
The homeowner states he "patched" a hole in the septic system.
This is frightening in and of itself.
Discuss please.
Also, if they had an American Standard Champion Toilet, that sucker would be outta' there!
Posted by: DougDoots | May 26, 2005 at 06:02 AM
"Today, we're going to tackle hearty fare that hails from a Texas trailer park - Baby Opossum poached in its own toilet."
* gags softly into kitchen towel *
Posted by: Martha Stewart | May 26, 2005 at 06:20 AM
"Today, we're going to tackle hearty fare that hails from a Texas trailer park - Baby Opossum poached in its own toilet."
* gags softly into kitchen towel *
Posted by: Martha Stewart | May 26, 2005 at 06:22 AM
Coming from the south, I am well aware that Possum is a delicacy. I now know why my mother told me to chew my food and not swallow it whole.
Posted by: igloo | May 26, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Is "coaxed" a new term for "whomped"?
Posted by: Higgy | May 26, 2005 at 06:37 AM
They should look on the bright side. They don't have to go to McD's tonight.
Posted by: Kilmeny | May 26, 2005 at 06:55 AM
I realize that this post is going to be entirely unfunny, but - and I speak from the viewpoint of having 3 kids with a 4th on the way - isn't potty training at 1 or even 2 years old a wee (no pun intended) bit early?
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 26, 2005 at 07:29 AM
Schadeboy - in a word - no.
In other news - During our so.ca. rainy season there was a large possum in my garage. They are NOT cute!
*zips out to make sure garage door is closed*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 26, 2005 at 08:03 AM
Is that a possum in our toilet or has Ted Hagb -havag-hanabarSMITH lost his Mullet?
Posted by: igloo | May 26, 2005 at 08:50 AM
Is it Possom, or Opossom? And if it's Opossom, is the O silent, or just shy? Or is an Opossom an Irish Possom?
I saw a(n) (o)possom in my toilet once. It was early in the afternoon upon waking up from a night of "collegiate activities". The last thing I remember hearing that night was "I wouldn't drink that if I were you."
Posted by: I miss Raymond already | May 26, 2005 at 08:59 AM
"possums in toilet" = "put lost emission "
Posted by: insomniac | May 26, 2005 at 09:09 AM
"possums in toilet" = "use not moist lips"
Posted by: I miss Raymond already | May 26, 2005 at 09:57 AM