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May 26, 2005

TERRORIST THREAT AND GOOD BAND NAME OF THE DAY

Toilet Possum.

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I'll take a baby possum over a snake any day.

possum is [are] little pink-eyed rodentia. ewww.

Daddy, what's that possum doing in our potty?

The backstroke, honey ,,, or maybe the dog paddle ...

I wonder if the possum remembers to put the seat down.

Utility Response of the Day

"Having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."

Ex. 1:
"Wow Cletus, them boils ain't lookin' too good."
"Yeah, and having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."

Ex. 2:
"Lurleen, is Earl still bringin' that hussy over when you're out at the skeet shootin' range?"
"Yeah, and having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."

Ex. 3:
"Little Billy, you know we love you, but you've got to get over your fear of evil squirrels in your closet."
"I know, but having a possum in the bathroom sure hasn't helped."

My septic system is very much underground, and as far as I know, so are most septic systems. Possums, as far as I know, are not subterranean.
The homeowner states he "patched" a hole in the septic system.
This is frightening in and of itself.
Discuss please.

Also, if they had an American Standard Champion Toilet, that sucker would be outta' there!

"Today, we're going to tackle hearty fare that hails from a Texas trailer park - Baby Opossum poached in its own toilet."

* gags softly into kitchen towel *

"Today, we're going to tackle hearty fare that hails from a Texas trailer park - Baby Opossum poached in its own toilet."

* gags softly into kitchen towel *

Coming from the south, I am well aware that Possum is a delicacy. I now know why my mother told me to chew my food and not swallow it whole.

Is "coaxed" a new term for "whomped"?

They should look on the bright side. They don't have to go to McD's tonight.

I realize that this post is going to be entirely unfunny, but - and I speak from the viewpoint of having 3 kids with a 4th on the way - isn't potty training at 1 or even 2 years old a wee (no pun intended) bit early?

Schadeboy - in a word - no.


In other news - During our so.ca. rainy season there was a large possum in my garage. They are NOT cute!

*zips out to make sure garage door is closed*

Is that a possum in our toilet or has Ted Hagb -havag-hanabarSMITH lost his Mullet?

Is it Possom, or Opossom? And if it's Opossom, is the O silent, or just shy? Or is an Opossom an Irish Possom?

I saw a(n) (o)possom in my toilet once. It was early in the afternoon upon waking up from a night of "collegiate activities". The last thing I remember hearing that night was "I wouldn't drink that if I were you."

"possums in toilet" = "put lost emission "

"possums in toilet" = "use not moist lips"

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