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May 22, 2005

NO, THANKS

Who has time for productivity on a Sunday?

(Thanks to triller)

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We have waited so long for this! Thank you, judi!

Okay, I've killed enough people. What's the objective? Where's the cheat sheet?

utter nonsense.

here is a walkthrough if anybody needs one

Open the door in the roof. Click on the red dot thing to turn it into the green arrow. Click on the small yellow arrow beneath it to make the stick man walk right and fall through the hole. Then click on the green arrow to turn it back into red. Click on the crate the to the right of the stick man to let out a grenade. Repeatedly click on the little yellow arrow to make stickman throw the grenade up, which will then be blasted forward by the red dot. The grenade will fly into the door on the right side of the screen and blow it up. Then click on the pink plank sitting right on top of the crate (where the grenade came out of) until it falls off and makes a ramp. Click on stickman to make him go thru the door you just blew up. Open the window to scare the blob down to the ground.

NOW, look at the top left side of the screen. Tilt the lamp and turn it on so that light shines on the balls. Click on the crow, which will pick up a ball and fly across the screen. Here's where you need timing: Click on the 1st cloud as the crow flies by to make it drop the ball on the antennae on the hill below. Now click the blob to get it out of the way; it will go into the water.

Turn on the underground switch to make the light underneath the steps light up. Click the blue arrow pointing right on the circular underground thing. This will make the "wheel" on the steps rotate clockwise. Click on the stairs to make it move right. Ring the doorbell to make stickman come out and climb onto the roof.

Click the crow again to pick up another ball, but THIS time, click the 2nd cloud as the crow passes by, making it drop the ball into the catapult. Now here's the neat part: Once you click a cloud three times, it explodes the third time. You've already clicked the 1st cloud once, so click it again. You need timing again at this point. Click the 1st cloud for the third and final time to make it explode, and then click on the stickman at the catapult ASAP! He'll launch the ball, which will fly through the acid rain from the cloud and turn into a fireball which will then destroy the banner. Whew, there's still more.

Click on the man on the top floor of the castle on the left to make him fall to the lower floor. Timing here is once again crucial: Click the door-thing underneath the stained-glass window to make a fly and another stickman come out. Then just keep clicking on the fan in the wall (there's a faint arrow pointing to it) to make the fly bug the other stick man. Once the fly passes through the fan, click the stickman on the right to let him walk safely underneath the suspended crate.

Now click on the leftmost stickman to make him fall again and so that he's next to the lever. All levers should now have an accompanying stickman. Let's start with the bottom stickman: Click on the arrow below him to switch it from left to right. Then click on stickman to make the water flow right. Then click the middle stickman to open the trapdoor. Finally, click the top stickman to release the suspended crate.

Timing needed here: A fish will come out of the box and fall into the water. Once the fish hits below stair level, click on the large underwater gate to let the fish flow by and get caught by the fisherman. Turn off the water current by clicking on the appropriate stickman. Then click the fisherman, who'll eat the fish and bounce up to the roof of the castle. Click on him when he's on top to light the first torch.

Now for the second torch: Turn on the water current again so that it flows right. Click on the red dot to turn it into a green arrow again and click the small yellow button to make the stickman at the catapult go inside on the right. Open the window to make another blob come out. Click on the new blob to make it explode the underwater mine. Turn off water current (this might not be needed but just in case). Click on the blue left arrow on the circular underground switch to make the wheel on the stairs turn counter-clockwise. Click on the stairs to move it next to the crate.

Last bit... more timing!: Ring doorbell to let stickman out. Click crate when he's almost to the top of the stairs to make him fall into the crate. He'll bust out of the crate in a monster truck (literally), so click on the underwater gate in time to let the truck pass. Stickman will ditch the truck and climb into the castle to light the second torch. NOW you can flip both underground switches to activate the portal.

Spoilsport David!

If y'all think Sunday is a bad day for productivity, you should try a Monday. I want to go back to beeeeed!!

david - you sound a little like - or a lot like, my brother David, who is a college professor and talks a lot - so I say this affectionately:

If I could be bothered to read all that you wrote, I could probably figure out the game in that amount of time! :)
Just sayin'

I'm sorry, but I have to put my two cents in here.

David, Thank You!!!

If it weren't for people like you, I'd go insane trying to play games I could never win, because I don't care enough to try. (I mostly like laughing as I kill the little people) With the information you supplied, I can 'win' and get on with my life.

Okay, so that was probably 23 cents worth, but who counting?

David....you lost me in about 45 seconds...which is 15 seconds longer than I took on the game...

Total Seconds Not Getting Back = 75

David: why?

*zips in*

I can't figure out the game -
*decides to read the instruczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Because I am compulsively concise:
1. Click the hatch in the roof (right center screen)
2. Click on the red dot (right center screen)
3. Click on the small yellow arrow beneath the green arrow.
4. Click on the green arrow.
5. Click on the crate to the right of the stick man who just fell.
6. Repeatedly click on the small yellow arrow, to blow the grenade to the right. (You get several chances, keep trying)
7. Click 3 times on the pink plank on top of the crate the grenade came from.
8. Click on stickman beside the pink ramp.
9. Click on the window. (far right)
10. Click on the lamp head (top left)
11. Click the tiny red dot on the switch on the lamp arm.

Timing is Crucial for steps 12 and 13.
12. Click on the crow.
13. Click on the first cloud as the crow is about to pass thru it.
14. Click the blob.
15. Click on the tiny red dot on the switch on the upper right arm of the circuit under the hill.
16. Click the blue arrow, pointing right, on the underground light.
17. Click on the staircase.
18. Click on the doorbell.

Timing is Crucial for steps 19 and 20.
19. Click the crow.
20. Click on 2nd cloud as the crow is about to pass thru it.
21. Click the cloud on the left.

Timing is Crucial for steps 22 and 23.
22. Click the cloud on the left Again.
23. Click on the stickman at the catapult ASAP! He'll detonate something crucial. If your timing was off, start over.
24. Click on the uppermost stickman in the castle on the left.

Timing is Crucial for steps 25, 26 and 27.
25. Click the hatch below the blue and green stained-glass window. (upper left)
26. Repeatedly click on the fan on the pillar, just below the hatch.
27. As Soon as the fly goes thru the fan, click on the stickman standing on the level behind the fisherman.
28. Click on the leftmost stickman.
29. Click on the arrow below this same stickman.
30. Click on this same stickman.
31. Click the stickman on the next level up.
32. Click the top stickman.
33. Click the bottommost stickman.
34. Click the fisherman.
35. Click on this same stickman, again.
36. Click on the bottommost stickman.
37. Click on the red dot (right center screen) 38. Click the small yellow arrow beneath the green arrow.
39. Click on the window.
40. Click on the blob.
41. Click on the bottommost stickman.
42. Click on the blue arrow on the left of the underground light.
43. Click on the staircase.

Timing is Crucial for steps 44, 45 and 46.
44. Click on the doorbell.
45. Click on the crate when he's almost to the top of the stairs.
46. Click on the orange underwater banded gate in time to let the truck pass.
47. Click both underground torches. This will activate the portal. Light show and sound effects.

Hey, you don't wanna read the cheat, don't read it. Like we made you by clicking an arrow or something.

And thank goodness there is an inexhaustable number of blobs.

I like skipping #17 and ringing the doorbell, just to watch him fall and exclaim, over and over!

sondra -not only are you OCD but you are fabulous! I'm printing it out!! LOL

El, I e-mailed a more complete version to you.

sondra - I got it and thought it was the same - thanks for telling me - it's in a word doc. I'll delete the one from here -

*zips out to highlight and delete*

Hapland 2 - Action and Expected Reaction

1. Click on the hatch in the roof (right center screen) It opens.
2. Click on the red dot (right center screen) It rotates to a green arrow.
3. Click on the small yellow arrow beneath the green arrow. The stickman will walk to the right and fall through the hatch.
4. Click on the green arrow. It will rotate back to red.
5. Click on the crate to the right of the stickman who just fell. It will release a grenade and the stickman will throw the grenade up.
6. Repeatedly click on the small yellow arrow. The grenade will be blown to the right and will blow up the door. (You get several chances, keep trying)
7. Click 3 times on the pink plank on top of the crate the grenade came from. It will fall off and make a ramp.
8. Click on stickman beside the pink ramp. He will go thru the door you just blew up.
9. Click on the window. (far right) The blob will drop to the ground.
10. Click on the lamp head (top left) It will swing right.
11. Click on the tiny red dot on the switch on the lamp arm. The lamp will come on.

Timing is Crucial for steps 12 and 13.
12. Click on the crow. He will pick up a ball and fly to the right.
13. Click on the first cloud as the crow is about to pass thru it. The cloud will fart and the bird will drop the ball on the antennae on the hill below and they will explode.

14. Click on the blob. It will eat the crate and go into the water.
15. Click on the tiny red dot on the switch on the upper right arm of the circuit under the hill. The light underground and underneath the steps will come on.
16. Click on the blue arrow, pointing right, on the underground light. The fan blades on the light and under the steps will rotate clockwise.

(If you like torturing these guys, skip #17 and go to #18. You can go back to #17.)

17. Click on the staircase. It will move right.
18. Click on the doorbell. The stickman will come out and climb onto the roof.


Timing is Crucial for steps 19 and 20.
19. Click on the crow. It will pick up another ball and fly to the right.
20. Click on cloud on the right as the crow is about to pass thru it. The cloud will fart and the bird will drop the ball into the catapult.

21. Click on the cloud on the left. It will fart.

Timing is Crucial for steps 22 and 23.
22. Click on the cloud on the left again. It will explode.
23. Click on the stickman at the catapult ASAP! He'll launch the ball, which will fly through the acid rain from the cloud, turn into a fireball, destroy the banner, and detonate something crucial. If your timing was off, start over. Or go to #24 and kill him.

24. Click on the uppermost stickman in the castle on the left. He will fall to the lower floor.

Timing is Crucial for steps 25, 26 and 27.
25. Click on the hatch below the blue and green stained-glass window. (upper left) This will release a fly and stickman.
26. Repeatedly click on the fan on the pillar, just below the hatch. The fly will go through it to irritate the other stick man.
27. As Soon as the fly goes thru the fan, click on the stickman standing on the level behind the fisherman. He will walk to the left.

28. Click on the leftmost stickman. He will fall to the lower level.
29. Click on the arrow below this last stickman. It will move from left to right.
30. Click on this same stickman. He will pull the lever, making the water flow to the right.
31. Click on the stickman on the next level up. He will pull the lever, opening the trapdoor.
32. Click on the top stickman. He will pull the lever, releasing the suspended crate. Wait for the fisherman to catch the fish.
33. Click on the bottommost stickman. He will turn off the water current.
34. Click on the fisherman. He'll eat the fish and bounce up to the roof of the castle.
35. Click on this same stickman. He will go inside and light the first torch.
36. Click on the bottommost stickman. He will pull the lever, making the water flow to the right.
37. Click on the red dot (right center screen) It rotates to a green arrow.
38. Click the small yellow arrow beneath the green arrow. The stickman at the catapult will go inside the house on the right.
39. Click on the window. A blob will come out and fall to the ground.
40. Click on the blob. It will go jump in the lake and explode.
41. Click on the bottommost stickman. He will turn off the water current.
42. Click on the blue arrow on the left of the underground light. This will reverse the direction of the spin on the fan blades in the light and under the stairs.
43. Click on the staircase. It will move to the left, next to the crate.

Timing is Crucial for steps 44, 45 and 46.
44. Click on the doorbell. The stickman will come out and climb the staircase.
45. Click on the CRATE when he's almost to the top of the stairs. He will fall into the crate, bust out of the crate in a monster truck (literally).
46. Click on the orange underwater banded gate in time to let the truck pass. The stickman will ditch the truck and climb into the castle and light the second torch. Two torches underground will light.

47. Click both underground torches. This will activate the portal. Light show and sound effects.

Burp!'s here! Huh. Doesn't look right. Burp!s' here! Hmm. That doesn't work.

Burp! has arrived!!!

There we go.

Confession: I never read the articles attached to the comments. I just read the comments. Much more interesting. David. Darling. I can't help but wonder how you spend the rest of your week.

Peace and vegetables,
Burp!

What I want to know is, why spend all that time to make a game so randomly complicated that no one, anywhere, could EVER figure it out without the cheat?!

I say we strap these people in a chair and force them to listen to Paul Anka doing covers of Nirvana, Soundgarden, & Van Halen.

P.S. You know what really sucks? Following David's instructions all the way to the end, but then not clicking the underwater gate soon enough, so the monster truck crashes into it and explodes.

Now that I've thought about it, I think I want William Shatner and David Hasselhoff in the room singing with Paul.

mutter-mutter-stupid-futher-mucking-game-mutter-mutter...

Okay.

The truth is that I have dial-up and haven't had luck opening THAT DARN PAGE everyone's talking about. The only games we dial-up farts get to play is Solitaire and Mine Sweep that comes with the stupid computer.

Unless it's the middle of the night and nobody's online.

I'm thinking of changing my name from Burp! to Yawn!

Will someone please click that underwater gate and say out loud, "This one's for Burp!?"

Thanks.

Any time there's timing involved, practice. When the ball has to go thru the acid rain, I make sure I know where my hand and the cursor need to be to click on that stickman. I move back and forth between the cloud and the stick man several times.

*sniff*
you didn't find my instructions easier to follow?
*pokes out bottom lip*

Step 14 -- what blob???

#14 The little round green thing on the pole outside the window above the door on the house on the right.

Thanks Sondra (I think...)

This is a great game.

Step 39: What blob?!
I've followed the instructions, and clicking on the window does nothing but make the guy close it again.

OMG i followed every SINGLE one of the steps perfectly, w/o practicing or anything. then, on the last step when i had to open up hte gate for the truck, i did it like a millisecond too late and it blew up. well, im not in the mood to work on it now, maybe tomorrow. but that pisses me off. oh well, its just a game

anyone got walktrhoughs for hapland 3?

or know where i can get them?

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