LOVE HURTS
No, really, it hurts.
(Thanks to Jessica R.)
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May 18, 2005
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: igloo | May 18, 2005 at 05:09 AM
OUCH!!!!! OUCH!!!!
Posted by: Reddsuss | May 18, 2005 at 05:10 AM
Oh, Dave. This is yesterday's newz, or even the day before yesterday . . . I forget. I mean, really, Punky has already made a sign.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 18, 2005 at 05:15 AM
Couldn't read it.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2005 at 05:22 AM
Yet another penis story...and they accuse ME of having a one track mind!
So, did the guy have to wear a cast? Makes finding pants a challenge, eh? Does he have to undergo physical therapy?
Posted by: Cheri | May 18, 2005 at 05:24 AM
"negligent sexual intercourse"?
Posted by: LadyBug | May 18, 2005 at 05:24 AM
Do I want a lap dance? Uh... no thanks...
Posted by: Big Joe | May 18, 2005 at 05:25 AM
I would be so proud if I broke a man's
d!@k. "Haha, take THAT you scoundrel, I broke your d!@k"
I wouldn't be so proud if my name was Mary Moe.
Posted by: casey | May 18, 2005 at 05:26 AM
``One cannot, as a matter of public policy, consent to becoming a victim of an assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon in the course of a sexual relationship,''
Dangerous weapon.....heh heh he he hee
Posted by: morty | May 18, 2005 at 05:30 AM
"Hey, Moe!"
"Oh -- wise guy, eh?" (woop woop woop)
(Pokes finger in Curly's eye)
"OW! That hurt!"
"Ah shaddup, you're lucky I didn't break your d!@k, ya moron."
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 18, 2005 at 05:35 AM
Doh!
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | May 18, 2005 at 05:35 AM
*reminder to self: if ever single again, watch out for women with first name 'casey' . . . *
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2005 at 05:40 AM
*reminder to self: if ever single again, watch out for women with first name 'casey' . . . *
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2005 at 05:42 AM
hahahahahahaha "lengthy recovery"
Posted by: marc | May 18, 2005 at 05:48 AM
Bucket - *snork*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 18, 2005 at 06:21 AM
I broke one once. He deserved it.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 18, 2005 at 06:27 AM
so if they were to reconcile and have children would their last names be Doe-Moe or Moe-Doe?
Secondly, can one get a ticket for negligent sexual intercourse?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 18, 2005 at 06:29 AM
First, to show some compassion, I am sure that he has suffered physically and mentally from this injury. Second, ahahahahahaha!! (not showing compassion).
Posted by: nurse | May 18, 2005 at 06:35 AM
This reminds me of a story where a man had to be surgically removed from his girlfriend because he tried to "dive" into her and ended up folding his manhood.
All the more reason to take it slow and enjoy the scenery, you know?
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 18, 2005 at 06:56 AM
("Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar)
Your love is a hurricane, blowing out of control,
You change positions in mid-stream, now I'll never be whole!
It's the wrong kind of sexplay, to treat me like a trampoline,
Despite what I might say, it's flesh-and-blood, not a machine!
You're a d*ck breaker, scream maker
Mr. Johnson ain't a toy
You're a d*ck breaker, scream maker
Hope you find another boy.
Posted by: insomniac | May 18, 2005 at 07:03 AM
Some risks are worth taking ....So are they still together ?
Posted by: Sean | May 18, 2005 at 07:36 AM
All I can say is thank goodness this wasn't about eating squirrels or hogs' brains or bacteria levels in food.... It was good to laugh rather than trying to keep from hurling!!
Posted by: Melissa | May 18, 2005 at 07:37 AM
Schadeboy, I like your thinking....:)
Posted by: Eleanor | May 18, 2005 at 08:08 AM
That's why I stick (heh) with Andy the Wonderdoll.
Painful Injury
All the males are now cringing
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
This is not a good haiku.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 18, 2005 at 08:08 AM
I really don't feel comfortable with this topic. Honestly, it makes me squirm in my chair. Guys, I think we have all had a scare or two in our day. Can you imagine?!
Maybe this is why my mom is always telling me to get to know the girl first.
Posted by: bilge | May 18, 2005 at 08:19 AM
I knew Dave would like this article, but I didn't realize that a "boner" could get broken.
Posted by: Jessica R. | May 18, 2005 at 09:19 AM
TO MKJ:
just so you know, "Casey" is not my real name. Be careful......be very careful. You never know exactly who I am or where I'll be.
Have a good day!
Posted by: casey | May 18, 2005 at 09:41 AM
"...and then there's the whole penis-thing."
Is this the "penis-thing"?
ducks back behind the 6-foot stack of papers on her desk
(paperless office my aunt fanny!)
Posted by: Witchiecoo | May 18, 2005 at 10:47 AM
Witchie -- there's a penis in your Aunt's fanny??
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 18, 2005 at 11:07 AM
I followed a truck home tonight with this sign on it, perhaps it belongs to that woman.... "Stump Grinding"
Posted by: cheri | May 18, 2005 at 01:03 PM
wow. I can't believe nobody commented on this:
The man's lawyer, John N. Greenwood
green wood is hard to break.
Posted by: markhh | May 19, 2005 at 04:51 AM
The injury required emergency surgery and a *lengthy* recovery.
Har Har.
Posted by: me | May 19, 2005 at 07:56 AM