HEY, IF THIS FILIBUSTER THING DOESN'T WORK OUT
There are always other parliamentary maneuvers.
Update: They have found the culprit.
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May 31, 2005
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What is that smell?
Posted by: Rookie | May 31, 2005 at 11:38 AM
"They must call the dog unit in to come and explain what happened here."
Really? I think the whole mess was left in a tidy little package. Some pranks don't really need explaining.
Now, if it was FLAMING, that would be a different matter.
Posted by: bilge | May 31, 2005 at 11:39 AM
Ok, I admit it, my one yorkie ran away last week. She has this "thing" about going poo when someone is watching so she hides. I just didn't think she'd go THAT far for a little privacy.
Posted by: sarah | May 31, 2005 at 11:40 AM
Holiest of holies?
Well I never.
What the hell is that smell?
Posted by: Rookie | May 31, 2005 at 11:42 AM
Isn't the answer just a little obvious?
The dog unit was in there LAST week already, and left a little unit...um...behind.
Posted by: igwanna | May 31, 2005 at 11:49 AM
WHEW! I'm glad they got to the bottom of that!
Posted by: Eleanor | May 31, 2005 at 11:51 AM
I think Turd Probe is a GNFARRB.
Posted by: t2ed | May 31, 2005 at 11:52 AM
Yeah right.
"Sir, why did you crap under your chair?"
"What? I...erm, that is...you see....a dog did it! This is an outrage. Call security!"
"Okay. You might want to pull up your pants, though."
Posted by: Christobol | May 31, 2005 at 11:58 AM
I bet this security guard was the seeing-eye dog handler at the Pistons-Magic game earlier this year.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 31, 2005 at 12:01 PM
Buthelezi started a spat,
Over the chair at which he sat,
Triumph the dog,
Left him a log,
Now his shoes are covered in shat.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 31, 2005 at 12:16 PM
Are we sure this didn't happen in a place in France?
Posted by: Bryce | May 31, 2005 at 12:23 PM
"I'm just astounded that it should come to this in this holiest of holies,"
That's either REALLY Holy, or he was refering to the Outhouse Holey. (single or double?)
Posted by: kibby F5™ | May 31, 2005 at 12:23 PM
oh puleeeeez. build a bridge and get over it. can you imagine a pile o poop under dick cheney's chair in the congress? that's giving me a rollicking good laugh already.
whooopps, I wet em...
Posted by: queensbee | May 31, 2005 at 12:29 PM
lucky they didn't use the search horses...
Posted by: insomniac | May 31, 2005 at 01:22 PM
"It is not certain whether there was any malicious intent behind the incident."
Hmmm- not sure, but it sure isn't a sign of love or respect
Posted by: turd hawk | May 31, 2005 at 01:39 PM
"Business Day reports that placing dog faeces under the bench of a Zulu prince would be seen as a grievous insult"
Here we just call it Halloween.
Posted by: Balanchine | May 31, 2005 at 01:52 PM
"I don't know what to make of it — I'm neither hot nor cold. I'm just astounded that it should come to this in this holiest of holies," . . . .
uh . . . could something have been lost in that translation?
Posted by: Lmd33 | May 31, 2005 at 02:00 PM
"I second the ah, 'motion'."
"Hehe-I turd it."
Posted by: tyler | May 31, 2005 at 02:40 PM
"I four it."
"I five it."
"six"
"seven"
"I ate it"
"ew"
Posted by: tyler | May 31, 2005 at 02:44 PM
SHIT HAPPENS ... GET OVER IT!
Posted by: Jack | May 31, 2005 at 05:16 PM
Business Day reports that placing dog faeces under the bench of a Zulu prince would be seen as a grievous insult
Well, I've got news for you. You don't have to be a Zulu prince for that to be a grevious inslut.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 31, 2005 at 05:18 PM
INSULT!!
A grevious inslut is not tipping your "date" at the Chicken Ranch.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 31, 2005 at 05:19 PM
so ends the Zulu Doo-doo To-do...
Posted by: insomniac | May 31, 2005 at 05:20 PM
How much shit can a sniffer dog fit in a parlimentary chamber?
Posted by: toungetwister | May 31, 2005 at 06:17 PM
I do not agree with you at all!
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