HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR
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May 18, 2005
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Art is anything you can get away with.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2005 at 06:50 AM
Let's hope the Boston man with the yanked crank doesn't see these legs.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 18, 2005 at 06:51 AM
Strategically placed foliage? Would that be a bu... no, i just can't say it.
Posted by: Darth Curt | May 18, 2005 at 06:54 AM
Ok....what did you guys do? My office internet firewall won't let me back into the EEL story comments due to a "Banned Combination Phrase"
Of all the things I've read in this blog, I'm DYING to know what FINALLY was so bad my office had to ban it!
Posted by: Cheri | May 18, 2005 at 07:00 AM
"Trimming the foliage" every spring would take on a whole (not hole) new meaning. And would (not wood) involve much larger pieces of electrically powered machinery than most women would be comfortable with.
Posted by: Jeff P. | May 18, 2005 at 07:03 AM
Maybe the second line of this Cheri?
"When something swims by
And bites into your thigh
That's a moray"
That is all I can see as a possibility.
Posted by: Lou Bricant | May 18, 2005 at 07:04 AM
Thanks, Lou, but it's not that (seeing as how I am still here, and I could read it in the original post)
Hmmmmm......they don't ban "bush" and "hole"...I can't figure it out....
Posted by: Cheri | May 18, 2005 at 07:06 AM
Lou - aaarrrggghhh! :)
Posted by: insomniac | May 18, 2005 at 07:07 AM
"Art is anything you can get away with."
I guess if you commit a crime and aren't caught, you can call yourself an artist.
MKJ, glad to see you recovered from the hiccups.
Posted by: igloo | May 18, 2005 at 07:10 AM
This joker has probably been drawing these on public bathroom stalls since he was 13. And now it's a sculpture.
3-D Graffiti.
Hmmm. 3-D Graffiti WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: I miss Raymond already | May 18, 2005 at 07:17 AM
Curses, my first POST to the blog, and I don't get full credit because Judi used my REAL name instead of my ALIAS . . .
Oh well, at least I know it's me.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 18, 2005 at 08:02 AM
Sarcasmo,
You've been outted.
Posted by: rufus | May 18, 2005 at 08:11 AM
Rufus, tell me about it . . . i even signed "AKA - Sarcasmo", but to no avail.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 18, 2005 at 08:12 AM
it kinda looks like 'Law&Order:SVU' meets "The Attack of the 50ft. Woman"
Posted by: insomniac | May 18, 2005 at 08:13 AM
Sarcasmo,
Maybe you should start a support group for people outted by Judi.
Posted by: rufus | May 18, 2005 at 08:19 AM
I wrote for a newspaper in North Carolina for a few years. This story is a wonderful example as to why I no longer live there.
"The Vance County district attorney told NBC-17 state obscenity laws may stick, but he has more important crimes to worry about."
Two legs are obscene?!
This is the same state that banned the Pulitzer Prize-, Tony Award-winning play "Angels in America."
And, no, based on my experience and observations, they will NEVER grow up.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | May 18, 2005 at 08:22 AM
I hereby call to order the inaugural meeting of the People Outed By Judi Club (henceforth POBJC).
Sound off.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 18, 2005 at 08:24 AM
Wow. Looks like you're (not your)the charter(and only) member of the POBJC there Sarcasmo. On the bright side, you can make all the rules.
Posted by: rufus | May 18, 2005 at 08:59 AM
oops, sorry; would you rather have sarcasmo? i'll change it!
Posted by: judi | May 18, 2005 at 09:23 AM
I object!
Key quote:
If they learned a little bit more about this and stayed away from drugs, they'd be better off," Pearce said.
Posted by: Feminist Police Chief and FCDA | May 18, 2005 at 09:38 AM
Sustained!
Posted by: Judge Crater | May 18, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Judi, no biggie, don't go to any trouble on my account.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 18, 2005 at 09:55 AM
Holy cow, I used to live there.
Posted by: ptm | May 18, 2005 at 09:57 AM
ptm, Didn't EVERYONE? At least for roughly Nine Months.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 18, 2005 at 10:02 AM
"...hot legs, you wear me out,
I love ya honey!"
Posted by: Rod Stewart | May 18, 2005 at 10:14 AM
can't help but remember Joe DiM
if he hated MM's skirt blowing up,
whut would (not wood) he've thunk about This?!
Posted by: hmmagin | May 18, 2005 at 10:39 AM
OMGWTFBBQ
just wanted to use that expression, it's new to me
Would Spread Legs BAGNFARB?
Posted by: Giddy | May 18, 2005 at 11:17 AM
I know a North Carolinan who's come to California, and is a (to put it mildly), "Wild Child." I guess it makes sense, they'd leave their suppressed area and think it's okay to go all out nuts just because Cali's for the fruits and nuts?
There are some normal people here. Some. The weird ones are those who escaped their home states to weird themselves out here, IMHO.
-Not the slightest bit weird
(okay, maybe a little!)
Posted by: Giddy | May 18, 2005 at 11:23 AM
Somehow I get a mental picture of the boys at the nearest fraternity house counting the days 'til the first snowfall heavy enough to build a suitable snowman.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | May 18, 2005 at 02:05 PM
This reminds me of that scene in Patch Adams where to greet the OBGYNs Patch builds giant legs on either side of the doors to the hospital.
Posted by: Sarah J | May 18, 2005 at 02:10 PM
Sarah J, don't forget Patch's classic line:
Welcome Gynos, At your Cervix
Classic.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 19, 2005 at 05:42 AM
it sounds like you just dont get the picture. artist ricky pearce
Posted by: pearce | June 18, 2005 at 10:18 AM
The good,the bad and the ugly. Everyone thinks something different . Opinion, main thing , its yours, depends on what you like . Mine is I love women , I am a artist so I decided to do this sculpture for myself so the public could see, not to discriminate on religon or color or no shame, its the human body, what you are told and tought , no fear just love . This is my symbol, my flag, my fun, My hobbie . Enjoy Artist Ricky Pearce
Posted by: Ricky Pearce | June 18, 2005 at 11:32 AM