FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
And we know exactly what Dad wants.
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May 26, 2005
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Great for protecting the floor of the garage when doing an oil change . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 26, 2005 at 05:26 AM
got one...
Posted by: barry's mom | May 26, 2005 at 05:27 AM
"Here dad! Thanks for all you've done."
"...."
*whap*
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 26, 2005 at 05:33 AM
Seems to me, a Manilow Blanket would instill the exact opposite of passion.
Also, Manilow Blanket WBAGNFA(Manilow Cover)B
One last thing, do Manilow Cover bands actually exist, and if so, WHY?
That is all.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 26, 2005 at 05:34 AM
...a new form of birth control ...
Posted by: queensbee | May 26, 2005 at 05:43 AM
What revoltin' development!
( ... and when I'm headed for surgery ... talk @y'all later ...)
Posted by: U.O | May 26, 2005 at 05:50 AM
Blehhh
Blleeeeaaaaaaahhh
Blaeaaackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
...the horror.
Posted by: DougDoots | May 26, 2005 at 05:56 AM
Just what this dad needs. A blanket with a Manilow Mullet featured.
Posted by: igloo | May 26, 2005 at 05:57 AM
MY EYES!!!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 26, 2005 at 05:59 AM
igloo - let's give one to Ted 'In Denial' Habte-Gabr.
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2005 at 06:05 AM
Actually, where I'm from we called him Barely Man-enough. And now you get the chance to sit on his face!
What I really want to use this blanket for is to cover the Persian rug we bought (in an effort to appear tasteful) so that when our Doberman Pooper needs to go, well, I think you get the idea.
Bombs away!!!
*woof* *growl* *grunt*
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 26, 2005 at 06:06 AM
Aunt Nancy - ROTFL, lady!
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2005 at 06:09 AM
Made from a new polymer technolene blend with InstaGay®!
"Now you just sit there under your blanket and I'll turn on the game for you, dad!"
"Thanks. I hope we tie!"
Posted by: Christobol | May 26, 2005 at 06:11 AM
MOTW!
Outstanding Idea. If it wasn't for the hair color, Manilow is a perfect Dopplegänger for Ted Habit-hatbe-hadc-SMITH-
Posted by: igloo | May 26, 2005 at 06:11 AM
"And we know exactly what Dad wants."
...some gasoline and a lighter.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 26, 2005 at 07:26 AM
This thing is $60.00 ?!
I can't imagine paying that much for something that I'd end up walking all over...
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 26, 2005 at 07:33 AM
Jeff~~
Easy on Cher -- Barry, I can understand...
Posted by: Chastity | May 26, 2005 at 07:45 AM
Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking....
At the Copa, the Copa Cabana....
10% off to all Dave Barry bloggers!
p.s. thanks, Mom!
Posted by: barry | May 26, 2005 at 08:08 AM
If Manilow fills you with 'Passion'
Then his towel screams out ,"I'm in fashion."
If you would rather discover
You're Bin Laden's lover,
It's something to wrap up the trash in!
Posted by: insomniac | May 26, 2005 at 08:34 AM
walk on it? I'd roll it up and use it to block drafts coming in under the door. if you walk on it there's a danger you'd look down and see it!
Posted by: ceeg22 | May 26, 2005 at 12:41 PM
Is that a spotlight, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: triller | May 27, 2005 at 10:32 AM