ATTENTION, MEN
You will be pleased to learn that it is not your fault.
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May 27, 2005
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First again?
Posted by: teachmiami | May 27, 2005 at 04:58 AM
Well DUH! Why do you think they call it A Birth Control PILL? It takes two to tango, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 04:58 AM
teachmiami,
If you will look in the rule book Section XII, subsection. F.2.03.g.xii, then you will see that one must actually read the article prior to posting. Failure to follow this rule, requires the offending party to use the same Hairstylilst as Ted *****-****.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 05:08 AM
Dave, not to get persnickity or anything like that, but do you know on the main page the 'posted by Dave' is a link too? Gives you a nifty blue blop next to your name instead of the orange one though.
Btw.. it soooo is the guys fault. This research was obviously done by men.
Posted by: wolfie | May 27, 2005 at 05:11 AM
Yes, it IS my husband's fault. The wuss refuses to get a vasectomy, so I'm stuck taking these stupid libido-killing synthetic hormones every day. THANKS BABE!!! X(
Posted by: Targetgirl | May 27, 2005 at 05:21 AM
Wolfie,
I think His Daveness is feeling Frisky(NTTAWWT) this morning and he's just trying to p*ss off the Aggregators.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 05:22 AM
no dear, not your fault. now stop drooling and farting, and hogging the remote. smooch.
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2005 at 05:26 AM
Igloo, as ashamed as I am to admit it, I used to have a mullet like Ted except with straight hair. Also, I did read the article. I just couldn't think of anything funnier than, I'm glad my wife is not on the pill anymore but she is pregnant! (Which is true.)
Posted by: teachmiami | May 27, 2005 at 05:43 AM
In high school I had one date with a guy named Jerome PILL. He smelled like salad dressing and DEFINITELY ruined MY sex drive.
Coincidence?
Yes, of course...
Posted by: P.F.M. | May 27, 2005 at 05:54 AM
This research is true. When I was on the pill I was irritable, mean, always blaming my husband for everything and short tempered.
Now that I'm not on the pill, I am no longer short tempered.
Posted by: Somewhere North | May 27, 2005 at 05:58 AM
teachmiami,
As this blog proves over and over, funny is not a prerequisite to posting. I am living proof of that concept as well as testament to the theory regarding monkeys, typewriters (a primitive device for recording one's thoughts with out spell checker and requiring copuious litres of White Out to produce a letter) and William Shakespeare.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 06:04 AM
If you give enough monkeys enough birth control pills, eventually they will suffer enough of a decline in sex drive that they will decide to start building typewriters, or read at most one of the works of Shakespeare.
igloo, is that how the saying goes?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 27, 2005 at 08:01 AM
So medicine has targeted just about the only female demographic that has sex on purpose (as opposed to shower related accidents) and finds a way to make them disinterested in sex.
Way to go.
Posted by: Christobol | May 27, 2005 at 08:11 AM
igloo - good idea.
just be aware that if Marwan offers to measure for you, his hands are abnormally chilly.
Posted by: Christobol | May 27, 2005 at 08:47 AM
No Problemo C'bol. I always wear a mink-lined condum just in case I see a comely Meter Maid.
Gotta go make some more loans.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 08:53 AM
They should invent a birth control pill for men then we would be even.
Posted by: opiesgirl | May 27, 2005 at 09:07 AM
I really want to ask C-bol how he knows that, but I'm skerrid of punky. She's speedy with that clothesline.
*ducks*
Posted by: Annie Nanamouse | May 27, 2005 at 09:09 AM
opiesgirl
There is a birth control pill for men. It's just that women have to take it.
Posted by: igloo | May 27, 2005 at 09:11 AM
Annie - I know because I have this "friend" who lives in, uh, Niagara Falls, and she told me.
Oh, she also mentioned that you should not opt for the "hands-free" measurement.
Posted by: Christobol | May 27, 2005 at 09:35 AM
But that's probably only in London, y'know....
Posted by: Kathy | May 27, 2005 at 10:16 AM
PFM: What flavor?
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 27, 2005 at 11:30 AM
no dear, not your fault. now stop drooling and farting, and hogging the remote.
HA HA HA HA HA - Good one! And may I add...and for the love of God go take a shower.
Posted by: Zoodle | May 27, 2005 at 11:50 AM
I had a dream, and it might have came true, because my dad lost his sex drive! He's always running away from mom, but she catches him, because she has big feet.
When my mom sings, which don't sound too good, dad says it's her mating call, but he's not going!
Maybe dad needs to take driving lessons again, to get his sex drive back!
Posted by: Rockchild | May 27, 2005 at 01:27 PM
Re: Pill for men
They have one, yeah, but it hurts when you shove it in.
Oh, no wait. That's the male IUD (or was that IPD).
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 29, 2005 at 09:17 PM