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Sorry! I just couldn't wait.
Posted by: Jeff P. | May 20, 2005 at 07:59 AM
More to write, but I gotta go!
Posted by: igloo | May 20, 2005 at 08:00 AM
Well, I am glad they informed us about that! I am now inspired to take up a new hobby...
Posted by: ghilie | May 20, 2005 at 08:00 AM
Well... I certainly hope the "incidents are related." Maybe there's something in the water...
Posted by: Michael Akerman | May 20, 2005 at 08:04 AM
My guess would be that somewhere in their collection is a treatise on "Incontinence by I P Daily"!
Posted by: igloo | May 20, 2005 at 08:05 AM
This story gives me the "me"'s
(And makes me want to always wear rubber gloves to the Library - in addition to the usual places I wear them)
Posted by: Heebiegeebee | May 20, 2005 at 08:12 AM
Were these books in the Horror section, by chance? Maybe they scared the piss outta someone.
Posted by: ShyBladder | May 20, 2005 at 08:15 AM
Another title to be found in the library: Fifty Yards to the Outhouse, by Willie Makeit. (illustrated by Betty Dont.)
Posted by: xmnr | May 20, 2005 at 08:17 AM
"Urine Related Vandalism"
*have officially heard everything*
Posted by: PunkyBrewster | May 20, 2005 at 08:22 AM
Urine a world of trouble now, punk!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 20, 2005 at 08:29 AM
And to all of you who are reading the Blog at the library, please take a moment to locate the public restroom...see the little people pictures on the door? Thaaaat's where you go, ok?
Posted by: cebasham | May 20, 2005 at 08:29 AM
This little Punky went wee wee wee all the way...into the Reference Section.
Posted by: PunkyBrewster | May 20, 2005 at 08:30 AM
Librarians baffled by urine
Must be easily baffled.
Posted by: Sondra | May 20, 2005 at 08:35 AM
"That's a very DEWey decimal system you got there"
Posted by: Shy Bladder | May 20, 2005 at 08:38 AM
Not just librarians...
Wolfie! Are you being likewise baffled?
Posted by: Peri | May 20, 2005 at 08:40 AM
That poses a wee little problem, because urine a world of hurt if you piss off a librarian.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 20, 2005 at 09:05 AM
FD,
I think urine more trouble if you piss on a librarian.
Posted by: igloo | May 20, 2005 at 09:13 AM
I've got a problem typing lately, but I can still read ... and so MANY great opportunities ... and lines!!! (They have camels in West Vagina?)
So ... just consider your ownselfs answered with my own usual style of wit, charm and genius ... or not ... whatever ...
Gotta go make a Dr's appointment for a cast ... keep up the good work and tnx4 the LOLs!!!
Posted by: U.O | May 20, 2005 at 09:15 AM
punky - got lost in the reference section?
Looking for an encyclo'peed'ia?
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2005 at 09:21 AM
"Mom, I'm a real reading whiz!"
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 20, 2005 at 09:25 AM
stop it!! now i gotta go ..... i hate it when i laugh so hard that....
Posted by: queensbee | May 20, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Peri ~ There's a reason I traded my topside office for one 2 floors underground. But I still carry the rubber gloves.
At least it wasn't still warm when they found it. I hope.
*begins to wonder why she works here*
Posted by: wolfie | May 20, 2005 at 10:02 AM
Fun to do, but the paper cuts are a bitch...
Posted by: hayduke lives | May 20, 2005 at 10:45 AM
I suggest that when they catch the vandals, they lock them in a small room, lit only by a disco ball, and make them listen to the previously mentioned Paul Anka album for at least a week.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 20, 2005 at 10:48 AM
Urine stained books?
Nope
nothing to add. Well, it coulda been
nevermind!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | May 20, 2005 at 10:48 AM
I like the way this story wrapped in my browser window:
She said librarians had been finding new cases or urine-
related vandalism about once a month with the recent case
coming just this week.
No comment about that last phrase.
Posted by: Gary | May 20, 2005 at 10:53 AM
Now we know where they get the dried urine for use in The Whizzenator...
Posted by: Permanent4 | May 20, 2005 at 11:53 AM
Book vandalism really pisses me off!!!
(I can't believe that i was the first one to say that.)
Posted by: alanboss | May 20, 2005 at 06:11 PM
Que scary music.....
A few stories back..in the sidebars,
Vanishing public toilets!!!!!!!!!!
Now..urine stained books........
Coincidence?????????
BTW, hint to librarians.
If this sort of thing pisses you off, DO NOT let camels into the building!
Posted by: Peeeeter | May 20, 2005 at 06:17 PM
the above 2 comments are SmutSpam.
Posted by: aaahhhh! | May 21, 2005 at 08:38 PM
Cool cool cool
Posted by: Manga | January 28, 2006 at 08:45 AM