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April 19, 2005

SOUTH FLORIDA SURPRISE:

That this made the newspaper.

(Thanks to gretchencs)

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Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

Not another finger, I hope

OK, show of hands (har!), how many people actually counted the number of multiple finger posts?

Wow, quick on the trigger-finger there gina!

congratulations gina - you're not only first, but first through tenth.

Gina -- gots yer finger right hea..

Jeez, Gina, that guy only fired five times, himself.

Not another finger, I hope

Someone please check on gina, I think she might be having seizures.

Not another not another finger post.

I hope.

Did anyone else count the bullet holes in the car? I only see 4. I enjoyed the fact the the report included the car as injured.

Anybody have a spare username and password for this? Bugmenot is blocked by the filters here.

Not another put-my-fingers-in-the-bullet-holes-in-my car post, I hope.

From bugmenot,

[email protected]
miamivice

or

Registered User
pa55w0rd

or

[email protected]
blah4u

So sorry- guys- I was trying a new browser interface and look what happened! Please accept my extreme apologies.

You can't kill a K-Car that easily.

Thanks Giddy! I had a 1968 Ford Fairland station that refused to die, you'd've had to beat that motor to death. My parents had it towed to the junkyard when I was traveling around . . .

"Fairland station?" = Fairlane Station Wagon . . . aahh, fuhgeddaboutit!

MKJ - I drove a Fairlane 500 in high school. We called it "the batmobile" and it was FAST.

I think the chicks called it the "i'm not getting in that carmobile", best I can remember.

If this guy's car is anything like "Christine" it's going to come back and put a shang-bang-a-lang on his ass. You watch.

Maybe this guy should apply for an arts grant.

my exlandlords, the creeps, lived there. must be a town o weirdos.

He next fired on an old woman driving a Honda in reverse.

It's violent. It's unneccesary. I loved it.

He bonded out of jail the next day.

Pretty spry for a 64 year old.

Nice grouping!

I'm glad he went to jail. One should take one's car to a service mechanic and have it properly euthanized.. what he did just isn't right. I hope it didn't suffer too much.

So ... a person takes care of his own problem with a firearm, no one is injured and no other harm is done to any property ... and he's charged with a firearms violation ...

meanwhile, driveby shootings in South Florida continue to happen and the police fail to make any arrests, and the newspaper does not call attention to the scandal of lack of law enforcement efforts to curtail crime ...

No need to remind me ... I think I've learned this lesson quite thoroughly, thank you very much.

Stay out of Florida.

So..........what happened to the car? Did it run after he shot it? Will he be getting another car? Will it be repaired? Will I have salibury steak or the brautwuerst for dinner? Does this keyboard make me look short?

These are questions that need answering......

Graz,

I was wondering about the car, too.

As for dinner, the less work the better. I poured a can of corn in a baking dish, put frozen pork chops on top of it, poured Italian dressing on them and popped it into the oven at 250 degrees. It takes 2 hours. (The slower protien cooks, the more tender it is.) Serve with a salad.

About the keyboard, you look fine.

Actually, putting a broken-down LeBaron out of its misery might be more of a humanitarian effort than anything else....

We'll just refer him as to the Dr. Kavorkian of the auto world.

And Graz, nice web site, and it's the table top that makes you look short. Might want to use a stool.... just saying.

I don't understand what the big deal is. I've been shooting every LeBaron I see for the past 3 years. I'm hoping he got the last one, and our work is done...

kibby F5TM -

hehehe -- you said stool -- hehehe

I don't get it. That's not even illegal.

Doug - here in sunny SoCal we call that "brandishing a weapon" - a crime! Having nothing at all to do with the car. Also, possibly firing a gun within city limits. That is all.

Class dismissed.

Sheesh. If they printed every man shoots car in Florida story, they would have to start a new section in the newspaper.

This is a flagrant violation of this poor man's - I forget his name - 2nd amendment rights. If this sort of thing keeps up, dangerous criminals will start hiding in car engines.

gina.g --

It was "bound" to happen. Do you "prey for rock and roll?"

"I want someone to eat cheese with" and I hope you "show, girl(s)."

It's "This World, Then the Fireworks" so take your "Face/Off" and let me know if your birthday is June 10th.

(signed)

A Fan, aka Trystan Shout

gina.g --

It was "bound" to happen. Do you "prey for rock and roll?"

"I want someone to eat cheese with" and I hope you "show, girl(s)."

It's "This World, Then the Fireworks" so take your "Face/Off" and let me know if your birthday is June 10th.

(signed)

A Fan, aka Trystan Shout

Ah......I hope someone recalimed the "Fine Corinthian Leather".

Chris - ROFL....... I knew a guy in HS, had a Jeep Wagoneer, and "carpeted" the cargo with a mattress. He couldn't figure out why no girl would go near the thing.

I must say its a great post. Keep up the good work.

Jamal Williams
http://www.floridacararena.com

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