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April 12, 2005

IT'S ABOUT TIME

Finally, somebody has done something to protect our precious cat resources from Secret Government Mind-Control Rays.

(For reasons that go without saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.)

(Thanks to Beth Werrell)

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Prrrrrrrst.

Cats know things anyway. It's not mind control. It's spooky !!

The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!

(doot - an infarctive gerund)

See: also: e.g.

(For reasons that go withpout saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.) The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!

(doot - an infarctive gerund)

Why am I sure that Dave's next post will be along the lines of "why dogs kill their masters"?

FYI: Cats do not like to wear hats. I tried to put a Cleveland Indians batting helment (the small ones you get at DQ when you order a sundae) on my wife's cat, as it was Opening Day.

He was not at all pleased. I suspect he's a Yankee fan...

The next gripping question is how do we protect our fish?

did you read all the way to the bottom? This guy has an incredible payment plan.

Tracey's easy payment plan:

90 days same as 3 months !

Call now !

Supplies are limited.

Some restrictions may apply.

See dealer for details.

Winners must be here to be present.

Um, it looks like a tin foil beanie to me. Are we sure it's not some odd cat hazing ritual?

This guy lists this same exact auction every few months, still pretty funny, he could change it a little tho . . .

I got some of these for my kids, but it was too late. Judging from their speech and buying habits, I think the control rays must emanate from the TV set.

How about protection from stupid owners who cover their droppings in epoxy and glitter and sell them on Ebay as unicorn poo?

elle,
You mean that's not real unicorn poo?? Dang, that's 15 bucks wasted.

Looks like he put Hershey's kisses on his pets.
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Great. Now I want chocolate.

lurker, I suspect that the reason your cat is a Yankees fan is because he does not wear a special tin-foil cap.

But look at the great feedback he's got!

Pardon for the multiple post, but I messed up the HTML in the last one, even though I'd previewed it. The link for the FOIL'ID AGAIN™ is my User ID's link on this forum.

Good night,
C_S

Continumongus?

"Continumongus" is a Canadian word for "made up by me, and meaning something like really big and important and going on and on and on".

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