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April 12, 2005
IT'S ABOUT TIME
Finally, somebody has done something to protect our precious cat resources from Secret Government Mind-Control Rays.
(For reasons that go without saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.)
(Thanks to Beth Werrell)
Posted by Dave on April 12, 2005 at 12:01 PM | Permalink
Comments
Prrrrrrrst.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | 12:02 PM on April 12, 2005
Cats know things anyway. It's not mind control. It's spooky !!
Posted by: brian mcclure | 12:04 PM on April 12, 2005
The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!
(doot - an infarctive gerund)
Posted by: brian mcclure | 12:07 PM on April 12, 2005
See: also: e.g.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 12:07 PM on April 12, 2005
(For reasons that go withpout saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.) The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!
(doot - an infarctive gerund)
Posted by: brian mcclure | 12:08 PM on April 12, 2005
Why am I sure that Dave's next post will be along the lines of "why dogs kill their masters"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 12:09 PM on April 12, 2005
FYI: Cats do not like to wear hats. I tried to put a Cleveland Indians batting helment (the small ones you get at DQ when you order a sundae) on my wife's cat, as it was Opening Day.
He was not at all pleased. I suspect he's a Yankee fan...
Posted by: lurker | 12:17 PM on April 12, 2005
The next gripping question is how do we protect our fish?
Posted by: Lmd33 | 12:20 PM on April 12, 2005
did you read all the way to the bottom? This guy has an incredible payment plan.
Posted by: Tracey | 12:20 PM on April 12, 2005
Tracey's easy payment plan:
90 days same as 3 months !
Call now !
Supplies are limited.
Some restrictions may apply.
See dealer for details.
Winners must be here to be present.
Posted by: brian mcclure | 12:24 PM on April 12, 2005
Um, it looks like a tin foil beanie to me. Are we sure it's not some odd cat hazing ritual?
Posted by: Smithie00 | 12:42 PM on April 12, 2005
This guy lists this same exact auction every few months, still pretty funny, he could change it a little tho . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 12:57 PM on April 12, 2005
I got some of these for my kids, but it was too late. Judging from their speech and buying habits, I think the control rays must emanate from the TV set.
Posted by: Flash | 12:59 PM on April 12, 2005
How about protection from stupid owners who cover their droppings in epoxy and glitter and sell them on Ebay as unicorn poo?
Posted by: elle | 01:07 PM on April 12, 2005
elle,
You mean that's not real unicorn poo?? Dang, that's 15 bucks wasted.
Posted by: Flash | 01:25 PM on April 12, 2005
Looks like he put Hershey's kisses on his pets.
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Great. Now I want chocolate.
Posted by: slyeyes | 04:00 PM on April 12, 2005
lurker, I suspect that the reason your cat is a Yankees fan is because he does not wear a special tin-foil cap.
Posted by: Jimmy | 06:37 PM on April 12, 2005
But look at the great feedback he's got!
Posted by: AlanBoss | 06:43 PM on April 12, 2005
Pardon for the multiple post, but I messed up the HTML in the last one, even though I'd previewed it. The link for the FOIL'ID AGAIN™ is my User ID's link on this forum.
Good night,
C_S
Posted by: Computer_Saskboy | 09:30 PM on April 12, 2005
Continumongus?
Posted by: scott_f_cook__no-relation | 09:42 AM on April 13, 2005
"Continumongus" is a Canadian word for "made up by me, and meaning something like really big and important and going on and on and on".
Posted by: Computer_Saskboy | 07:29 PM on April 15, 2005
I see you have brandi williams on the site. How about some other poker babes.
Posted by: Poker Pete | 03:31 PM on June 23, 2006
