IT'S ABOUT TIME
Finally, somebody has done something to protect our precious cat resources from Secret Government Mind-Control Rays.
(For reasons that go without saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.)
(Thanks to Beth Werrell)
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Prrrrrrrst.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 12, 2005 at 12:02 PM
Cats know things anyway. It's not mind control. It's spooky !!
Posted by: brian mcclure | April 12, 2005 at 12:04 PM
The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!
(doot - an infarctive gerund)
Posted by: brian mcclure | April 12, 2005 at 12:07 PM
See: also: e.g.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 12, 2005 at 12:07 PM
(For reasons that go withpout saying, this protection is not really necessary for dogs.) The reason (which is self-evident) is DOOTS !!
(doot - an infarctive gerund)
Posted by: brian mcclure | April 12, 2005 at 12:08 PM
Why am I sure that Dave's next post will be along the lines of "why dogs kill their masters"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 12, 2005 at 12:09 PM
FYI: Cats do not like to wear hats. I tried to put a Cleveland Indians batting helment (the small ones you get at DQ when you order a sundae) on my wife's cat, as it was Opening Day.
He was not at all pleased. I suspect he's a Yankee fan...
Posted by: lurker | April 12, 2005 at 12:17 PM
The next gripping question is how do we protect our fish?
Posted by: Lmd33 | April 12, 2005 at 12:20 PM
did you read all the way to the bottom? This guy has an incredible payment plan.
Posted by: Tracey | April 12, 2005 at 12:20 PM
Tracey's easy payment plan:
90 days same as 3 months !
Call now !
Supplies are limited.
Some restrictions may apply.
See dealer for details.
Winners must be here to be present.
Posted by: brian mcclure | April 12, 2005 at 12:24 PM
Um, it looks like a tin foil beanie to me. Are we sure it's not some odd cat hazing ritual?
Posted by: Smithie00 | April 12, 2005 at 12:42 PM
This guy lists this same exact auction every few months, still pretty funny, he could change it a little tho . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 12, 2005 at 12:57 PM
I got some of these for my kids, but it was too late. Judging from their speech and buying habits, I think the control rays must emanate from the TV set.
Posted by: Flash | April 12, 2005 at 12:59 PM
How about protection from stupid owners who cover their droppings in epoxy and glitter and sell them on Ebay as unicorn poo?
Posted by: elle | April 12, 2005 at 01:07 PM
elle,
You mean that's not real unicorn poo?? Dang, that's 15 bucks wasted.
Posted by: Flash | April 12, 2005 at 01:25 PM
Looks like he put Hershey's kisses on his pets.
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Great. Now I want chocolate.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 12, 2005 at 04:00 PM
lurker, I suspect that the reason your cat is a Yankees fan is because he does not wear a special tin-foil cap.
Posted by: Jimmy | April 12, 2005 at 06:37 PM
But look at the great feedback he's got!
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 12, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Pardon for the multiple post, but I messed up the HTML in the last one, even though I'd previewed it. The link for the FOIL'ID AGAIN™ is my User ID's link on this forum.
Good night,
C_S
Posted by: Computer_Saskboy | April 12, 2005 at 09:30 PM
Continumongus?
Posted by: scott_f_cook__no-relation | April 13, 2005 at 09:42 AM
"Continumongus" is a Canadian word for "made up by me, and meaning something like really big and important and going on and on and on".
Posted by: Computer_Saskboy | April 15, 2005 at 07:29 PM
I see you have brandi williams on the site. How about some other poker babes.
Posted by: Poker Pete | June 23, 2006 at 03:31 PM