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April 26, 2005

ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING TO USE TOILETS IN SAN ANTONIO

Wear body armor.

(Thanks to everybody)

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Barney Fife using the toilet, why did Sheriff Andy let him have 2 bullets?

That's really crappy!

Sarge: "Officer Clancy, would you please tell me what happened, step by step, in this incident?"
Clancy: "Well, I felt the call of nature, so I casually strolled into the nearest facility ..."
Sarge: "You had to go, so you went to the john?"
Clancy: "Well, uh, yeah."
Sarge: "This nature call: was it number 1 or number 2?"
Clancy: "Number 2. So anyways, I had to, uh, you know, drop my trousers. And my firearm accidently fell out of the holster."
Sarge: "Yeah? Didn't you snap it in securely?"
Clancy: "I guess I did, it's hard to remember. So anyways, when I was retrieving said firearm, it discharged, split off a piece of tile which flew into the leg of a pedestrian."
Sarge: "A pedestrian?! In the john?"
Clancy: "Well, we did stroll casually into the facility."

Was Marwan involved?

Sarge: "Officer Clancy, would you please tell me what happened, step by step, in this incident?"
Clancy: "Well, I felt the call of nature, so I casually strolled into the nearest facility ..."
Sarge: "You had to go, so you went to the john?"
Clancy: "Well, uh, yeah."
Sarge: "This nature call: was it number 1 or number 2?"
Clancy: "Number 2. So anyways, I had to, uh, you know, drop my trousers. And my firearm accidently fell out of the holster."
Sarge: "Yeah? Didn't you snap it in securely?"
Clancy: "I guess I did, it's hard to remember. So anyways, when I was retrieving said firearm, it discharged, split off a piece of tile which flew into the leg of a pedestrian."
Sarge: "A pedestrian?! In the john?"
Clancy: "Well, we did stroll casually into the facility."

igloo, I think Windows SP2 was definitely involved.

I've heard of "going off half-cocked" but this is ridiculous.

igloo, I think Windows SP2 was definitely involved.

MOTW - you need to cut down on the "juice". Makes you hands tremble and press the button more than once.

OWWWIE. duh.

With apologies to Patsy Cline fans.

♪Broken tile, empty gun, I know,
Gun shot echos in my ear all alone,
For that toilet stall by the Alamo,
And ooops my ooops of San Antone
And ooops my ooops of San Antone
And ooops
my ooops of San Antone♫

Igloo!

*sniffle*

That was beautiful!

*wipes tears from her eyes*

stutter - it's a known blog phenomenon. Even using Sondra's advice (clicking Post, counting to 1, clicking Stop) doesn't always work.

I bet his bowels really let loose when the gun went-off.

Bet that scared the crap out of anyone in the next stall.

(Sondra's advice -- adapted for Mac users -- has been working for me ... so far ... sometimes ... (keeps fingers crossed) ...

Did anyone catch the photo of the "Adoptable Pet?"

Nice doggy. Nice flesh ripping doggy.

Leetie - LOL

E. A. " Squatty" Lyons was county commissioner of Harris County (Houston) when he went into a stall in the county court house. The toilets were wall mounted. The key word being "were". No one laughed louder or longer than Squatty.

Police internal affairs is investigating

Hmmmmmmmm.

yo see it was the man
had to use the can
gun went off
and he shot another man
who was washin' his hands
he rinsed 'em and he wiped em'
threw the towel in the can
now he got stiches
and scratches where it itches
he can't hit the floor with his ho
or satisfy his bitches
and the government do nothin'
they all just huffin' puffin'
listen to the righteous word of
the mad mudstuffin
so when you got to go
think before you go
make sure the fool right next to you
ain't got no forty-fo'

bravo, mudstuffin.

bravo, mudstuffin.

Get DOWN, mudstuffin' !!!

Police internal affairs is investigating

Hmmmmmmmm.

Posted by:slyeyes on Apr 26,2005 01:05 PM

**snork**

Good one Sly!

Oh sly..I just got it. I so tired..tree pretty. Mudstuffin, THAT was the bomb.

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