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March 18, 2005


(Thanks to Axel Estable)


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Get in the hole!!

Looks like hefty lefty will have to come from behind to get me next time!

Hole in one???

No wonder he's clutching his nether regions and looking exhausted...he just pulled off a 69.

"I'm a little ticked at myself for not getting it done."

Mickelson, baby, it happens to everyone.

Why? What were you thinking?

I like the attached phrase: "lipped out his chip."

Yeah, but he lipped his chip!

Timing is everything, apparently.

Is that his "OH" face?

Dear Dave: Can you PLEASE stop posting URL's in the titles of your blog posts? I know that if you actually read the site you get to click the link right away, but most RSS aggregators don't handle the links correctly, they turn the titles into links to your blog, so I have to click twice. Not that my life is ruined by this, but I had to ask.

Dear Randy: If you knew that Dave actually reads the site, then from now on all the URL's will be posted in the titles of the blog posts. Not that my life is ruined by this.

you're kidding, right?

Randy, I know what you mean, but if you think about it 90% of the readers of this blog don't even know about RSS aggregators and syndicating the blog.

Disco down, Everybody - It's KC and the Sunshine Band.
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
Shank! Shank! Shank!
Shank! Shank! Shank! (yeah)
Shank your bogey ... Shank your bogey

Drew: you don't know 'bout . . . RSS . . uh, agabaters

lol motw

yah, u tell em MKJ,
who doesnt know abt the RSS Aggrevator...it's a ship innit?

Randy..honey...GET A LIFE!!!

Angelina: What's that?
Leonard: That's my RSS aggregator, it's syndicating some blogs.
Angelina: Oh my gosh! Will you do me right now?

n' stuff

MKJ: What?!?!?!

To click or double click: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mouse to suffer
RSS aggregators of outrageous platform
Or to take arms against a seedy Windows world
And by opposing end them? To click: to blog;
No more; and by blog say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand virus shocks
That harddrives are heir to, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be fought. To double-click, to see;
To see: perchance to dream; ay, there’s the rub;
For in that next webpage, what dreams may come?

It looks like quite an orgasmic situation to me

Is an aggregator something like an Orgasmatron? Or is it just one those people that like to stir up trouble?

Thats one way to polish your driver...Not that there's anything wrong with that..

And another question Randy..WTF is RSS aggregators???..and RSS aggregators wbagnfarb

mudstuffin, I'm glad to see you are still in the land of the living blog.

I'm such a Hamlette.

hey, people - its kick somebody in the cajones day, dint ya know? sheeesh.

Yes it is, queensbee, but not beetles. They only have one to lose.


U are right girl!...let's play nice!..but playing mean is so much more fun!!!!

Maybe this will clear things up

RSS aggregators sounds like some kind of Nazi skinhead group, not that there's anything wrong with that...

MOTW: If blogging be the food of life, write on.


the only thing i recognized on THAT page was the plumber.

Why do I keep getting this message?

you say "write" and I'll say "on"...
(i'm saying)"WRITE" (you're saying)"ON"

I am also making vulgar gestures with my hands on the keyboard, someone call the facist pigs


there's A LOT wrong with that!!!...specially their haircut!!!..he,he

"if you're not nervous on a day like this
you're not alive"

LOL julie!!

More important, what were these guys thinking?

*taking one for the team*

Randy, honey ... you seem a little uptight ... come on over here and let me "de-stress" you with a "turkey sandwich".


U little sl&^t...I always knew you were one...being that cute and everything!

At least the disabled golfers can play too

julietine ... a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ... Ain't no shame in it. ;)

(p.s. thanks for the compliment)


yeah,yeah...I hate you..you little cutie you!..

ps: btw I am not a lesbian...I just know beauty when I see it...not that there's anything wrong with that!

Hi Punky!

Wanted you to see this from the women's protest thread:

Boss: I’ve thought about your request, Punky, and you’ll find my answer right here.

Punky: [gets out reading classes and leans close to make out partial message] Hmmm. I don’t see much “raise” in that!

Boss: Hey, be respectful! I’m the boss.

Punky: Trust me. I know respect-worthy when I see it. That is more like a cut. Maybe a circumcision accident or something?

Boss: Hey, don’t make me let you go.

Punky: After the response I got when I arrived this morning? I think you’d have a morale problem on your hands.

Boss: [Begins pondering whether all other employees can be charged a copayment for the benefit of having Punky as a coworker to fund Punky’s upcoming raise]

(julietine ... your check is in the mail) ;)

Deon ... a "punky pool" of sorts?


Now, when you say "punky pool" totally different thoughts altogether come to mind.

I've just got one thing to say to everyone on this blog: GO TARHEELS

Not to start a war...
But GO BLUE DEVILS!!!!!!!!!

More like a "Punky Payroll Deduction."

Male Employee: Here is my paycheck honey. Can I get my allowance now?

M.E’s Wife: Hey, what’s this new “PPD” taken out of your check? $45?!?

Male Employee: Oh, Idunno. Some new workplace benefit they are sticking us with.

M.E’s Wife: Why does it say “premium option” and have another $65 taken out on this line here?

Male Employee: I have no idea.

M.E’s Wife: It says it is a voluntary benefit. What did you sign up for?

Male Employee: Um, remember when I got to move to the new office with the windows overlooking my neighbor? It might have something to do with that.

In light of the new study on gay rams, Dodge releases its new promo.

Randy Peterman's RSS aggregator = Re: Gross Gag Star, Try An Enema, Dr. P.

Alex, A Dodge homo promo?


That was too funny!!!

I'm the tooth fairy and im naughty!

I'm the tooth fairy and im naughty!

rss aggregators and the orgasmatrons wbagnfarb?
i wish i knew what those were... are they snails or snakes? or is it a ship? the rss aggregator. I'll have an upper berth please, without the screaming golfer thank u.

I don't know but I have a feeling that Mr. Randy Peterman is not coming back to this blog anytime soon...

Where is the any key???


*just wants to be the audience here*

Eleanor, glad to see the high speed has worn off. You were getting me worried.

What, you say? Where's the rest of it? Heck if I know.

*zips out*

D'Art - AAAHHHHH! So he went to your place instead of mine - hmmmph!

*slugishly leaves to make phone call*

I don't know but I have a feeling that Mr. Randy Peterman is not coming back to this blog anytime soon...

And well he shouldn't - anyone who starts talking in some code that bloggers don't understand should be banned!!!


Ever since you learned HTML you are on a rampage!... :-)

sly -- *snork*

Hey! Don't knock the RSS news feeds. I use one of them. It's a server for internet obsessed people who want to read blogs without having to find the URLs and load the different pages every time. Of course, the feed for this blog was about a week and a half off, so I'm not sure how Randy even got to this post, let alone complain about it.

Of course, I don't give a sh!t. The quality blogging makes up for it. Dave rules. Haters are just boogers. End of story.

They must have tired of the sheep.

WHAT feed? What is an RSS aligator -- or whatever?

*leaves to search for a land where English is still spoken, fer shizzel*

OK Sean (better late than never, comment-wise), I was going to go with "not that there's anything wrong with that," but you beat me to the hole (not there's anything wrong with that either).

From all of this, only two things come (hee hee --- well, three things) to mind ...

Is that an RSS Aggregator in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ...?

Then there's the whole (or hole?) RSS Aggregator thing ...

BTW - MOTW, OUT-effing-RAGEOUS job on the soliloquy

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