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March 17, 2005

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ST. PATRICK'S DAY

And the stealth bloggerette would never suggest that it does. That you can be sure of.

(Thanks to tavesawyer)

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Begorrah and top o' the post!

"Siegert was cited to appear March 31 in Benton County Circuit Court on the DUII charge."

DUIl? Driving Under the Influence of livestock?

"Siegert was cited to appear March 31 in Benton County Circuit Court on the DUII charge."

DUIl? Driving Under the Influence of livestock?

Double damn post. Isn't that special. My post was barely funny the first time.

OSU football seems to be doing allot OTHER than football.

Maybe the Ram had been hitch hiking?

Key quote: "The ram...is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep."

*has a moment of school rivalry* Ah ha ha. OSU is so quaint.

In other news, once more, dangit Oregon, stop embarrassing me on the blog.

Now, was the pickup truck also a Ram? That would explain why getting it into the bed wasn't so tough.

So much material here! Sheep, Sheep Center, Homosexuality in sheep, ram, beavers. I'm whelemed!

Some ball players from old O.S.U.
Went out after they'd put down a few
They kidnapped a ram
But they swear that by damn
It's not like they were going to go have sex with it or anything, I mean, gaaaaaa, and the whole no pants thing was a dare.

A new line on Siegert's rap sheet:
His prom date only offers its bleat
When he goes in for the 'score'
He'll blow a big point one-four
But come fall, he'll be out on the street!

Two Oregon farmers were driving near Oregon State University. They spied an Oregon sheep caught in a fence. The first farmer said, "Man, I sure wish that was Anglina Jolie." The second said, "I sure wish it was dark."

Suppose our prom date guy would accept a bid by a Ram?

Sheep rustling, it seems, is not uncommon at OSU.

well, at least they dont get drunk n stupid like they do at other colleges.

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters..."It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Wally: I like it.

That item reminded me of the one about the Ag School undergraduate who was majoring in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it.

Sigh... that is my school too. And I had a friend who worked in the sheep barns. THey had lots of trouble with practicle jokers...

And in related news, they once caught a guy with his pants around his ankles in the LLAMA PENS!!! With petroleum jelly no less! In BROAD DAYLIGHT!! GO OSU!!

Silver,
The llamas were probably asking for it. The ones at my local zoo will get face-to-face with you like they want a kiss. The hussies!

Steve Fenk??

OK, so two guys were with a girl of legal age......... and rustled a Ram that was in a homosexuality study?

Oh, yeah, drinking was involved.

bj - DUII = Driving under the influence of idiocy.

And what better time than today than to repeat that wonderfully humorous Irish joke ...

So, these two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

Coincidentally, my cousin's wife is on the OSU faculty, in the anthropology department.

I wonder what the anthropology of all this really is ...

"At this point they're just going to deal with it internally," Fenk said.

I just bet they are.

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