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March 22, 2005


The Albanian Toilet Gang


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Oops, sorry about the double post. And I do agree that this would make an interesting movie. lol

Fourth is the new first!

I wonder how many robberies were foiled by customers who had already locked themselves into the toilet to spend some quality time stinking up the bathroom?

"Hurry up in there, this a robbery!"
"You want to rob my poo?"
"No, we need to lock some other people up in there with you."
"Well, you're just gonna have to wait!"
"How long do you think you'll be?"
"I'm on page six of Dave Barry's Guide to Guys."
"Come on fellas, let's rob someplace else. Alright, you people, robbery's off. Go back to drinking."

They forgot to flush the fingerprint -
I hate it when that happens! It makes my job so much harder!

Still in ZEN state of not needing to be "first", Igloo is curious if there were any Snakes in the toilet. Snakes in the toilet seems to be a recurring topic of late.

*Igloo returns to contemplating his navel.*

I'm so proud of you, igloo -
Repeat after me:


Police flush out three toilet gang suspects

Whoever wrote that headline should have his head held in the toilet and flushed.

I thought it was hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm.
That may explain it all!

igloo -

hhhhmmmmmm = hhhmmmmmm in your hhhhmmmmm, which is an entirely different activity!

we know you meant "their" ... and those are just wonderful puns. you should be flushed with pride.

A series of robberies Grecian
Have reached their point of completion
It seems crooks from Albania
Developed a mania
For victims locked up with excretion!

So if you're locked in a toilet with 20 other people for a REALLY long time (by really long time I mean more than five minutes) and your really have to do a big explosive "number two", do you eat the other hostages or dig through the linoleum with your ragged bare hands?

As this happened in Europe, I want to know if the bathroom attendants made all the hostages pay to be in the washroom?

So they threw me in a cell and the other prisoners asked me what I was in for. I proudly answered, "I'm the ring leader of the 'Albanian Toilet Gang'." And they all moved away from me in the cell...

HA!! sean! LOL

Phil - "And littering", and they all moved back...

(Have a great day today, Arlo, where you are!)

The fingerprint was found when the thief tried to steal the traditional urinal penny...

The gang began using its unusual bathroom tactic in early February

I don't think I want to know.

To heck with the fingerprint ... I wanna know about the 27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures, with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, explainin' what each one is, to be used as evidence against them crappy gangsters ...

am i the only person who thinks "Traditional Mock Penis" would be a good name for a rock band?

I wonder if they separated the men into men's rooms and women into ladies' rooms. If they had any manners, they would have.

I can't seem to get any of my posts posted.

Is it my breath?

Oh sure, THAT one worked!

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