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First!
Posted by: SealMan | March 22, 2005 at 06:23 AM
First!
Posted by: SealMan | March 22, 2005 at 06:24 AM
Oops, sorry about the double post. And I do agree that this would make an interesting movie. lol
Posted by: SealMan | March 22, 2005 at 06:25 AM
Fourth is the new first!
Posted by: Carmen Geditt | March 22, 2005 at 06:26 AM
I wonder how many robberies were foiled by customers who had already locked themselves into the toilet to spend some quality time stinking up the bathroom?
"Hurry up in there, this a robbery!"
"You want to rob my poo?"
"No, we need to lock some other people up in there with you."
"Well, you're just gonna have to wait!"
"How long do you think you'll be?"
"I'm on page six of Dave Barry's Guide to Guys."
"Come on fellas, let's rob someplace else. Alright, you people, robbery's off. Go back to drinking."
Posted by: Christobol | March 22, 2005 at 06:28 AM
They forgot to flush the fingerprint -
I hate it when that happens! It makes my job so much harder!
Posted by: Former Criminal Defense Attorney | March 22, 2005 at 06:29 AM
Still in ZEN state of not needing to be "first", Igloo is curious if there were any Snakes in the toilet. Snakes in the toilet seems to be a recurring topic of late.
*Igloo returns to contemplating his navel.*
Posted by: igloo | March 22, 2005 at 06:29 AM
I'm so proud of you, igloo -
Repeat after me:
OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM -
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2005 at 06:30 AM
Police flush out three toilet gang suspects
Whoever wrote that headline should have his head held in the toilet and flushed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2005 at 06:34 AM
Eleanor,
I thought it was hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm.
That may explain it all!
Posted by: igloo | March 22, 2005 at 06:36 AM
igloo -
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM = Zen
hhhhmmmmmm = hhhmmmmmm in your hhhhmmmmm, which is an entirely different activity!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2005 at 06:42 AM
we know you meant "their" ... and those are just wonderful puns. you should be flushed with pride.
Posted by: queensbee | March 22, 2005 at 07:03 AM
A series of robberies Grecian
Have reached their point of completion
It seems crooks from Albania
Developed a mania
For victims locked up with excretion!
Posted by: insomniac | March 22, 2005 at 07:10 AM
So if you're locked in a toilet with 20 other people for a REALLY long time (by really long time I mean more than five minutes) and your really have to do a big explosive "number two", do you eat the other hostages or dig through the linoleum with your ragged bare hands?
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | March 22, 2005 at 07:48 AM
As this happened in Europe, I want to know if the bathroom attendants made all the hostages pay to be in the washroom?
Posted by: rhealist | March 22, 2005 at 08:37 AM
So they threw me in a cell and the other prisoners asked me what I was in for. I proudly answered, "I'm the ring leader of the 'Albanian Toilet Gang'." And they all moved away from me in the cell...
Posted by: philintexas | March 22, 2005 at 08:48 AM
HA!! sean! LOL
Posted by: queensbee | March 22, 2005 at 11:03 AM
Phil - "And littering", and they all moved back...
(Have a great day today, Arlo, where you are!)
Posted by: jamester | March 22, 2005 at 11:31 AM
The fingerprint was found when the thief tried to steal the traditional urinal penny...
Posted by: kj | March 22, 2005 at 04:06 PM
The gang began using its unusual bathroom tactic in early February
I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 22, 2005 at 05:42 PM
To heck with the fingerprint ... I wanna know about the 27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures, with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, explainin' what each one is, to be used as evidence against them crappy gangsters ...
Posted by: U.O | March 22, 2005 at 06:02 PM
am i the only person who thinks "Traditional Mock Penis" would be a good name for a rock band?
Posted by: Joben | March 23, 2005 at 10:02 AM
I wonder if they separated the men into men's rooms and women into ladies' rooms. If they had any manners, they would have.
Posted by: Lmd33 | March 23, 2005 at 12:36 PM
I can't seem to get any of my posts posted.
Is it my breath?
Posted by: Lmd33 | March 23, 2005 at 12:38 PM
Oh sure, THAT one worked!
Posted by: Lmd33 | March 23, 2005 at 12:38 PM