SCIENCE UPDATE
So that's why they call it Juicy Fruit.
(Thanks to Jake Ezell and Albert Franquiz)
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March 18, 2005
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Too many big words for comment. I may have to chew on this for awhile.
Posted by: igloo | March 18, 2005 at 01:14 PM
Wow! Did you see the picture of those 'enhanced' breasts in the article? They were so enhanced, they couldn't support their own weight and ripped right off! And then they got all brown and gnarly. Not very attractive at all...
Posted by: Arffer | March 18, 2005 at 01:15 PM
First! :)
Next up... rhinoceros horn flavored gum?
Posted by: antkam | March 18, 2005 at 01:15 PM
larger breasts reduce stress?
Posted by: dan | March 18, 2005 at 01:16 PM
If our previously blogged protestor in New Zealand chewed enough of this gum, she could probably display the entire Magna Carta on her breast when she next protests Prince Charles.
Posted by: igloo | March 18, 2005 at 01:22 PM
There's no foundation for those allegations. The whole thing needs to be nipped in the bud.
Posted by: Balanchine | March 18, 2005 at 01:28 PM
If it mimics estrogen, rather than targeting breast growth, then it works on either gender. If you gave it to a guy you didn't like, he'd grow breasts, and his "twins" would shrink.
When this becomes a hit in the U.S., remind me to give that gum to a guy I hate.
Posted by: Alex | March 18, 2005 at 01:56 PM
Are the chewing gum manufacturers in cahoots with the IPEX people?
Heh, heh, I said cahoots.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | March 18, 2005 at 02:05 PM
Chewing breasts good for the gums too! Not too hot for the breasts tho.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 18, 2005 at 02:51 PM
The Japanese have a definite jones
For gum using isoflavones
To be more specific,a
Pueraria mirifica
Will increase the size of their 'cones'.
Posted by: insomniac | March 18, 2005 at 03:05 PM
I for one just cleared out my local Publix of all chewing gum available...just in case...not that I need it or anything!...
Posted by: julietine | March 18, 2005 at 03:13 PM
and i'm guessing there will be some guys who will buy that stuff for their girlfriends.... here baby, chew this... [eyeroll]
Posted by: queensbee | March 18, 2005 at 03:16 PM
Where can I get mine??? It's depressing when your med school (now ex-)husband says your condition is called "Cooper's Droopers"....Add having a baby onto that.......I'm an old lady cartoon waiting to happen!!
Posted by: Melissa | March 18, 2005 at 03:35 PM
And doesn't anyone wonder what happens if a guy chews it? Does he need to buy a Manzier?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 18, 2005 at 03:49 PM
"It cites tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%."
Holy moly...
Posted by: Poop Dogg | March 18, 2005 at 04:20 PM
I'm pretty sure the Firesign Theater invented this about 20 years ago. It was called "Boobie Chew" from a Nick Danger sketch.
Posted by: bbescuela | March 18, 2005 at 06:52 PM
Hey, bb: another "Wizard" fan??? Thought I was the only one left! Okay, howsis for a blast from the past:
"You don't want to count, the elevator boy?"
(leaves to find a groat cluster to chew on)
Posted by: unca roggie | March 19, 2005 at 12:27 AM
Reporting from Bangkok, I can say it doesn't work. The local ladies are, for the most part, very attractive and charming but rarely buxom.
Posted by: Ispy | March 19, 2005 at 06:13 PM
right
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 20, 2005 at 06:57 AM
banned>
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 20, 2005 at 11:28 AM
I wonder what kind of ads DoubleMint could come up with for this...
Posted by: Kevin | March 21, 2005 at 05:09 AM