Spring Break Shark Attack is on tonight, and, tragically, I'm going to miss it. If you watch, please feel free to post plot details in the comments section below. I'm dying to find out the answers to such burning questions as:
1. Will there be lots of gratuitous shots of attractive babes in skimpy bikinis?
2. Or will some of them be wearing skimpy one-piece suits?
3. Will an actor actually deliver the following line: "Don't be the boy who cried shark"?