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It's time we cracked down on these varmints who steal rams being used in university studies on homosexuality in sheep, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Update: It has come to my attention that judi already blogged this item. I would apologize, but it is not my fault. We're having problems with our RSS aggregator thing.
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Dave, I feel that you and judi are drifting apart...
Posted by: Christobol | March 18, 2005 at 01:19 PM
Homosexuality in sheep? Is that possible? Wouldn't it be Ovosexuality? (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Posted by: SteveB | March 18, 2005 at 01:19 PM
Since the guy stole a ram, I suppose that is a partial success for the study.
I'm sure some grad student will get a grant to write a case study on interspecie homosexuality as a result.
Posted by: Deontologist | March 18, 2005 at 01:25 PM
"Siegert faces DUI charges, but no charges were filed regarding the animal.
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So why does the Ram get off without being charged. Methinks PETA is involved somehow.
Posted by: igloo | March 18, 2005 at 01:25 PM
Hey Dave I sent that in earlier today....so no thanks!..geez...what do I have to do around here to get credit???..Strip????!!!
Posted by: julietine | March 18, 2005 at 01:37 PM
wow, deva ju
Posted by: blurkerette | March 18, 2005 at 01:38 PM
errr....deja vu
Posted by: blurkerette | March 18, 2005 at 01:39 PM
Alright who's eyes are they trying to pull the wool over anyhow?
I mean they might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Oh wait, they did steal the sheep. Nevermind.
*hung*
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | March 18, 2005 at 01:46 PM
julietine,
As an authorized representative of the person to whom you are complaining to, yes you may strip. However, a virtual strip will not be sufficient!
Posted by: igloo | March 18, 2005 at 01:53 PM
If the truck was a Dodge Ram, then the ram was in bed with another Ram, meaning the guy helped the study. In fact, if it went for the driver, he proved interspecies homosexuality.
If only the ram hadn't tried to have his way by coaxing him into drinking heavily, there wouldn't be much need for charges.
Posted by: Alex | March 18, 2005 at 01:59 PM
j' tine, strip, baby, strip!
I, for one, will give you a ton of credit.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | March 18, 2005 at 02:01 PM
I find it unnerving that someone is trying to find out if sheep are homosexual, personally.
Posted by: SchadeBoy | March 18, 2005 at 02:04 PM
isn't that the same thing i posted yesterday?
Posted by: judi | March 18, 2005 at 02:06 PM
Yes, judi, it is.
Dave apparently ignores your posts.
Frankly, I wouldn't take that if I were you. I mean, he goes to England to do research WITHOUT his research department; and then he ignores your posts. Don't put up with it, woman!! Stand up for yourself!! Let him know whose boss. We've got your back!!!
*leaves to go update resume for possible opening at the Miami Herald.*
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Ahhh, just kidding. You know I can't do it to our judi. You're the best.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 18, 2005 at 02:23 PM
Sly,
ha,ha..funny!
Posted by: julietine | March 18, 2005 at 02:33 PM
I dunno, SchadeBoy. Seems to me, someone who wants to find out if sheep are homosexual is probably someone who wants to find out personally.
Or are you just unnerved by the idea of sheep that are homosexual personally? Wait - maybe that's redundant.
Posted by: qetzal | March 18, 2005 at 02:34 PM
Wow..So Ben was on the lamb when he got caught?
Posted by: Sean | March 18, 2005 at 04:01 PM
Wow..So Ben was caught on the lamb?
Posted by: Sean | March 18, 2005 at 04:12 PM
I think there's a need for some serious Orgasmatron readjustement.
Posted by: Poop Dogg | March 18, 2005 at 04:24 PM
Yeah, it got blogged already, but I had another shot at improving my comment. Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: Alex | March 18, 2005 at 04:42 PM
I thought the Greeks already discovered this centuries ago.
Posted by: Lmd33 | March 18, 2005 at 04:44 PM
If this sheep gets stolen every spring, isn't it possible that the study is really about bestiality among football players?
Posted by: Robert | March 18, 2005 at 04:54 PM
Frankly, I saw the same story under a MUCH better headline over on Fox News...something like, "Cops Catch Possibly Drunk Football Player with Possibly Gay Sheep."
Posted by: Ken Pierce | March 18, 2005 at 04:54 PM
Its that damn RSS Agitator..
Posted by: Sean | March 18, 2005 at 04:55 PM
Qetzal,
I'm personally unnerved all the time, personally.
Posted by: SchadeBoy | March 18, 2005 at 04:59 PM
I had problems only the other day with my IRS Aggregator. Should we conduct a "sexual study" of the IRS?
Posted by: Jack | March 19, 2005 at 12:21 AM
i coulda swprn i posted on this thread yesterday. is your aggregator dropping stuff off? i dont even know what it is anyway.
Posted by: queensbee | March 19, 2005 at 04:20 AM
i meant "sworn". its what i get when i dont wear my computer glasses [geezer gaffe].
Posted by: queensbee | March 19, 2005 at 04:21 AM
queensbee, I think a certain cobra has your glasses. He dropped his monocle.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 19, 2005 at 04:50 AM
Doesn't remember... right.
This is just of thing that will have people thinking: "Where men are men....and sheep are scared.."
Posted by: philintexas | March 20, 2005 at 04:14 PM