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First! brwahahahahaha!
Posted by: well well | March 22, 2005 at 04:54 AM
I don't want anything motorized (or not motorized for that matter) pushing up against my rear end.
Posted by: Drew | March 22, 2005 at 04:57 AM
Dave who?
Posted by: Jack | March 22, 2005 at 04:58 AM
"The force generated by RollerCycle travels from your rear through your torso to your feet."
Isn't that taking the long way around?
Posted by: Bud Ugly | March 22, 2005 at 05:04 AM
Flint: How's your skating going?
River: Pretty good, but sometimes, I just wish I had a motor sticking out of my butt.
Fling: I know what you mean.
Posted by: Christobol | March 22, 2005 at 05:05 AM
Jack straps on his trusty Roller Cycle ®, and engages the terrorists in hot pursui . . . okay dammit I didn't watch the show . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 22, 2005 at 05:10 AM
mr. barry,
why do you assume only males would be interested?
Posted by: feminist | March 22, 2005 at 05:12 AM
Jack straps on his trusty Roller Cycle ®, and engages the terrorists in hot pursui . . . okay dammit I didn't watch the show . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 22, 2005 at 05:12 AM
If my ex-wife knew she only had to buy me one of these and I'd manage to kill myself within a week.
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | March 22, 2005 at 05:13 AM
"The force generated by RollerCycle travels from your rear through your torso to your feet"
EWWWWWWWW!!!!I do not want anything traveling from my rear to anywhere within my body!
Posted by: julietine | March 22, 2005 at 05:14 AM
julietine..
why not? :-)
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 22, 2005 at 05:21 AM
Feminist - on what insane young males like, Dave Barry is the world's preeminent expert.
Posted by: Christobol | March 22, 2005 at 05:39 AM
Why do I need that! It might get stuck in my butt, which is not a good thing!
I think I'll rollerblade without it, just to keep my butt safe.
Thanks anyways, Dave! I think.
Posted by: Rockchild | March 22, 2005 at 05:41 AM
Key quote: The Roller Cycle will take you easily over any terrain.
Mountain passes?
Boulder fields?
Beaches?
The Everglades?
All with a butt-turbo?
Science is our salvation!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 22, 2005 at 05:44 AM
Christobol, you have WAAAAAAY too much time on your hands
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 22, 2005 at 05:49 AM
"Insane Young Males"
Mr. Language Person,
Is this statement not full of redundancies?
Also, Insane Young Males wbagnfarb.
*Igloo, no longer obsessed with being First*
Posted by: igloo | March 22, 2005 at 05:59 AM
Buenas diaz, julieine -
Como esta?
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2005 at 06:25 AM
The force generated by RollerCycle travels from your rear through your torso to your feet.
My personal feet are not attached in any way to my torso...but perhaps some people are made that way.
Posted by: Susan | March 22, 2005 at 07:10 AM
Happy b-day, scat!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2005 at 07:32 AM
Buenos Dias Elanor....
Posted by: julietine | March 22, 2005 at 07:40 AM
Oh good, it's things like this which will help add to the number of people in vegetative conditions, thereby allowing the "culture of life" debate to go on forever!
yay!
Posted by: the other lurker | March 22, 2005 at 07:55 AM
So .... if I understand this correctly, if the `rider' slips and falls, half a motor bike motors up the victims bum.
This is going to make extreme felching look tame.
Posted by: BarryFS | March 22, 2005 at 08:25 AM
Hmph! I developed the low-tech version of this years ago, wherein I would put on my rollerblades, attach myself to my Newfoundland/Lab dog by leash, and allow him to pull me through a heavily wooded park filled with squirrels, other dogs, other people, etc. Motorized engines with controls???? HA! Wimps!
Posted by: rhealist | March 22, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Scatillogical's Birthday = Shit, Basically A Cold Grit.
Have an illogically happy day, scat.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | March 22, 2005 at 10:14 AM
*zips in because she knows it upsets D'Art*
Good anagram D'Art - nasty, but good!
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2005 at 10:38 AM
Mmmmm, high speed...
Posted by: D'Artagnan | March 22, 2005 at 10:49 AM
"DUDE did you turbo charge your butt roller? You were hauling a*s!"
"Nope, just ate some bad Mexican....."
Posted by: elle | March 22, 2005 at 11:10 AM
As you travel up to 25 MPH, you skate along with the RollerCycle adding exercise to help your respiratory system.
Not to mention developing your bladder control as you hit a corner at 25mph....
Posted by: ¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP) | March 22, 2005 at 02:06 PM
I hope this doesn't catch on. I'm scared to think what will happen on the hiking/biking trails.
I can only imagine what Tim Taylor would do to give it more power.
*grunt grunt grunt*
Posted by: slyeyes | March 22, 2005 at 05:38 PM
sly' - When I grunt like Tim "Toolman" Taylor, I'm not usually trying to in-line skate ... mostly, I'm sitting down ...
BTW ... Rollerblade (TM) is a registered trademark, therefore that right of ownership should be acknowledged whenever the term is used in print.
Happy B-Day, Scat' ... I'll just sit here at the curb in the Geezer Bus with the engine idling and the turn signal flashing merrily away ... in case you change your mind ...
(Heh ... I said "flashing" ...)
Posted by: U.O | March 22, 2005 at 05:56 PM
The people at America's Funniest videos are drooling over the footage that will come in from this one. It might turn into an hour special all by itself. Happy general b-day period, scats!
Posted by: everysandwich | March 23, 2005 at 03:37 AM