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March 23, 2005

AND THEY ALL HAVE FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSES

They're here.

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FIRST thing to do, put an extra layer on tinfoil hat

I say send in Jack Bower. He'll handle it. He'll handle anything!

"Hey, Jack!"

"He likes it!"

....maybe I'm confusing this with a cereal commercial...

THIRD thing to do curl up in the foetal position...


and three's my lucky number...


hahahah

Axl

"According to this theory, the UFO bases need to be deep under the ground because the UFO crafts need to be close to the mantle of the earth. Servicing of these crafts can be done in that electromagnetic environment only. In addition according to this theory the crust must be as thick as possible in that area."

"Plus, this way, it's impossible for anyone to prove us wrong," said the researchers. "Is this a great theory, or what?!"

Oh, and what's the point of that map?!

Wait... don't tell me. The the extraterrestrials cause earthquakes when they move around, right? And Earth rests on the back of a giant turtle, too?

What an interesting and informative article. I guess all of my neighbors who make jokes of my fully stocked shelter(including personal defensive weapons, as well as close to a ton of tin foil) will think twice about ridiculing my fully reflective attire.
One fact left out in the report(obviously censored by the current administration), is where the Aliens enter and exit their subterreanean bases. I have it on good authority(Cher), that the portal to the innards of the earth is in Crawford, Texas.
Coincidence? I think not.

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times....

All your base are belong to us!

Dale Gribble warned us of this...

These people need a life... or at least they need to read this blog. Then they won't have any time for anything else.

This is good info to have - particularly for someone like myself who lives on a fault line in So. CA - now I know what those rumbling noises I hear in the middle of the night are - mechanics fixing their space ships!!

I feel much better - I thought it was dinosaurs!

By god but that's stupid.

"Geologists in the East and West coasts are busy understanding a new theory that shows possible underground UFO bases all around the world."

I would just like to clarify that this is a lie. Geologists study the areas around tectonic plates because that's where lots of geological processes take place, NOT because there might be UFO's underneath them.

So, we're saying that beneath the thick flaky crust, inside the warm mantle, before you get to the hot melted core, (must get buttermilk biscuits NOW!), there are aliens? I suppose we're not going to have a lot to talk about with each other are we?

since the ufo's are coming from inside the earth, i would say we need sort of a Man in the Tinfoil Mask arrangement , as well as tinfoil underwear.

hmmmph!

Androids - always sticklers for detail!

Looking at the by-line, I have to think that naming your kid "Staff Writer" is a stroke of résumé-padding genius.

Time to send in the MIB's.

By Jove!

Nothing further. Just seemed like a good time to say "By Jove!" Although I really don't know who this Jove fellow is.

Jove used to be the ruler of the gods. Then these aliens came along and burrowed under the crust of the earth and he got pissed and went to Venus. Hey at least it is quiet there.

In sum, it wouldn't surprise me if earthquakes are caused by mechanics. Are volcanoes due to alien plumbers messing up?

just wondering?

Earthquakes, volcanos and rifts
Are all part of the alien's gifts
It's not plate tectonics
Just flawed electronics
It's their 'fault' your continent drifts!

Wouldn't those space ships be covered with all kinds of dirt and molten stuff and inner earth goo?

They must airbrush them for those photos.

Wouldn't those space ships be covered with all kinds of dirt and molten stuff and inner earth goo?

They must airbrush them for those photos.

Judi, it's still not fixed!!

I live in Northern California, about three hours drive from Mount Shasta, which is of volcanic origin. There is an entire subculture of people living up there who have myriad theories about extra-terrestrial and sub-terrestrial life in the area. One group, inspired by writings of a noted sci-fi author, believes Shasta is the home of the ancient race of Lemurians. Hundreds of folk migrated to Shasta in 1988 to observe the Harmonic Conversion. This article probably came as no surprise to any of them...

Maybe that's where those people who flew off on Hayley's Comet landed!

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